[M] Hello nasties and welcome to the most anticipated,
heavyweight food fight of the year
Simon VERSUS the 'King Korean Pork Cutlets'!
Simon has been training all year to go up against
these 돼왕돈까스.
Nickname literally means,
'Large King Pork Cutlet.'
We now take you to 대방동, 서울 (Daebang-dong, Seoul)
South Korea to 온정돈까스 (onjeong - donkkaseu)
for the main event!
(competitive rock music in the background)
[S] F*cking ready,
it's coming
it's coming!
IT'S COMING!!!
I'M READY FOR THIS
IT'S c—
(Martina & Leigh laughs in the background)
(Martina & Leigh continues to laugh)
[Rice Bowl & Donkatsu] "COME AT ME BRO"
[M] NO WAY
[S] What the f*ck is this?
Is this a snowman?
Is this like Olaf?
I have 20 minutes to eat this?
Holy sh*t!
(Martina laughs)
You ready?
(Timer starts) [S] *mumbles*
Okay
So first things first,
I have a strategy here.
You've gotta cut it
How the f*ck am I going to eat this, amount
This is easy, it's gonna be easy
Holy sh*t, this is a lot bigger than I thought
it was gonna be.
I think this might be the most food, I've ever seen
in front of me at once.
K, my strategy is this:
It's really, really hot right now.
If I start eating now,
I'm gonna burn my mouth.
I don't wanna do that.
I don't wanna waste any time with that.
And also, as soon as you start eating,
then you start sending signals to your brain,
that you are full. So you can't slow down.
As soon as you start, you just gotta go down all at once.
Look at all—
Is this right? (Martina laughs)
This is crazy.
Well, how am I gonna eat this?
They're looking at me also, because my strategy
was to hide some under the table,
but they're all staring at me.
[M] A minute and 35 seconds!
[S] A minute?!
How does somebody finish this in five minutes?
This is really good.
(Simon burns mouth with food)
SO HOT.
[M] You've been working out for science (?) [S] *grunts*
[M] You've been working ou— [S] *grunts more sounds like a dothraki man warrior*
[S] This is a terrible idea!
[M] You're at 3 minutes and 8, 8 seconds.
[S] 3 minutes?!
[M] Yeap!
[S] *muffled whining sounds* *cries*
[M] So you're full yet?
[S] Uh-huh! [M] *laughs*
[M] Oh Simon...
[S] Wuh
I'm deeply starting to regret my life decisions.
A new strategy:
Everybody distract the people.
I'm gonna hide my plate, under, the table.
[M] *laughs* That's not gonna work!
You gonna give up? [S] NO
[M] You can't give up yet, Simon. You're only at 6 minutes.
[S] NO
[M] What a whiny baby.
I thought he was gonna come here and be all pumped.
And now he's like "OH I'M FULL.
[S] Okay, MMM.
[M] Seven minutes and you're gonna go.
[S] I'm gonna die. I'm going to die.
[M] You're at 8 minutes and 15 seconds.
[S] 5 minute nap!
[M] NOOO you can't get a 5 minute nap, Simon NO.
[L] NOOO [M] NOOO, no kogi (?)
NOOO
Heyyy
[S] OKAY! OKAY! I'M GOOD! I'M GOOD!
[M] *dies of laughter*
[S] NO WAY. No way, anyone has ever eaten this much.
[M] They did.
[S] NO [M] I watched them online.
[S] NO [M] Yes, they did.
[S] No way.
[S] OH MY GOD
[M] As we can see, Simon is coming to a halt.
He was quite hyped up earlier on,
but now we can he's definitely going to lose this match.
Instead.
Hey, giving up?
[S] I think I give up
[M] 12 minute and 51 seconds
[S] I give up.
[M] EHH EHH.
[S] Now they also have a spicy challenge,
and if you could finish it in 20 minutes,
you get it free as well.
I'm gonna try a small piece of this,
to see what this is like.
Look at how,
crazy red this is.
Look at this, this is like glossing red.
Let's see if we can handle it.
(Simon smells) OH MY GOD.
That's [M] Does it smell really spicy?
[S] That smells like death.
[M] Are we going to eat this one single piece,
and our stomach is going to be like VLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
[S] Let's see.
[M] Alright.
That's insane. [S] Oh f*ck.
OH *coughs*
*coughs more*
[M] Want some rice?
[S] OH YES
[M] I mean, it's spicy, but...
[S] OH MY GOD [M] Not the worst I've ever had.
[S] That's the spiciest thing I had in Korea!
[M] My hot rice just went in my mouth, magma.
[S] I just had a spice hiccup
[M] You've didn't even eat your whole piece!
[S] I KNOW.
[M] You took off one of the sides!
[S] I'M HICCUPING, IT'S SPICY.
WOO
[S] WOO
His face is like, super red!
[S] That small piece!
*coughs*
[M] Okay, Simon didn't eat his entire piece,
I ate the whole thing.
[S] WOO [M] You honestly have spice hiccups?
[S] That stuff, we had with Josh and Ollie,
this is worse. [M] This is way worse than that.
[S] This is way worse than the stuff
we had with Josh and Ollie.
There's no way,
NO WAY, people can eat that regularly.
NO CONTEST
So that's it for this week's Food Adventure Program For Awesome People.
If you'd like to take this challenge on yourself,
click on our link here for our blog post.
We're gonna give you the address to this place
and see if you could get a free donkatsu,
after eating it all.
Doubt you can, though, all those pictures of the wall
PHOTOSHOPPED. I'm sure. There's no way
anyone did that before in their lives.
NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY CAN POSSIBLY DO THIS SH*T
IT'S ALL FAKE
THERE'S NO WAY
[M] Awww ducky. [S] Anybody!
[M] I'm sorry. You're not the only one, who failed, miserably.
WHO FAILED. [S] I failed so bad. [M] WHO FAILED.
[S] So bad.
[M] I still love you. [S] Thanks.
*kisses* [M] Tastes like Tonkatsu
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