So what you're saying is: this is the corniest WTF ever!
[M] Boo! [S] Boo yourself!
So a few weeks ago we hung out with Rachel from Rachel & Jun
and she wound up giving us...this, which she suggested for a WTF.
She said that's it's freeze dried corn,
so I'm gonna guess it's gonna be almost like eating popcorn kernels [S] Okay. [M] That's gonna be my guess for it.
Get ready for some...corny jokes today. [M] Oh, Simon...
Can you not be so 'dadly' about this?
It's an actual whole-- [M] Oh my god...! I'm sorry...what?! [S] Corn on...corn on the--
These are like little...chips, this is a whole... [M] This is literally... [S] cob of corn...!
I mean it's really light. [S] I remember corn being a lot heavier than this.
I mean, it's freeze dried so... [S] Cause there's no water. [M] Do you think it's gonna break off our teeth when we try to nibble on it?
Only one way to find out. [M] I'm so scared.
Smells like buttery corn...! [M] Really?! [S] This actually smells lovely...
Did you guys know, that in Korea they have a different kind of corn than what we're used to in Canada? [S] Yeah! Yeah...
it's not like sweetcorn, like North American sweetcorn, [M] we have like peaches and cream, [S] yeah, yeah... [M] Korea has-- this looks different as well.
Are we gonna bite in and create like, a disaster storm?
Definitely not. This is gonna be the cleanest eating experience of our lives. [M] Okay, I'm gonna bite...
I'm gonna bite straight into the middle.
[muffled voices]
That's some corn alright. [M] That's freeze dried corn!
This is the worst corn experience I've had in my life. [M] Really?
I like corn in many ways:
corn on the cob...
corn succotash...
but this...
You know what I can show you guys, it's all powdery.
Can you guys see that? It's like all powdery on the inside, it's a normal--
Yet Simon continues to eat, like the pigiggy that he is.
I really need some water for this.
Okay, you know what I really wanna do?
Do you know when you watch like, cartoons as a kid growing up and you see people going like:
like, you know what I'm talking about? [S] Yeah... I don't-- [M] Do you remember in like... [S] I know what you wanna do and I don't wanna do it.
I wanna see who can nibble a row the fastest.
Once you finish nibbling the row,
you have to whistle,
[S] Deal. [M] so that way you can't have like, food in your mouth.
Set...go!
[muffled] Oh my god!
[muffled] This was a terrible idea!
[more muffled voice/trying not to laugh]
[S] (tries to whistle)
[S] (tries to whistle again)
[S] (whistles)
Whoa!
Jesus!
Do we have an intern that could clean this up?
Leigh!
Leigh's not in on Mondays. [M] Do you guys see this?
[camera focusing noises]
[M] (laughs) Your teeth actually physically look yellow!
Hey baby...!
Do you wanna know my secret as to how I ate this so fast? [M] Yeah.
With one side I bit,
and with my other...thumb I was just like popping it off, like this,
[Martina gasps] so I didn't have to eat it all.
You dumped all those on the ground?!
For science!
Such a dick.
I actually ate this. [S] Did you? [M] It's in my teeth. [S] I barely ate any of it,
I probably ate only this much and I thumbed off the rest of it.
[M] Simon is such a cheater! [S] WINNER!
You can't be the winner after you admit to cheating in front of people...!
Well, you know what? I could edit this out and nobody will ever know!
[M] Leigh...! [S] Leigh...! [M] Don't you dare! [S] Leigh...!
[M] I will buy you a whiskey... [S] Do you want-- hey...! [M] Coke...bourbon...
Do you want a warm sandwich, Leigh? [M] I'll get you a warm sandwich. [S] I'll give you two warm sandwiches.
I will give you three warm sandwiches and a bourbon and coke.
...Fffour warm sandwiches!
No, mine is the better, keep it in and let everyone know Simon's a cheater.
Can animals eat corn?
Spudgy! [M] Of course they can eat corn! All of their food is made with corn.
Right! In America they pretty much make everything out of corn. [M] That's right.
Spudgy! (misinterpreted as "Spuggy") [M] Spudgy-- Spuggy? Who's Spuggy?
[M] (singing) [S] Spudgy! Come 'ere boy! Spudgy!
[M] (singing)
[M] (in Spudgy's voice) Alright, I'm here. [S] Get to eating that crap on the ground. [M] (in Spudgy's voice) Okay, here I go. [S] Do it, boy.
Here, Spudgy.
[S] (in Spudgy's voice) SICK!
[S] (in Spudgy's voice) That's it for this weeks Wonderful Treasure Find - that was...literally garbage! [M] (laughs)
Spudgy won't eat it but we ate it, that can't be right!
I actually thought it was pretty delicious to be honest.
It's good! It tastes like sweetcorn! I just don't know why you would dehydrate it, cause corn is already like, travellable on its own like...why do you need to freeze-dry it?