(warped talking)
- (gasps) Fireball.
- Oh, thank god you're here.
- How did you find me?
(whooshing)
Oh yeah.
- You never came home last night.
I can't find my phone.
What happened last night?
(upbeat music)
I woke up in our bathtub. Where'd you stay?
Somewhere on the east side.
I don't know, her name was...
We met her at Sideways Lounge. You met her.
She made jokes. (warped faint laughing)
- We didn't go to Sideways Lounge last night.
I'm 100% sure we did not go to...
A receipt from Sideways Lounge.
I hate this place.
I love this bar!
Why'd we go here?
- It was after we left the party.
(whooshing)
- Why'd we leave the party?
- Okay, so I remember we got, like, super high.
- Uh huh.
- And you know that when I get high
I just wanna, like, stare at myself in the mirror.
- Yeah, I started playing beer pong with Cheddar
because he needed a partner
and he's the coolest (upbeat music)
person I know. (upbeat music)
(upbeat music)
- And then I'm standing there
and this girl Mackenzie walks in,
and she's really sad 'cause of, like,
shit with her boyfriend. - mentally, like,
mean to me.
- [Man] We played, like, three games in a row.
We just kept winning, and winning, and winning,
and then we built a castle out of beer.
- And this guy walked in.
It was her boyfriend.
And I think I tried to kick his ass.
- Ah, then I had to go to the bathroom
but the line was too long so I went to a spare bathroom.
- [Woman] And I was just trying to stick up for her.
Feminism.
(thud and whooshing)
But then things escalated and I got escorted out.
- Yeah, yeah, you know how I had that duck-zedo on.
- Yeah.
- I took the entire thing off to go pee
and then I realized I was in the neighbor's bathroom.
- [Voiceover] Oh, that's why we found you
naked in the backyard.
- Yeah.
- That makes a lot more sense.
- Thanks for letting me use your sheet.
- Yeah.
- Wait, Mackenzie's boyfriend?
Is that the little redheaded guy?
- Yeah, I smashed his face into a mirror.
- Oh.
- He's gonna be picking out glass
from his eyebrow for, like, the next year.
- No, that's, like, the sweetest guy on the planet
and his girlfriend's always trying to pick fights with him.
- Ah man. I fought for the wrong side again.
- You're always getting in fights when you're drunk.
- That's not true. I'm just making statements.
Well, how did we get these clothes?
- Walgreens? - Walgreens.
(chorus singing)
I'll write this all down, okay, so.
- I definitely had my phone at Walgreens.
(girl mumbles)
Oh my god, look at your arm.
- Holy shit.
Did I get hit by a car?
(thudding)
Cool. Oh, that's when we went to oh-bran-uh-hans
and we had to put ice on it.
- Oh, why is my belly button sticky?
Did we take body shots?
- Mine's not sticky.
Ah, did I take body shots off of you?
Sick.
No, that's when we got into that dance battle.
(upbeat music)
- [Man] Did we win? (upbeat music)
- [Woman] Yeah, of course we won,
no thanks to you, though.
You tried to do the worm but you were just really drunk
so you just passed out on the floor.
That must of been right around the time
we got into that political debate with that guy in the suit.
- [Man] It wasn't a guy in the suit,
that was a woman in a pantsuit.
By political debate you mean I spoke to her
while you screamed abortions then
(woman laughs)
yeah, I guess so.
- Oops. No, but you had your phone there.
Yeah, because you kept trying to convince me
that that was Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
- It. - And then you
looked her up on your phone.
- It was Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- It was not RBG.
- It looks a lot like Ruth Bader.
- Wait, let's check our pockets for clues.
(wrappers crumbling)
Candy wrappers.
- [Both] Lift!
- You had to have left it in the Lift.
You can get it back. They'll drive it back.
- Yeah.
- I don't even remember who we
were taking it with last night.
- You don't remember Micca?
- Who the fuck is Micca? - Chris, hey.
- How're you doing? - [Chris] What, you had
like an intense spiritual connection with our Lift driver.
I've never seen two people - I just believe that
thinking - [Chris] connect so quick,
so fast. (Micca mumbling)
- Because Chris I say that all the time, remember?
- Ew, his name was Micca?
Micca, I'm just saying, like, your light
just, like, shines - Nature is where it's all
about. - [Woman] brighter than,
like, a dentist's office.
Do you know - Just
trees. - [Woman] what I'm saying?
- [Chris] Yeah, you have plans with him
to make pottery in his new kiln tonight.
Can I get some water?
- It's the beginning. (woman mumbling)
It's the end. (woman mumbling)
It's just... (woman mumbling)
- (mumbling)
- [Micca] Yeah.
That's impossible because I have plans with Sarah tonight.
That really hot blond that's in the
spin class I pretend to be in.
- Yeah, you probably don't.
- Chris, what did I do?
Oh, drunk dials.
Hey, pretty girl. I was just thinking...
I miss you and it's just, like,
crazy how much I wanna smell your hair right now.
Oh, drunk text.
I'mma message the baby.
You know what, on a scale from
one to furious 7, how bad are they?
- 12 texts that were unresponded.
Four of the baby bottle emoji.
- God fucking damn it, Sarah.
- Okay, so I remember us acting like
we were British for, like, an hour and a half.
- BBC says that (woman mumbling)
aluminum foil is... (woman mumbling)
- Oo-oo, and when we tried to convince those girls
from Minnesota that we're the producers of Box Trolls.
- On this way - This way.
- [Both] is a secret passageway.
- [Both] Look behind the wall.
- Right this way to the secret passageway.
- Oh right, that's right, it's
- [Both] secret passageway.
- It trolls like-- - It was my uncle--
- Christopher, Proteínas.
Proteínas. Can I call you Proteínas?
I feel like... - Well.
- [Both] Micca!
- Hery buddy.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
- Oo-oo.
Hey, do you know where Chris's phone is?
- Yeah, I do.
- Oh, you guys are so great. - Peace.
- No, once we truly let go,
- Let go.
- Yeah.
- You just gotta--
- Get off the grid.
- Oh, no, did I?
- What if, like, we're all trees and, like,
somehow we cry? - Yeah.
- I'm no longer a slave!
- [Both] Be like the trees, be like the trees.
Be like the trees. - I'm gonna destroy it.
I need to go off the grid.
Like the trees! (suspenseful music)
I'm not drinking for a long time.
- Guys, there's this great Socrates--
- Shut up, Micca.
- Quote.
♫ Bring up the heat
(upbeat music)
♫ I got choice but to go hard
♫ Bring up the heat ♫