- Today just happens to be Cyber Monday
- Oooh - So sales on sales on sales.
- On sales on sales on sales on sales.
I love a, I love a, I love a, I love a.
- Sales
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Today, we're going to be picking our holiday party wear.
- Oooh - For each other
- For each other - For each other, yeah.
- What is your holiday party wear vibes?
- I really want to be like that rich bougie auntie
that has a nice tailored look.
- Like sophistication but still class.
- I'm open to colors,
I also really like my boobs to be shown.
- I'm very into colorful blazers
with a black turtleneck.
- I either want to be regal, like very classic holiday look,
or I want something completely different
that's like street style.
It turns out we only have 100 dollars each.
- We have two sites we're shopping from, right?
Asos and Amazon. - Yeah.
- What is something that you definitely don't want?
- I do not want heels.
- There are a lot of colorful pants
and I just don't want my pants to be louder than the blazer.
- Again, dresses. - You don't want a dress?
- Not at all? - How am I twerk in a dress?
- Lots of people twerk in dresses.
- Easy. You could always just take it off too. (laughs)
- Okay, this is a work event! - A work event!
(electronic music)
Joyce is first, and right now we're on Asos.
- This looks like a condom slipped over someone's body.
- [Joyce] I'm not gonna wear a condom dress.
I mean it's hot.
- I know, practice safe sex.
- [Ryann] Really?
- [Jazz] You don't think so?
- [Ryann] I don't dislike it.
Okay, never mind, it's very Migos-esque.
Okay, this is in budget.
- [Ryann] I like this. - [Jazz] I love that.
- [Ryann] What is that material?
- That's hot, that's hot. - That is really good.
Maybe a necklace? Or these?
- [Ryann] Yeah, that's sexy. - [Jazz] Wait.
- [Ryann] That's a lot of body.
- We could get like...mmhmm. - Mmhmm.
- So we currently have four right now
that we have to decide between.
Remember, she's going for regal, but sexy.
- Yes, yes.
- I feel that currently, this one right here
says that to me.
- [Jazz] I agree.
'Cause I want something that'll draw attention
but we don't need a lot.
- [Ryann] Right. Joyce, we got you.
This is a cute look.
- This is a great look.
With her black heels will look fire.
- Yes, it will look 100%. - Yeah.
- We're picking for Ryann.
- Ayy.
- [Jazz] Anything we want for Ryann,
- [Ryann] Is going to be out of budget
- [Jazz] Is going to be over 100 dollars.
- Amazon?
(laugh)
- [Joyce] These men are so fine.
- [Jazz] I know, honestly I'm not even
looking at the clothes.
- I'm gonna end up in a paper bag or something.
These faces are the worst part of this.
- [Jazz] If we do these... - The top has to be...
- Wait, you spent the whole time looking at just pants?
- No (beep). - Jesus.
- This one? - Yes.
- Or this one.
- But then I was thinking if we didn't go that route
we could get these two, and make him just wear black pants.
- I want to just like push the envelope.
- You don't think this is pushing it?
To me with this, I think he'll wear that again.
- [Joyce] I think it'll make him nervous at first,
but I think he'll wear it again.
- Well them, I think we should get it.
- Let's do it. - Okay.
- You're making me nervous.
What is it like?
What about this clothing will make me nervous,
is my question.
- [Jazz] You guys will match.
- [Ryann] That's fine
- In color and in texture, that's all I'm saying.
- Ooh. - Okay.
- [Ryann] Yay. - [Jazz] 98.25.
- Ooh. - Wow, you did good.
- Okay, so we are looking up inspo for Jazz's outfit.
I like these. - Drop it in.
- [Ryann] Okay, I'm gonna favorite these.
That's the thing, it's also finding things
that Jazz doesn't already have.
- [Joyce] I think Jazz wouldn't buy this,
or get this, and I think she'd wear it twice.
- [Ryann] Yes.
- It's just overwhelming, when you're trying to shop
a good look for your friend.
- [Ryann] What would you ideally see underneath this?
- Something colorful, she's like living color.
- [Ryann] I like it.
- [Joyce] I love it, let's do it.
- [Ryann] Are you sure?
- Yes, and I think she's gonna love it.
- [Ryann] That is ordered.
- We did it! (cheering)
- That is an order.
- So much stress. - Yes.
- It is stressful.
- I know we got a great outfit for you and Jazz,
and we got something new for you.
- Okay.
- I'm excited to share this,
I think we'll be cohesive again.
- I'm excited - This is gonna be good
- I'm excited. - Squad.
- Squad. - Squad.
(clapping)
(upbeat music)
- At last, it's been a week,
and we don't remember what we bought each other.
- We don't remember, they don't--
- I just remember--
- I don't remember what we got Ryann.
I know what we got Joyce.
- I remember what I got her. I have no idea what I got him.
- I don't remember. - No idea.
- Did you get me anything? - No idea.
- Am I just gonna be naked?
- I thought I had a big package but you know what?
Big things come in small packages.
Imma see what you hos got.
- Yes.
- Can't wait, okay. - Go change.
- Alright Joyce. - Come out, come out.
(sparkling music) - Oh! Oh my gosh!
- Wow!
- Wait. - [Ryann] I love this.
- [Joyce] I like this fit, I think it's very formal.
- [Jazz] This fits you like a (beep) glove,
look at your ass. - Thank you, thank you.
- [Ryann] Goddamn.
- How do you feel?
- I feel good.
- Do you like it?
- I love this, I love the fit, I love everything.
I think it's a little tight around the neck,
it's hard to bend, I would easily choke myself.
- Can you twerk? - Twerk?
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- You look great.
- I know, being born this beautiful is really hard.
- Yeah. - Oh my God.
- Ryann! - Me?
- You're next.
- [Ryann] Wait, this is like a big fuzzy thing.
Is this a robe?
- Just (beep) put it on Ryann. - I know.
- I don't know why you're asking questions.
- Don't I love to talk.
- [Ryann] This is hot.
Oh my god.
- He's really excited. - I know.
- I feel like that excitement comes from a place
of not trusting us.
- It's okay guys. - You didn't remember.
- Those who talk (beep)
- [Ryann] I know, that's karma.
- Will always get hit.
Okay, ready, ready. (laughs)
- Come out to the world sonny boy.
(sparkling music)
- Yes.
- Oh wow.
- Yes. - I love this.
I love it, I wish I would've worn a black belt,
'cause I love this lace top.
- Wow - Oh my god, this is hot.
This coat feels like a robe.
- Wow. - But I love it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Who made you?
- Maybe just a little...
- Ooh, ooh.
- What we wanted to do here was play with textures.
- [Ryann] Right, yes.
- [Jazz] So we had a little texture here
mixed with this texture here.
- I love, I love this. - I love it.
- This is such a fun holiday look
where I'm like yeah, but I'm cozy and cute.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- It's casual and hot at the same time.
- Yeah.
- You're money. You're expensive.
- Alright. - Yay (clapping).
- Bye.
- She's opening it.
- I bet she hates it.
- Wait, what?
- [Jazz] Wow.
- These sounds, I don't know if they're good, bad.
- I'm in an emotional...
- It is expensive, yes, luxury.
- Emotional rollercoaster.
- Okay.
- Okay. Is that the okay she does
when she doesn't really know
what she wants to eat for lunch.
- [Jazz] Oooh.
- That's good, that's a good sound.
- Does it?
- Yes, what? No, totally.
- I get nervous when she says things.
- No, no, no, I remember it very vividly.
- [Jazz] It makes sense.
Like it's animals colliding.
There's a lion, and a tiger.
- Tiger, and a bear. - Bear.
- Yes! Good job, I'm excited. - I'm excited.
Shopping for her is like shopping for your principal.
- [Jazz] I'm ready.
- You're ready? Okay.
- Our daughter's ready for the prom.
- [Jazz] Ready?
- We're like the fairy godmothers, we're ready.
(sparkling music)
- Yes, oh my god.
- I love this. Y'all
- [Ryann] Doesn't it look great?
- Y'all.
And I love that you guys got me something
that is comfortable but I don't have.
- [Ryann] These are also pieces
that you could wear to the holiday party
but also I can see you wearing this anytime.
- Outside. - Yes!
Honestly like this better than my outfit today.
So I might just wear it today.
(electronic music and cameras flashing)
(Ryann sighing)
- Wow.
- Look, it's my friends and me.
- Okay. - It's my friends and me.
- Okay. - I love these hos to the end.
(laughing)
Happy holiday to all your ho friends.
- Oh, wow.
Friends who dress each other.
- Are friends for life. - You're right, you're right.
(laughing)
- I didn't have a finishing statement, but you get it.
(laughing)
- I'm just happy I get to hang out with you guys more.
- [Jazz] Yeah.
- [Joyce] I love you. - [Ryann] Group hug.
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