- Have you been with a girl before?
How many girls have you been with before?
- [Host] (laughs) mumbles)
- (laughs) I'm sorry Mom.
- Her taking that shot means that she didn't do it.
(upbeat music)
I'm Sammy.
- I'm Hana
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. (laughs)
- Okay.
Hi.
- How you doing?
What do you think of me?
Am I ugly?
- No, I think you're very, very attractive.
- Oh, wow. (Hana laughs)
- It's mutual. - Thank you.
- You're a very beautiful person.
- Thank you.
Should we start with a shot?
- [Host] Yeah. - I think we should.
- What is your average relationship length?
- Hmm, probably about like,
a year.
- A year?
- Yeah - Wow.
- Mm hmm - Not bad.
It's a pretty lengthy amount of time
to spend with one person.
- Yeah, I mean.
- Makes sense. - What about you?
I dunno, I'm gonna say my average relationship though
is maybe like four months. - Mm hmm.
- Something like that. - Yeah totally.
- You know. - Totally.
- Things start to get serious,
it starts to get a little weird sometimes.
- You back off when things start to get serious?
- Ah
(Hana laughs)
I think it's you.
- Okay.
(laughs) Can you show me your Tinder,
Grindr, Bumble profile right now.
- (laughs) I knew this was gonna be the next question.
(Hana laughs)
I'll show you my profile,
how about that? - Okay
- I wanna look at it.
- I'm gonna take a drink on this one then. (laughs)
- (laughs) Oh my God.
- Not even like, it's just weird.
It's just too--
- What are you hiding?
- I dunno, I rarely,
I'm telling you , I rarely use it.
- Mm hmm - But,
that was a good one. - Okay.
- Have you ever cheated on someone?
What were the circumstances?
- In my more serious relationships,
I haven't cheated on any one.
What about you?
- Um, I could say that I've definitely cheated
on somebody before. - Mm hmm.
- See the thing was, we have an interesting relationship
and stuff like that but, you know, yeah.
- What?
- I did, I did it. (laughs)
- Yeah, why did you cheat?
- I was tryna figure out something good to say
to make it sound less bad but no, it's a bad thing.
- Do you think you'll ever cheat again?
- Mm, I mean, only time will tell.
No, I'm just kidding
(Hana laughs)
Nah, I don't think so.
I'd rather just not be in a relationship or whatever.
It just makes more sense, less drama, like,
- Mm hmm - I don't like to argue.
Where is the craziest place you've hooked up with someone?
- Well I don't know if this is like necessarily crazy,
but I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend--
- Ex-boyfriend or boyfriend at the time?
- Boyfriend at the time,
in a bathroom of a hotel room and his parents where like,
yeah, were in the room.
- Wow
- Yeah, we just, they were asleep.
- You gotta do it, you gotta do it.
- What about you?
- I got my dick sucked in a Uber one time.
- No you did not.
What's your rating?
(laughs) what, how do I rate the top?
- No, what's, no, what's your Uber rating?
It probably went down. (laughs)
- (laughs) I mean it was average, come on.
- Oh God.
Okay.
What sound do you make when you're having sex?
Can you make it?
(Hana laughs)
- Honestly, I'm a pretty silent sexer.
- Hmm. - Is that a term, sexer?
- Sure. - Sexist?
No, that's not the right word. - No, no, no, no, no
no no no no no - No, no
that's not the right word.
But might hit like a--
(Hana laughs)
like a humph, you know what I mean,
sorta like that - Oh my God.
- I'm gonna be like fuck.
I'm bout it burst a load on you shoddy.
- (laughs) Oh my God.
(Samy laughs)
Oh my God. (laughs)
- What is my least attractive feature?
Hit me with the box.
- That's a fucked up question.
- I'm ready for it, I'm ready for it.
- I find you very attractive, so.
- Wow,
My heart just grew two times bigger.
- (laughs) Oh my God.
What about me?
- I guess I'll take a shot too,
I don't really have a thing, you know.
I don't know you too well yet.
- Mm hm. - But I feel
like I know a lot about you so far.
- Yeah, I know.
- You took yours.
- I took mine.
I'm, yeah--
(laughs) I dare you to kiss me on the lips or take a shot?
- I will kiss you on the lips.
- Okay, are we gonna do like
a little peck?
What are we going for?
- It's up to you.
How do you wanna rock it?
- I dunno, let's just fuckin' see where it goes.
- There we go.
- It's the final one.
- Wow.
Would you like to go on another date with me?
If yes, when and where?
If no, why not?
- Yeah.
I would like to go on another date with you.
And I think we could go
to a fuckin bar or something.
- Well it's Friday.
Might as well.
- Let's do it - We've already started.
- Let's do it.
- Yeah. - Should we?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Yeah, let's go out.
Let's go out.
You need another shot.
I've taken like, four of five.
A double shot.
Oh, fuck yeah.
You gotta cheers. - Cheers with myself.
- Cheers. - Cheers with myself.
- Yes. - Great.
- Yes, oh yeah!
Fuck yeah!
(Hana laughs)
- (Laughs) Tequila splashes all over the place.
(Hana laughs) - [Host] Good job partner.