>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE
LATE LATE SLOW.
I HOPE YOU HAD THE BEST WEEKEND.
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IT WAS THE FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL FOR
LOTS OF STUDENTS AROUND THE COUNTRY.
OBVIOUSLY MANY PARTICIPATING REMOTELY FROM HOME, BUT THERE
WAS A GLITCH, DID YOUEE, A HUANG ZOOM OUTAGE TODAY ACROSS THE
COUNTRY, ZOOM WASN'T WORKING IN LOADS OF PLACES.
YEAH, SO CONGRATULATIONS, KIDS.
THIS IS THE NEW SNOW DAY.
REMEMBER THAT.
BEST DAY AT SCHOOL.
OH, WE CAN'T GO IN, THERE IS A BURST PIPE, YES.
NOW IT'S LIKE OH, YEAH, IT IS BAD WI-FI, WHOOO.
WHERE SHOULD WE GO, NO WHERE I WILL SEE YOU ON-- NO, I WON'T,
SORRY.
NOW I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT MOST OF THIS SHOW IS STILL PUT
TOGETHER OVER ZOOM INCLUDING ALL OF OUR WRITERS WORK REMOTELY ON
ZOOM.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY I DON'T HAVE A JOKE HERE.
HOW WAS YOUR WEAKENED, REG?
AND IF YOU COULD TAKE 45 MINUTES FOR THE ANSWER, IT WOULD-- IT
WOULD REALLY HELP US ALL OUT T WOULD.
>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY.
SO FRIDAY I GOT UP, AROUND 11:00.
NO, IT WAS A GOOD WEEKEND.
I HAD A FRIEND FROM OUT OF TOWN, AND IT WAS GREAT.
>> James: FROM WHAT?
>> ME OW WOLF.
>> James: IS THAT A BAND.
>> IT SOUNDS LOOK A BAND.
ST AN ART INSTALLATION IN SANTA FE.
>> James: I WISH I WAS COOL.
I JUST LOVE, I WOULD LOVE FOR ANYTHING, THAT TO BE MY ANSWER
JUST ONCE TO HOW WAS YOUR WEEK END.
I HAD A FRIEND FROM SANTAFE FROM AN ART INSTALLATION.
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE THAT COOL.
NOTHING, I GOT NOTHING.
WE HAVE A FUN SHOW FOR YOU, LATER WE BE WILL TALKING TO THE
INCREDIBLE MAISIE WILLIAMS, A PERFORMANCE FROM BRIGHT EYES YOU
DON'T WANT TO MISS IT BUT WE ARE IN AMERICA.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER
CONVENTION.
THIS WEEK THE REPUBLICANS TAKE THE STAGE.
NOW USUALLY THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SPEAKS ON THE LAST
NIGHT, BUT THIS YEAR TRUMP IS BREAKING THE TRADITION, AND HE'S
SPEAKING ON ALL FOUR NIGHTS.
>> Reggie: THANK GOODNESS.
>> James: BECAUSE OF COURSE HE IS.
HERE'S HOW TRUMP KICKED OFF THE WEEK.
WITH A DROP-IN TODAY AT THE CONVENTION SITE IN NORTH
CAROLINA.
>> FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS!
>> NOW YOU WANT TO REALLY DRIVE THEM CRAZY, YOU SAY 12 MORE
YEARS.
>> James: I MEAN HE'S RIGHT, THAT DOES ANNOY ME.
I CAN'T ARGUE WITH IT.
HE WAS ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON.
THAT, DID IT ANNOY YOU, IAN.
>> YEAH, ANY TIME MATH GETS INVOLVED I START TO GET
FLUSTERED ANYWAY.
>> James: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
BUT THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE ONLY SPEAKER AT THE CONVENTION THIS
WEEK.
THE LIST ALSO INCLUDES FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP AND ALL FOUR
OF THE PRESIDENT'S ADULT CHILDREN.
SIX TRUMPS.
YOU KNOW THAT THE PRESIDENT IS DESPERATE FOR SPEAKERS WHEN EVEN
TIFFANY MADE THE CUT.
NO ONE SAW THAT COMING.
NO ONE-- I RECKON SHE GOT THE CALL SUNDAY NIGHT AT 9 P.M
YOU'RE ON ON WEDNESDAY, WHO IS THIS, YOUR DAD, OH, DON'T MAKE A
THING OF IT, JUST BE THERE WEDNESDAY.
CAN WE SEE THE LIST AGAIN, LOOK AT THIS LIST.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO VOTE
REPUBLICAN OR BUY A TIME-SHARE IN ORLANDO.
THAT LINE-UP LOOKS LIKE A LIST OF PEOPLE YOU SEE BANNED FROM A
CHAIN RESTAURANT FOR VERBALLY HARASSING THE MANAGER AM ARE YOU
NOT ALLOWED IN, WHY.
YOU KNOW WHY, SIR.
FINE, I WILL DO IT.
(APPLAUSE) I HAD A PHONE CALL THIS WEEKEND
FROM A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED JONATHAN.
HE'S SEEN THE SHOW, RIGHT.
AND I THINK HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING NICE.
AND HE CALLED ME AND HE SAID I'M REALLY ENJOYING THE OPENING OF
THE SHOW.
HE SAID IT'S SO BRILLIANT.
I SAID THANKS, HE SAID SO LOOSE, I REALLY LOVE IT I LOVE IT
BECAUSE YOU TELL JOKES AND THEY DON'T WORK AND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE
IT WHEREAS NORMALLY YOU JUST CARRY ON.
(LAUGHTER) HE YOU THINK ARE YOU GIVING ME A
COMPLIMENT BUT ARE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING IS YOU ALWAYS TOLD
[BLEEP] JOKES.
IT IS JUST GREAT TO SEE YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT FOR ONCE.
ONE TRUMP FAMILY MEMBER WHO WON'T BE SPEAKING IS THE
PRESIDENT'S SISTER JUDGE MARYANN TRUMP BARRY MUCH OVER THE
WEEKEND AUDIO FROM SECRETLY RECORDED CONVERSATIONS WERE
LEAKED WHERE SHE CAN BE HEARD CALLING DONALD TRUMP A LIAR.
AND TRUMP HEARD THIS, IN FACT, I NEVER LIE, I DON'T HAVE A
SISTER.
ON THE TAPES SHE CAN BE HEARD SAYING ELYS, HE IS ONLY
INTERESTED IN HIMSELF AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO READ.
AND WHEN THEY HEARD THIS, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LIKE.
>> FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS.
>> James: IN OTHER TRUMP NEWS WITHIN OF THE PRESIDENT'S TOP
POLITICAL VIRSES KELLYANNE CONWAY JUST ANNOUNCE-- CONAWAY
JUST ANNOUNCE SHED IS LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY, MORE MORE LIKE KELLYANNE GONEAWAY.
YOU GET T RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'LL KELLYANNE CONAWAY, AND I'M SAYING
KELLYANNE GONEWAY T SAY PUN, BECAUSE SHE IS LEAVING.
GONE, GIVE US A BREAK, AND THIS IS NICE, AS A THANK YOU FOR HER
YEARS OF SERVICE AND LOYALTY TO THE PRESIDENT, THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION SAYS THEY PLAN TO BURN DOWN A LIBRARY IN HER
HONOR.
WHO'S LAUGH IS THAT.
WHO JUST WENT NAH HA HA, WHO IS THAT, IS THAT YOU MARK, IS THAT
YOU?
THAT HA HA.
I LOVED IT.
IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE YOU LOVED IT.
IT SOUNDED LUKE WERE YOU JUST FINE WITH IT, AND THAT IS OKAY.
IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.
JOHN LIKED IT, IT IS YOUR JOKE, TAKE IT UP WITH MARK LATER.
THAT WASN'T-- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.
DON'T JUST START THROWING THEM AROUND WILLY-NILLY.
IF I THROW OUT A GEM LIKE KELLYANNE GONEWAY, ABSOLUTELY
BUT.
>> I AM CONTINUING TO PROPEL THE SHOW INTO-- .
>> James: IS THAT WHAT ST. >> THAT IS MY MAIN FOCUS.
>> James: YOU LIKE YOUR JACKET WHAT IS IT MADE OF.
>> CANVAS, COTTON.
>> James: COTTON?
>> YEAH.
>> James: IT LOOKS LIKE A LYNNERN.
>> WELL,S' NOT.
>> James: IS THAT COTTON, YEAH T LOOKS LIKE LINEN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAISIE WILLIAMS. HOW LONG WILL WE DO
THIS FOR?
HOW LONG, ROB?
I THINK WE WILL STILL BE DOING THIS WHEN THE OLYMPICS IS ON
NEXT SUMMER.
MOVING ON WHAT ABOUT OUR JAF LYNN, GEAR MOW WILL BE EARNINGS,
WE'RE BACK HERE AGAIN.