- The disrespect in this room
- [Keith] Oh my god.
- is out of control.
- Can’t imagine what you’re talking about is that important.
(Becky gasps)
- We’re talking about winning, Keith!
We’re talking about winning.
- So to help me out is my number one brunch friend,
Matt McLean!
Woah!
Woah, Matt!
- Ugh, I love brunch!
Thanks so much for having me. - Wow, first time!
First time on the Eat the Menu!
- It is the first time.
- Wow!
- Yeah, about time is more like it.
- I need at least some of these berries.
You can’t take all the berries.
- No sharing!
Becky told me I’m not allowed to share.
- Well, you’re not “sharing.”
These aren’t yours.
They’re everyone’s.
- Fine, Keith.
- Where do you start the measurement?
From the back of the throat?
- I don’t know, but, I’ve seen some long dog tongues.
- Sure.
- Or from the lips?
(laughing)
- It’s probably the whole tongue.
- They have put a “blueburry” in every hole of the waffle.
- (laughs) “Blueburry.”
- Yeah, it’s a “blueburry”!
- A blueberry!
(laughing) A “blueburry”!
- Well, I mean, the last time I did it,
I was seventeen.
- Fifty years ago, or so.
- So, which means I’m supposed to put the primer on first.
- So I’ve now put on about twenty layers of glue on his eyebrows,
you know, really wanna paste them down.
- Alright.
- Brushing out, you know, we don’t want it to get chunky,
kinda want them to disappear.
- [Becky] I don’t really know why Keith didn’t start with the eyebrows.
- Because, I, the primer to protect the skin, Becky!
I care about Nick’s skin!
Now, we’re gonna dry.
(laughing)
- [Matt] You’re trying to juice raspberries?
- (laughs) I’d say it didn’t work.
Okay, let’s try a few more raspberries.
It’s like Play Doh.
- Well, it looks like Keith is off to a great start.
- Well, it’s how candy’s made.
(laughing)
- I also went with Massachusetts.
But, because of the fear of witchcraft, I went with Salem.
(all “ooh”-ing)
Because those witches.
What are they up to standing up with all that beer?
- After three sips of beer, you shouldn’t be able to stand up.
- Exactly.
- That’s a big bite.
(laughing)
- I, look
- Here’s my bite and here’s Keith’s bite!
- I only take one to two bites of each thing,
so, to do it justice,
I always take the big bite that you take when you first get your meal.
- [Becky] Matt, you look so cute and professional.
- Do I?
- Yeah!
- I love that Matt’s in a video competing and Eugene’s nowhere in sight!
- We get his muscles all to ourselves.
(laughing)
- My “moose-clays.”
- Keith’s here all the time, but nobody gives a shit.
(laughing)
- “Ooh, Matt’s got so many muscles!”
“Matt, you look like a professional over there!”
“Keith, we’re not gonna include your lines in the video.”
(laughing)
- [Keith] Maybe grapes!
- What flavor is this, Keith?
- Mixed berry!
- Okay, does this look like a berry?
- I think this is the most cooking I’ve ever seen you do.
- It’s because he critiques when I make something
so he wants it to be done a certain way.
It’s not that I can’t cook.
It’s just he wants to cook and do all the…
- The tasty way.
- What?
- It’s very light.
You know, like, I feel like I can eat all of this and still go shopping.
I went shopping with Matt!
He helped me find some shirts.
- It’s true.
- Yeah.
- Always need new clothes.
- [Rachel] How are you feeling now that you you that Keith’s made candy before?
- When I heard that, it made me a little afraid,
but now that I’m witnessing an action,
- I have no idea how long you’re supposed to boil the gelatin.
- It’s making me feel a little more confident.
- So I see we’re still on the eyebrows.
- Okay, they also just moved off the eyebrows.
I don’t know why over there it was a nice thing and over here it’s condescension.
- Not an eyebrow in sight!
- Ooh!
Yeah, you’re covering it!
- Just immediately, right?
Did you see it, camera?
You saw that?
Literally just the exact same conversation five seconds ago.
Nice, mean.
(laughing)
(beep)
♪ Careful so they don’t all bleed together ♪
- [Matt] Don’t trip!
♪ Careful so they don’t all bleed together ♪
- So, I’m not gonna do the neck, and here’s why:
Uh, we men, who are not used to putting things on our neck,
when we shave, it can really really irritate our necks.
And I don’t want to do that to your next week.
- Sounds like you’re admitting defeat, Keith.
- Are you at the eyelash point yet?
- No, but should you be?
- Or are you still way behind?
- Should you be on the eyelash point, you know?
- Yeah, I should be.
- Now, how are you going to arrange them?
- You know, just some zhuzh.
Maybe put some fresh fruit around it.
- So more not candy.
(Keith laughing)
- Maybe just some chocolate around it.
- Okay.
- I actually, yeah.
Probably better than I could do myself.
Mm!
(everyone saying “wow”)
- Better than our resident expert.
Wow!
Cute!
Props to me, everyone! - [Keith] Yeah, I think you did a great job.
(all clapping) - [Keith] Nice job, Matt!
Way to go, Matt!
- Oh my god! What happened?
- Yeah, I just didn’t watch it for like a second.
And it got too hot. - Oh my god!
It looks like tar.
Wow, it’s smoky in here.
- You’re welcome.
- As far as mastery of technique goes,
- Yeah.
- I saw a little bit more of that from Matt.
(Matt gasps) Oh my god, I’m the winner!
- It’s just one category.
- I won a category!
- [Keith] Oh, are you kidding me!
- [Matt] No!
- Oh!
- The winner is Dish B, which is Keith!
- My sour goobers won!
- I am going to have to crown the first ever winner
of the Try Guys “Boyfriend vs. Best Friend” competition to:
- I’m your husband.
- But she said to say boyfriend!
- I’m not your boyfriend.
- Shh, Keith stop!
- I don’t care about the alliteration!
- Shh, let her finish!
- I’m gonna have to give it to…
the best friend!
(clapping) We won!
We won!
- We won, we won!
Condragulations, Matt, you are the winner.
- Woo!
- I’m so sorry, Keith.
Uh, sashay away.
- Is this the first Try Guys video where straights are outnumbered by gays?
(laughing)
- That’s exciting! Yeah, maybe!
- Finally!