Because, as we all know,
women's clothing sizes are totally fucked.
And that's what this song's about.
♪ Don't understand ♪
♪ Why y'all won't make bigger clothes ♪
♪ I want the styles that you're making a size zero ♪
♪ Don't understand why y'all won't just listen to me ♪
♪ You dumbass bitch ♪
♪ I am just trying to give you my money ♪
♪ Take my money, take, take my money ♪
♪ Make it easy on me ♪
♪ Take my money, take, take my money ♪
♪ Just make a size 14, okay ♪
♪ Take my money, take, take my money ♪
♪ A lot of fat people have money ♪
♪ So, take my money, please ♪
♪ Can't figure out how many hours I have logged ♪
♪ Sobbing in dressing rooms And fighting with my mom ♪
♪ I don't have time to grab Thirteen pairs of jeans ♪
♪ Jeans are a myth They are a fraud ♪
♪ They are not relaxing ♪
♪ Tell me, have you ever felt at ease ♪
♪ In a pair of jeans? ♪
♪ They are so stiff ♪
♪ They're an invention of the patriarchy ♪
♪ I know in the '50s it was empowering ♪
♪To be like, "We're wearing men's pants" ♪
♪ But now they make women's jeans so tight ♪
♪ I can't sit upright ♪
♪ Don't get me started On boyfriend jeans ♪
♪ I've never been ♪
♪ Thinner than any man that I have dated ♪
♪ I like a skeleton man ♪
♪ It must be a subconscious thing ♪
♪ Like if I fuck this skinny guy I won't have a chubby daughter ♪
♪ That I'll have to fight with In the dressing room ♪
♪ Shout out to Urban Outfitters I mostly cry at Urban Outfitters ♪
♪ Why do they make All their clothes so tiny? ♪
♪ I love their stuff ♪
♪ I really, really love their stuff ♪
♪ And I wish they would make it bigger ♪
♪ Now make it bigger so I could wear it ♪
♪ Take my money, take, take my money ♪
♪ Make it easy on me ♪
♪ Take my money, take, take my money ♪
♪ Just make a size 14, okay ♪
♪ Take my money, take, take my money ♪
♪ Money ♪
♪ So take my money please ♪
Bridge!
♪ Tell me, have you ever seen An old painting? ♪
♪ The skinny girl's milking a cow The fat girl is just laying ♪
♪ Because, before, the richer the person ♪
♪ The bigger they are ♪
♪ But even today, don't you know ♪
♪ Fat people still have credit cards ♪
♪ Take my money, make it easy on me ♪
♪ Take my money, take my money ♪
♪ Make a size 14 ♪
Mosh pit me.
♪ Take my money, take ♪
Mosh me.
♪ Take my money ♪
Mosh me.
♪ Take my money please ♪
Mosh pit me.
♪ Because when I was younger ♪
♪ I was traumatized trying to find jeans ♪
♪ That were the right size ♪
♪ If they fit around my waist They were way too long ♪
♪ I'd have to call my mom ♪
♪ Have her bring me along to the tailor ♪
♪ I'd say cut 'em off Make 'em short enough for me ♪
♪ She'd go, "No, no, no. Just roll 'em up ♪
♪ What if you grow?" ♪
♪ I'd say, "I don't want to know What happens if I grow" ♪
♪ 'Cause if I wear my jeans like that ♪
♪ All the girls at school will go ♪
♪ "Why are your jeans rolled up You fat, fucking stupid bitch?" ♪
They won't say that, but they'll mean that.
You know what I mean?
♪ And now whenever I see A little girl on the street ♪
♪ I want to cry ♪
♪ I'm like, "Oh, my God ♪
♪ You have no idea how bad it gets" ♪
♪ So, I put that shit out of my head ♪
♪ But sometimes I'll be walking On the street in New York City ♪
I'll see a person. I'll say,
"Oh, my God. Is that person okay?"
"Is that person okay?"
"That person's so small."
My friend will turn to me and say,
"That's a kid. That's all."
"That's a kid. A lot of people have them."
And if you thought about something other than yourself
♪ For five fucking seconds Maybe you'd know that ♪
♪ That you could Have a whole entire life ♪
♪ If you just stopped ♪
♪ Constantly thinking about your size ♪
♪ But I said, "Society made me this way ♪
♪ And I'll never change" ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm tired ♪
♪ Society made me this way And I don't want to change ♪
♪ 'Cause it's hard to change That's what I've learned ♪
♪ So I'll blame my problems On someone else ♪
♪ Which is cool and healthy And really good to do ♪
♪ So take my money, won't you? ♪