Hey, Reuby Tuesday. żCómo estás?
Yeah. Doin' all right.
You know what? Actually, me no estás too good, Javier.
I want you to stay away from Polly, all right?
Find yourself another dance partner.
- Why? - Why?
Because she and I are a couple, all right? Yeah, we're dating.
And I'm not gonna let some big shot salsa king...
sweep in with your mambo moves and your Erik Estrada look...
and come in and try to take her away, because I've had that happen before and it's not gonna happen again.
- Reuben, I am gay. - Hey, I don't care what you... What?
I'm homosexual. My boyfriend Hector, he plays the keyboards in the house band.
Oh.
Hey, you think maybe you could give me some salsa lessons?
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Huh.
You hated it. No, I don't.
It's just... It's very graphic for a children's book.
You know, like this one: "The Boy with a Nub for an Arm."
Well, that one has a moral.
You know, to teach kids they gotta be careful when they're playing with fireworks.
Right. No, and-and I think it's brilliant, by the way. Seriously. Uh-huh.
I mean, like, you really convey...
the pain and the fear, and I love the little doggy too.
But... And I don't mean this in a bad way. Right.
Just what were you thinking?
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