- This my cousin Hachrachpkch, his name I'm still learning,
but y'all give it up for the (beep) who sell me my turban,
- At the family reunion (ding)
(upbeat hip hop music)
- We introducing
- This is Iz my uncle and his wife Shanice,
when the police come around her wig is where I hide my weed
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- My cousins are so thick
That every man wanna claim 'em,
but fellas don't be fooled,
they're really wearing a waist trainer
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This my cousin, she fine as she could be
but now I'm pissed she get more (beep) than me
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- This is my brother Terrence
and I was looking for him searching
he look just like Nick Cannon
especially when he wears a turban
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This right here is crazy
'cause ain't nothing what it seems
but I'd like to introduce you
to the Puerto Rican Chico Bean
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This is his Ec teacher from 2003
- She gave me an A because I gave her some good D
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- This is a cougar and she's gonna spend the night
- So y'all give it up,
it's a real housewife for the civil rights
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This my aunt and uncle and they drove here from Aurora,
after years of trying to smash Urkel finally got Myra
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- Look, I'm a little confused and I'm not gon' even lie
'cause wait, if Conceited right there then who is this guy?
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introucing?
- This right here's my auntie
but she don't really come around
'cause she's legally blind, POP, hold it down
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This is my momma Tiny and she was in ex-cape
but I'm too scared to tell her
I spent all the money she made
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- My cousin is so fine, she's so damn cute you won't believe
but fellas don't be fooled,
I think she's really wearing a weave
(cheering) (bell dings repeatedly)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- I can't believe she's here, my legendary cousin
- She tried to hide on the ground,
give it up for Miss Harriet Tubman
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introucing?
- My cousin too short, I can't get him to switch
I said "these some fine ladies"
but his favorite word's
- Bitch
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- And this my cousin Sara
and I just bought her these glasses,
you could tell we're cousins 'cause we both have flat asses
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This my cousin Chris and this summer he got fatter
but don't he look like Carl Winslow from the Family Matters?
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- These are my two cousins, I'm excited and I love it
give it up for the real housewives of the Dominican Republic
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This my cousin Jasmine and I'mma let you people know
her hat is blown out
'cause she likes driving with her head out the window
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This is just my friend, I think his name is David,
please when you go to the club
stop telling (beep) that we related
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- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- This my brother Chris and his ex-girl, her name is Venus
and she told me they broke up
'cause his nose was bigger than his penis
- At the family reunion (ding)
- Wild 'N Out - Who we introducing?
- Nick, you like 'em older, so I got you a special treat
- Hey - She's a freak in the bed
and she can even take out her teeth
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- Give her a kiss Nick! Mwah!
(cheering)
upbeat hip-hop music