end what is billy to you uh this is billy my uh karaoke partner uh when i let rip as
lionel richie he was my dana ross joe how do you know billy uh this is my neighbor billy um i once
stole his wheelie bin uh then texted him instead of my husband um to tell him what i'd done finally
what is your relationship with billy this is billy he drives a barge
and once while i was enjoying a view from a bridge i accidentally dropped my ice cream on his head
david's team where do you want to begin i'll start with ed what was the karaoke occasion it was um
a event at the labour party conference in manchester and and you were singing
what song endless love endless love okay can you do it now uh
the version of endless love i know you want to be honest i mean i heard the most code version before
when you were doing this how many people were there about um
250 and you sang in front of 250 people yeah all right so who would you like to uh quiz
next joe he is your neighbor yeah i've been to your house yeah i never saw him
he was out with his mates standing in front they were doing the supremes
why did you target billy's bin because actually in the past billy had taken
our bin oh david's gonna ask why did i steal billy's manky bin yes yeah yeah just for the hell
of it for a joke i just took it right and i hid it explain the text message thing i didn't quite
grasp that uh well i meant to send a text to my husband saying guess what i've just stolen
billy's bin so knickers to him sorry billy and um unfortunately i sent it to him tell me what
happened with you and the ice cream i was on a bridge i was admiring the view where what uh
this is a bridge it spans water yes where is the bridge the bridge was just over the water
the water under the bridge name the waterway i was on richmond bridge which was in arnold where is it
uh i was on richmond bridge and the water in question was in fact the river seven but
i'm not an idiot you weren't you won't be able to get me mate
what sort of ice cream yeah like that one but it's something
what flavor of ice cream your standard vanilla okay
standard vanilla standard vanilla okay that was a lovely adamant song wasn't it
i'm looking over the edge of the bridge like that and i'm looking at the water i'm looking at the
view and i'm looking around it's all very lovely and i looked over like that and i thought oh
that's a nice barge i thought you really craned over to get a good
view of the barge i did taking your ice cream with you across the thick stone balustrade [ __ ]
come with me ice cream maybe maybe you'd like to see as well just vanilla let's have a look
it didn't go the full um 103 90 degrees i sort of did a 45. i sort of leaned over that but as any
man will tell you all woman you only have to lean what that much and your ice cream can go david's
team is billy ed's karaoke companion joe's dustbin donor or lee's sticky skipper i think we are going
with joe okay billy would you please reveal your true identity i am billy and i was the diana ross
it gets better oh my gosh
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