- Hello, Henry. - Ah!
[shrieking]
We scared him!
♪ I want something else To get me through this ♪
♪ Semi-charmed kinda life ♪
No, no, no, no. I was startled, not scared.
Check me fearatol level.
Oh, he was startled.
I was! Just check it, Schwoz!
Was he scared?
He was almost scared two seconds ago...
No, he was never fully in the scare zone.
[groaning]
What?!
Also, real quick, big dog,
is that, uh, is that your celebration music?
Yeah, Third Eye Blind, Semi-Charmed Life, why?
It's just... random.
It's not random, it's awesome.
It's a little random...
Best song of the 1990's...
I don't know what it's about, but it's awesome.
You sound like a loser.
Just flip your visor down and make sure you're wearing pants.
I think you know I'm wearing pants.
- Good. - Great.
'Cause I'm about to scare 'em off. Flip.
- Flipping. - OK.
You're in your room unpacking.
The scary twins whose clothes were sewn together.
OK, socks go in the drawer, sweater in the closet.
Downstairs, the author is having trouble coming up with ideas
for the Great American Meme.
God, I can't think of any good memes.
How about something with cats?
What are you doing?
I'm just shining this glass.
Yeah, well, references to old movies
aren't going to help me write the Great American Meme.
You could try taking an axe and smashing the door
to Henry's bedroom and hurting him.
Uh, I don't know if I should hurt Henry.
Come on.
OK.
I'll hurt him. You got an axe?
I got this.
Good enough.
OK.
Hey, wait a second.
I thought we were alone in this house--
[gasping]
[laughing]
Oh, boy.
I really have... gone crazy.
Come play with us, Henry.
Sure, as long as it's not Fortnite, I'm in.
Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in.
OK, come on in!
- Are... - The door's unlocked.
- You... - Just turn the handle.
Scared... yet?
No, I'm not.
- Are you for real? - Are you serious?
- Well, I'm sorry. - Well...
What if the ghost came back?
Would you be scared then?
Uh... the owner of the house is back!
And he's wearing a clown mask.
Clowns are scary.
Eh.
Uh... ooh, the bartender's here.
- Hey, Schwoz. - Hello.
None of this is scary, dude.
Uh... and you have to make a public speech!
A speech you're not prepared for!
I thrive under pressure, dude.
- Yeah. - Dang it.
[grumbling]
Oh, come on!
How can you not be scared by that?
That's a very scary reference from a very scary movie!
Can you pretend to be an adult just this once?
He just doesn't get it.
[arguing]
And the guy from Wings was in it!
That's the version you think of?
I told you. I can't be scared.
Let me at them steaks.
- Hold on there, handsome. - What?
I was talking to Henry. [clicks]
As Henry's best friend
and soulmate,
- Wait, what? - Yeah, what?
I'm pretty sure I know what scares him.
Ah, I see.
Now you want a shot at my steaks.
Yeah, I'm gonna win the bet, take all of your steaks,
and then share 'em with you!
OK, that defeats the purpose of--
So flip down that visor and prepare to be scared.
Alright, this story takes place up in Junk N' Stuff.
It was a today just like today.
Wait, shouldn't it be night right now?
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's night. That's way more scary.
You're halfway through weaving a friendship bracelet
for your old pal Jasper, when suddenly,
Charlotte and I run in!
Hey, what's up? I'm almost done weavin' your--
Zombies!
♪ Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo ♪
♪ I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's li-- ♪
You're right... not yet.
But soon.