hello everybody my name is Daisy welcome
to my auction today we will be
auctioning off some items that I have
found very lazily strewn about the
storage unit there are a few other
people here today and uh not really
confident on the policies that are in
place so we're going to speak a little
quietly if you are interested in any of
the items listed today please contact me
immediately and bring cash so what do we
have our mine per se and honestly if you
can't hide your keys better than that I
don't know what to tell you so I have
been staying here oh I have been staying
here since I got back to the United
States and although they say that it is
temperature-controlled it is about the
temperature of Antarctica in this unit
so I
on this comfy beanbag that JB provided
for me well unbeknownst to her so let's
get started with the auction all of
these items absolutely priceless but
glassware now this is good
I believe that's French mason like a
goblet if we're being taught a very
modern and traditional holy business so
that your drink then stay extremely so
you can actually see ancient markings on
the side here we're not quite sure what
they were used for what
this was made in Warsaw orsa if you
would like to bid on this item I believe
you will start at $300 a fair price okay
next we've got these little bowls these
aren't supposed to go on alcoholic
beverages this one is for brandy this
would also work if your name is brandy a
very cute you have to very tight
necklace for my personal drink of choice
this is just in case you forget how to
read and you just slide that right on
top
I sort of get the point we'll start the
bidding at $100 each half the whole
selection collection for one two three
four five we have $100 they're printed
in nice big letters so small children
aren't easily able to read them now I
believe this is a small computer and
there's no mouse but there are two
screens it's very old
it comes with a game Harvest Moon
Friends of Mineral Town so you play this
if you have no friends
Oh double game Nintendogs so you play
this if you don't have any dogs
lonely and press all the buttons oh it
turns on okay something seems to be
missing there and you just click oh oh I
don't think I'm going to sell this
nevermind protected hard drive yes okay
now I'm not sure what's on it so this is
kind of like them kind of like a mystery
item okay you get anything on here baby
photos pirated movies sue tycoon you
just never know the combination it's
just it could be worth anything so we'll
start the bidding at $700 it comes with
a cord that is if you pay the extra
fifty and this can also be used as a
paperweight if there so happens to be
nothing on it or I suppose you could use
it as intended which is to store all
your weird files
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happy holidays if you would like to get
some Christmas shopping with the way
early H Oh pal I be a well why let's put
it all together holiday I just like to
set it and this can be hung on the wall
okay miss whilst out holiday sale $100 I
know well it is a bidding so you can
always go higher and the last thing next
back it says better not pout don't tell
me what to do
now this retails for $1,499 there's a
little smudge right in the middle there
okay so we'll start the bidding there
this must be it this is table decor you
have alright
Oh something else holiday paint is this
toilet bowl and freshener minty I
suppose you just might embarrassing for
another story canvases but it's got a
nice jolly Santa on the back I'll let
this one go for 75
you've got some spooky
or maybe you're actually policeman need
to stock up or you don't want somebody
to enter your storage unit or something
you just all around and then the person
would know not to go in otherwise it's
not your fault
[Applause]
now this retails for $1 you seen with
one dollar per caution and so you can
buy anything else you like in here oh
how about old school beats in our tape
once again they're really stuck with
anything on here on GPS graduates
okay um you can probably just pay for
this and use it in
[Applause]
that'll be an open bid let's start
wherever you want all right well the
only other things in here are an
alarming number of dog crates some empty
suitcases and some god-awful art I don't
understand her tastes but if you would
like to purchase any of these wonderful
items you may come to this storage unit
it is unit number four six and three and
you may bring - okay you can call him -
um the number provided I don't know how
- okay why don't you just come by we'll
hash it out you hand over the cash and
I'll give you your items because I love
being bad but bean bag is getting a
little bit uncomfortable pinning I would
be more than honored to take you up on
that offer as well so that concludes
today's auction I hope you enjoyed all
of the wonderful things we have for sale
today and I'll be sure to see you soon
you