(cheery holiday music)
(Mac screams)
- I'm making a gingerbread!
I'm screaming.
Am I screaming?
I think I'm screaming, am I screaming?
I'm sorry, I'm one of those girls.
(Mac laughs)
Oh, what's that?
Oh, bitch!
Oh, my skin's fucked up. (Mac screams)
Today, I'm making gingerbread.
I'm also not sober.
(Mac laughs) Oh, no!
You've seen me do gingerbread houses of different
varieties, around, along, around, along, around.
All the shit.
Acting like I was Trisha Potato
with my lover, Mike, who I've known for far too long.
I don't know.
Is that a spider? (Mac screams)
What is that?
It didn't move.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
What was I talking about?
(Mac laughs)
I've made gingerbread over and over again.
He's the king of gingerbread, okay?
I'm joking.
That's a joke, I'm funny.
I'm a comedian, guys.
Did you know that I won an award for it?
So, today we're gonna do it drunk.
(glass slams)
That's it!
That's the show today, girl!
We're making a gingerbread and have y'all noticed?
Oh, no, Matt!
Oh, no!
Did y'all notice something?
Did y'all figure something out in my diction?
Did y'all notice I was leaving a word out?
I was leaving a word out, sis.
We're making a gingerbread...
Blank, girl.
'Cause girl, this pandemic, this panny-whammy,
this Patricia, Patricia Hamada, this Piccadilly-o,
has got everything fucked up, even Christmas, girl.
I didn't even feel like celebrating it this year.
I didn't do that much festive.
I didn't get any Christmas shit.
This is a Hawkeye Christmas sweater
that was given to me by Disney because I'm famous.
(Mac laughs)
Literally sent me a gift wrapped box with this in it.
I've been getting a lot of those this entire year.
People have just been sending me a lot of expensive shit
for no reason.
I don't do much.
I don't do much, girl!
I don't deserve any of this!
And my Christmas tree is not even fully decorated.
It will be.
We got a little bit of...
(Mac vocalizes) (funky music)
I didn't know ornaments came untied.
You have to tie the ornaments yourself
when you order a pack of them.
I'm lazy.
I'm fucking lazy.
Okay, girl?
Girl, I've been working too hard this year!
What was I talking about?
Oh, it's not a gingerbread house.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't find one, y'all.
I searched and searched.
Nothing happened.
This pan--
Oh, that's where I was!
I was talking about the panorama!
The pan-demi, the Demi Lovato, fucked everything up.
Everything is out, especially during this holiday season.
Nothing is working right,
but there's also a shortage of things, many things,
and one of the things this holiday season
is gingerbread house cookies
'cause your bitch is not making his own fucking gingerbread.
Fuck you, okay?
I don't even know the fucking first rule
of baking gingerbread.
Flour? I don't fucking know.
Instead, I grabbed the only thing I can find
from a random Walmart.
Girl, I went into a Walmart!
Girl!
With my bougie ass?
You're welcome!
And found this, a gingerbread truck.
♪ Baby, I love your way... ♪
(Mac sings)
♪ I wanna tell you I love your way ♪
(Mac screams)
What song is that?
It's a truck with only four pieces, some frosting.
That's all I could fucking find.
Still in this bitch.
Shit's getting weird.
But, we're gonna do this, okay?
Merry Christmas.
Oh, my God, my hat!
Oh, my God!
Such a bad day!
Okay, let's go.
First get my... (Mac gags)
Oh, should I be drinking more?
I'm 'bout to throw up.
Cheers to the weirdest part of all of our lives, okay?
Okay, bitch.
Okay, you are not alone in any of your feelings
for these past two years.
Let me tell you.
We've all been feeling it.
We've all been experiencing it in multiple ways.
We all saw that catastrophe at the Met Gala.
(Mac laughs)
(phone chimes)
Shut up.
(objects clatter) There it is!
Wow!
(Mac screams) (funky music)
Do I need scissors?
(Mac groans) Give me a second.
Jesus Christ.
I don't wanna get up again, though.
Oh, my God.
(scissors clatter) That's all I'm getting.
That's all I'm getting up for anymore.
I'm done with that.
(woman vocalizing)
Girl, I'm sorry.
I stopped because I got a call
and I was sending people messages and all that stuff
and I started opening shit just by myself here,
singing "Dangerous Woman" for no fucking reason
and then realized I'm recording a video.
(Mac laughs)
I'm sitting here in front of a camera and some lights,
not even remembering I'm fucking doing this shit.
I was just doing it.
But, what we got is some red shit, some green shit with it.
Some black fondant, girl, where?
The wheels, the wheels.
A bag to pipe the shit and then some candy.
It's a fucking truck, girl.
It's simple as hell.
Simple as hell.
And whatever the fuck this is.
I don't fucking know.
Oh, that's a tree!
Oh, is it holding a tree?
Oh, it's holding a tree!
I threw the box.
I shouldn't have thrown the box.
It's way over there.
It also gave me instructions, but we don't need this shit.
(paper tears)
Trash!
We're just gonna do this, girl.
What are we doing?
(Mac laughs)
So, like bottom, boop.
And I guess these are like...
Boop, boop, boop.
Girl, this is gonna be easy as fuck.
Easy as fuck.
Let's do this!
Let's massage the bag.
Warm it up.
That's what you're supposed to do, I remember that.
(bag crinkles)
(Mac screams)
♪ Baby, I love your way ♪
(Mac groans)
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
(Mac vocalizes)
Boom, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that.
Y'all, this is taking forever.
Maybe I shouldn't have cut up those instructions.
Okay, let me open this hole more.
Girl, you need to be gaping.
This is boring as fuck.
Okay, whatever!
There's frosting in this bag, okay?
And it will be perfect.
We did, okay?
Wow! Ooh!
Whoa!
Okay, push it down to the bottom.
(bag crinkles)
Then we cut the tip.
Now, we have a piping bag.
Fuck you.
We gotta perforate the edges
and then we gotta stick 'em together.
Y'all I'm 'bout to throw up.
I don't know what's happening.
♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way ♪
Oh, my God.
♪ Way, yeah, right there ♪
Oh, girl!
Girl!
♪ Oh, baby, I love your way ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Oh, damn!
Oh, no, oh, shit, oh, no!
Okay, we got something.
Oh, no!
♪ Oh, baby, I love your way ♪
(Mac vocalizes)
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
♪ Oh, baby, I love your ♪
(Mac groans)
Oh, my God, oh, my God, look it!
Whoa!
What does it taste like?
(Mac chews)
That shit dead-ass tastes like an Oreo cookie.
No, this is dangerous.
I shouldn't have done that.
Oh, no, oh, no.
I never should have done this.
Now I'm snacking.
Ball it up, place it on the wheel.
Oh, no, fuck!
Oh, no!
(Mac coughs)
(Mac groans) Oh, my God!
(Mac groans)
So, the fondant is canceled.
The fondant is not happening anymore.
(Mac groans)
♪ Drunk in love ♪
- So, it is the next morning.
Right after that weird moment
of me about to throw up on fondant,
my camera's battery malfunctioned
and so, when I went upstairs to charge a new battery
because I was not prepared for this,
I ended up passing out on the bean bag in my office.
So, here we are the next morning!
(Mac laughs)
We're gonna try our best
to finish this little gingerbread truck
and I'm just gonna reflect on the year.
So, a lot's happened this year.
This year was crazy.
We all know.
We all saw.
We all...
Oop, the wheels fell off.
Whatever, this is not gonna be perfect!
I don't give a shit!
And I wanna sit here and be like,
"Oh, next year's gonna be our year.
"Oh, we're gonna do a lot next year".
But, Jesus Christ, because of this year, bitch,
who knows what the hell is gonna happen next year?
All I can tell y'all is:
Whatever happens, we should try our absolute best
not to make it affect our spirit.
Me and you fucking together.
Whatever clusterfuck is thrown at us in the next few months,
let's try out best to look ahead for the future, girl.
That's all we can do.
Woke up this morning,
found out they pushed back student loan payments
for a few more months, so that's a positive there.
We specifically, in order to keep ourselves alive,
to try our best to look for positives around us.
People we love, things we love,
glass half full on certain things.
Not everything, girl, not everything.
Some shit is shit.
There are some things in our environment
that maybe we don't have to be so negative about,
especially in times where a lot of things
are pretty negative.
Well, a lot of things are pretty positive, test-wise.
Y'all know what I mean!
Be nice to people.
Everyone's going through some form of shit.
Some people hide it and mask it better than others.
Let's just for a second pause on being an asshole to people
for no fucking reason.
I don't understand, on social media,
why some of y'all can be just really miserable
to the point that people who have done absolutely nothing,
you wanna drag their name and basically cyberbully them
until they're non-existent, only because what?
They made a song that you kinda didn't like?
I don't know what's happening there.
The world is weird.
Oh, oh!
Oh.
I've experienced multiple deaths just like this truck.
This video was supposed be quick!
We're decorating this fucking tree.
That's it.
You wanna see what the truck's supposed to look like?
Look at this.
Wow!
Over the multiple times
of me making gingerbread houses on this channel,
I have still not found the secret
to creating a successful gingerbread house.
I hate myself.
I'm so mad.
Boom!
And here it is, folks!
My gingerbread house.
(Mac laughs) (upbeat music)
A great representation of how this year went.
You know, the shape's there,
it's just everything fell apart.
We just need better glue.
There we go.
That's the moral of the story.
Just get better glue, y'all.
What have we learned today, kids?
Gingerbread houses can go fuck themselves.
Shout out to @cravingcinnam0n and @spookipliers
for retweeting my last video on Twitter!
Comment down below.
What was your highlight of this year, if you have one?
My highlight probably had to be moving.
I'm not saying the Valley was bad.
It was just the Valley, okay?
But, anyways, I'm gonna go.
We tried and, bitch, I gave up.
I decorated a little bit of this part.
See, look!
Ooh!
Okay, I'm gonna go.
My name is Mac and don't forget
to like, comment, share, and scream, babe!
(Mac screams)
Last week, I asked you guys
how is that Furby going to kill me?
"It's not going to kill you, really.
"It's just going to watch from the shadows
"as you choke on a piece of food or a house fire
"and it'll suddenly just say shit like lee, la, lo, lo
"and watch as you die.
"That's how Furby's roll.
"I would know.
"I had one of the OG ones, as well.
"They can survive being in an oven basically, LOL".
Oh, my God!
Also, some of you guys gave me advice
on how to fix the Furby.
So, I think my 2022 is gonna be me fixing the Furby
and making a video of it being fixed.
Girl, we'll see if I even want to look at it again.
It's in my closet.
Okay, bye!