( upbeat music )
We're back.
Occasionally, people ask us are we afraid
that we're gonna run out of ideas?
And other people simply comment,
"You guys are running out of ideas."
But you know what?
- We're not gonna run out of ideas. - That's right!
We've decided not to do that.
But that is not to say that we're not gonna have
any bad ideas, we got plenty of those.
Right, and this segment is all about
taking what sounds like a bad idea
and then seeing how bad it actually is, if at all.
Like, we had this idea to stand on Hollywood Boulevard
and ask strangers to tattoo us with Sharpies.
Yeah, and that sounds like a very bad idea,
and that's why we're not gonna do it.
We asked Mike and Alex to do it.
Alex: Whoa.
Feelin' good about this, Michael. How do you feel about it?
The only thing worse than this idea
is the fit of this tank top.
I think you look nice, and I think we're gonna
get outta here with some nice-looking tattoos.
Certainly look like I should be
have people Sharpie tattoos on me.
You guys like tattoos?
Come talk to me.
Mike: You're frightening people just with the look of you.
I think maybe I start on you, I get it going.
First of all, you are, one,
the last person who wanted to do this,
and the only person that I would allow to do this.
I think the only way to start, really,
is a nice neck tattoo.
Jeez, are you serious?
Yeah, dude. It's a bat.
You're gonna look so tough-- oh, no,
now it's like one of them snitches from Harry Potter.
I've always been a little curious
about what I'd look like with a neck tattoo,
but this is definitely not the way I thought I'd try it out.
Spoiler alert, you look cool as heck, man.
It feels unnaturally small.
It looks like a little bat bow tie, you know?
Ugh! Ah!
- And... - That's it?
I think that's gonna catch people's attention for sure.
You have 11 tattoo?
Do you wanna give me one?
- Yeah, yeah, let's do it. - Oh, jeez, here we go.
- ( woman laughs ) - Alex: What are you doing?
Is it like a dinosaur?
It kinda feels like that.
What about my friend here? He needs one.
You certainly don't have to.
- Alex: Yeah. - Mike: Feels big.
Alex: Oh, yeah, yeah, sign underneath whatever you're doing.
- Alex: She's drawing a wiener. - Mike: I don't like that.
You're drawing a wiener.
Whoa, what is this?
I think it's like a devil thing.
You're the only person that's made
a marker feel like a needle.
You finished?
- What is that? - Alex: Let me see.
- ( laughter ) - Oh.
Oh, jeez.
Yes.
I got a bunch of nonsense, you got elephant butt.
They drew the hole on it, it looks like it has a fissure.
Hey, what's up, man? How you doing?
- Doing great, how you doing? - Good, man.
This is so weird,
'cause this is the first time I've met you,
and that looks exactly like my dog, it's a wiener dog.
It's-- yeah.
- No, it is. - Are you an artist at all?
- Alex: You look really cool! - That's actually very well done.
Slightly less upset about today with that one.
- Yeah. - What does this actually look like?
Bat, vampire bat, yeah, I think I nailed it.
For some reason I got much cleaner lines on me.
- People think you're just like... - Yeah, people go nuts on me.
you're a sketch book and I'm the final draft.
I do want a tattoo. Where are you from?
España.
Claro que si. Si.
Oh, I know what this is.
- Mike: LN. - Alex: LN.
- Mike: Louisiana. - Ah, Louisiana.
- Oh. - No, that's Louisiana.
If I had to get any of these permanently tattooed,
I think the choice is pretty obvious.
I'd go with the thing on my neck.
No one's commented on it,
but I think I'd get these
two dark dots on my nipples.
Dude, ditch the shirt and just shade those in.
Yeah, do my nipple tattoos and then my belly button tattoo.
You're the first one to notice.
I designed that.
Mike and Alex: You always notice nipples?
- Ah! Yikes! - Mike: Oh, man! Whoa.
Wowee!
You have impeccable handwriting.
It's just for me now, where'd Mike go?
( laughs )
Wow, thanks so much.
- Disturbing-- ah! - Ah!
See, this is exactly why
I don't wanna do this kinda thing.
She's the one that got away.
- No, I don't enjoy this. - I miss her so much.
I love her.
You're saying this is a bad idea,
I found the love of my life today.
The least shocking thing that's ever happened.
Getting these off is gonna be a lot harder
than getting these on, this was a terrible idea.
One of the worst things I've done,
thanks for bringing me along.
You're my friend, I wouldn't do it without you.
Probably should've taken our sign, though, huh?
Mike: I don't wanna ever see that thing again.
( laughs )
Great job, guys. You know what?
That wasn't that bad of an idea,
I've kinda jealous that I didn't get the attention.
Getting them to do it was a great idea.
Yeah, okay, that's good.
Leave a comment below with a bad idea that you'd like
to see us, or some Mythical crew members, test out.
And, click through, I got some photos
that I think are gonna get me back on the Instagram.
Rhett:
for your bare wall at mythical.store.