- Ahar!
Avast, we need a volunteer from the audience
to raise the Jolly Roger!
- Me, pick me, over here!
- Hey!
- [Both] Up here!
- [Children] Pick me, pick me!
Over here!
Me!
Captain Jay!
- Pick him!
CJ, he's looking at you!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
This can't happen, no!
Pick me, it's my birthday!
- Well, shiver me timbers.
We've got a birthday boy!
Come on down, matey!
(laughing)
(blowing raspberries)
- I never get picked.
(making frustrated noise)
- That's not fair!
He cheated!
- Mija, what are you doing?!
- It's not his birthday, he lied so you'd pick him.
My cousin CJ should be down here raising the flag.
- Argh, is it really your birthday, bud?
- That's what my hat says, doesn't it?
(pirate music)
- Okay, so why don't you go back to your seat
so we can get on with the show, hm?
- Yeah, back to your seat, ya scallywag!
- Chill out, dude!
(mechanical squeaking)
(gasping)
- Ronnie Anne is walking the plank!
I have to help her!
I will save you, Ronnie Anne!
Cacahuates!
- CJ, no!
Come on, Hector!
- We're coming, too!
- [Rest Of Family] Us too!
(running)
- Intermission already?
Ooh, pollo.
(chewing)
- Ronnie Anne, I will save you!
(yelling)
- CJ, you have to get off the ship!
- It's a pirate family, it is!
You scallywags can't board me ship!
Seriously, you're ruining the show,
just go back to your seats!
- Wait, please let my cousin raise the Jolly Roger.
It's his dream!
- No way, I was picked!
- Come on, on with the show!
(audience jeering)
- New guy, don't just stand there, help me out!
- Oh, no, no!
I'm not a pirate.
- Aye aye, captain!
- It's not what it looks like!
(intense music)
- Cute headscarf!
Where do you shop?
- Oh, let's go, let's go.
- I'm not leaving til CJ raises the Jolly Roger.
(grunting)
(adventurous music)
Now's your chance, CJ!
- Aye, you-
(yelling)
(cannon booming)
(yelling)
(gasping)
GOAL!
- Oh, sorry.
- Nice going, you just knocked out our captain.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
I just wanted to help my cousin.
- Well, without our captain,
we're just gonna have to cancel the show.
- We'll never let the Red Pirates take our treasure!
Prepare for battle!
(clapping and cheering)
- CJ, is that from the show?
- Yeah, I know the whole scene.
- Wait, pirate guys, you can finish the show!
CJ will be your captain!
- All right, it's worth a shot.
New guy, ready the cannons!
- Oh, but I-
- Agh, wait!
I should be the captain!
- Let me at him!
- No, I got this!
Get ready to be shark bait!
(yelling)
Ha-ha!
(cheering)
- Go, CJ, go!
- Well done, matey!
(clapping and cheering)
- Huh?
- I never leave a pirate behind!