Previously on Pretty Little Liars Spoof...
Is it to my left?
Yes, a clue!
That red coat and hair reminded me of Alison.
You're looking at my body because you want to (beep) me.
Why are you talking like that?
I should get back to work.
Oh my God, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna die, that's what we're gonna do!
You'll probably die before us, Em.
What? Why?
Lesbians are always the first to go.
Shut up! There has to be a way out.
Where? The only door in and out of here is locked.
You're right! The door in the back might be locked too.
There's a door in the back room?
Yeah, it's for emercency exits.
Aria what the hell?
That was close.
(beep) IMAX 3D close.
Guys, look.
Oh my God, look at what they're eating.
Yeah, I know. Talk about packing on the calories
It looks so tasty though.
It does look good.
Guys!
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Where are they going?
I don't know.
Damn it. We've lost them.
Let's get back to Spencer.
You guys didn't chase after red coat?!
No.
Okay, just checking.
What if red coat has been with us this whole time but they were just wearing different colored coats?
Then we wouldn't call them red coat, Aria.
True.
That red coat reminds me of a dream I had with Ali in it.
I had that dream too!
You did?
Yeah, Ali came into my room wearing that red coat with nothing else on underneath.
And then paige walked in...
Emily!
What?
I'm pretty sure Hanna had a different dream.
Oh.
Anyway, my dream was really vivid.
This is really vivid because it isn't a dream, large butt, this actually happened.
Then again, the only thing you're good at remembering is the lunch menu at Burger World.
Ah!
(beep) her!
Wait, so Ali had a red coat just like the one red coat has?
So what does that mean?
Red coat and Ali shopped at the same store.
Uh, hey, I'm here to fix the cable.
Oh yeah, come in.
Aria, what are you doing?
Just give her a minute. She does that with every guy she meets.
I just don't get why you won't let me help you.
Paige, I killed a man!
What does that have to do with anything?
It doesn't, but everyone seems to be okay with it.
This is Rosewood, Emily. Everyone here has seen a dead body at least twice.
The point is this is too dangerous for you.
What's so dangerous about a person in a red coat?
Wait, I said nothing about a person in a red coat.
How did you know that?
Um...
Paige?
The person behind you told me.
I love you Emily.
Aria?
Ezra we need to talk.
Do you want to talk now?
That's why I'm here.
Would you rather be somewhere else?
No, here is fine.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Ezra, we can't keep seeing each other.
Won't that be hard?
Stop that.
Stop what?
You keep answering me with questions.
I am?
Yes, stop!
Is that what you want?
Is this a trick?
Why would I trick you?
(beep) it.
Aria, wait!
You got an A on your last quiz.
Dude, where's your shirt?
It's invisible. Look, we gotta help the girls.
I know, but they won't let us.
We've gotta keep it a secret.
I'll try. Hanna always catches me. So, where should we start first?
The storyline it's all about me.
Are you talking about your mom again?
Yes.
Toby, nobody cares about your mommy issues.
Ravenswood on the other hand...
Are you serious? They're plugging your show right now.
Yes, I am.
Did you guys get any more clues from A?
No and I'm starting to freak out a little.
Guys, it's from A.
What does it say?
"Got Milk? A"
What does that mean?