-[beatboxing]
-[annoyed]: Please. Stop doing that.
-What's the matter, Pear?
Don't you like my fresh beats? [laughs]
-[groans]
Hey, look, new fruits in the house.
-What a dump.
-Whoa! Where are we?
-We left the tropical island for this?
-Aloha! Sounds like you guys aren't
coco-nuts about your situation. [laughs]
-Hey, I'm the only coconut, pal.
-Clearly, I'm a banana.
-And I'm a lime, you idiot.
-No. I just meant that--
-What the heck is this goofball supposed to be, anyway?
-I'm not a goofball. I'm an orange.
-Oh, sorry. What's this ORANGE goofball supposed to be?
[laughter]
-Hey!
-Uh, guys? I wouldn't make fun of Orange if I were you.
-Why shouldn't we make fun of your friend?
-Well... because...
-(all) He will, he will
Mock you
-This guy? We ain't afraid of him.
-He will, he will
Mock you
-Whatever. Bring it on.
-Buddy, you're a coconut
You got a hairy butt
Hate to tell ya
That ya gonna be cracked someday
Ya got seeds in your face
You big disgrace
I'm surprised anyone likes
The way that you taste
-What's that supposed to mea-- [screaming]
[whack!] -Dah!
[Coconut and Lime scream]
-(all) He will, he will
Mock you
-[whimpers]
-Buddy, you're a lime
You're real small time
You gonna get cut up
And squeezed someday
You'll see all sorts of strife
For the rest of your life
Somebody should've warned you about
Knife!
-(all) He will, he will
Mock you
-Pssh. Whatever. He can't hurt me.
Nothing rhymes with "banana."
Right?
-Hey, buddy Banana
You'll move to Havana
And live in a cabana
For the rest of your days
You're gonna love that place
Have all sorts of space
And nothing's gonna happen
You'll be totally safe
-[chuckles] Really?
-Nope. Not really.
-[screams]
-(all) He will, he will
Mock you
He will, he will
Mock you
[blender starts]
-Whoa!
[electric guitar solo plays]
-Aloha! Who are you?
I'd offer to shake, but I don't have any hands. [laughs]
-You know exactly who we are.
-Yeah, I don't know.
I meet a lot of food in the kitchen.
It all "blends" together. [laughs]
-That's it! I can't take it anymore.
-Ah, don't worry. You won't have to.
-Why is that?
-Mouth!
[all screaming]
-Geez, those guys aren't very "smoothie." [laughs]
Get it? Smoothie. [laughs]
You're not laughing.
-Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here once again.
Thanks for watching the new episode, as always,
and if you liked it, make sure to punch that "like" button!
You know Orange would approve of that.
Hey, "like" button! Fist!
And if you like the song, make sure to check it out on iTunes.
The link is below, and make sure to write in the comments
what song you want us to spoof next.
Until next time, Ninja Baby Attack! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]