- She's a very funny person from Oakwood, Ohio.
You can see her starting July 22 at the Just for Laughs
Comedy Festival in Montreal.
From Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club in Las Vegas, Nevada,
please welcome Beth Stelling!
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Hey.
Hello, Vegas!
Thank you.
I've been here 24 hours and I've already been to Chippendales
just to see an old friend.
Who's been to Chippendales?
[CHEERING]
Oh, we have some Magic Mikers here or--
[CHEERING]
Yeah.
We have to remember, Chippendales walked,
so that Magic Mike could run, OK?
We have to pay our respects.
When you went to Chippendales, did you have a little celebrity
guest host, who went?
No?
Oh, I thought they always had one.
Were you boozing a little bit?
A little boozy.
Well, I like to remain clearheaded at a male revue.
And our celebrity guest host was Tony Dovolani.
He's from "Dancing with the Stars."
I don't know who he is, but our moms do.
[LAUGHTER]
He's a very handsome, charismatic man.
There's a portion of the show that is called the Chip
Shot, where ladies are invited up onstage to participate
in a series of rigorous events in order
to win a very prestigious award that is called the Chip Shot.
So I'm sitting up at the front with my friends
and some other comedians, and Tony asks who wants
to come up and participate.
And one of my special skills is a murder scream.
So I just--
I really let it rip.
And I think I scared him, because he was like,
oh, OK, get up here.
Whatever makes it stop.
Now, the first event is speed dress a Chippendale.
Very counterintuitive.
Not why we came.
But I'm a competitive person.
And really all I had to do was clip on a few little wristlets
and a bit of a bow tie situation.
And I know how to work a button and a snap.
I'm basically ready to be a mother.
So I'm passed to the next round, which
is reenact your favorite sexual position with a Chippendale,
which was difficult for me, because mine
is tied to the ceiling fan.
So I was like, I don't know how we're going to do this.
But we managed.
I proceed.
By the way, women are dropping like flies, OK?
It's down to me and two other women, one of which
is a real exotic dancer.
I was like, what are you doing here, lady?
Take a night off.
So the third and final event is give a Chippendale a lap dance.
So they set up these three chairs.
I'm paired with Tyler.
Tony is in the back here judging.
The music starts.
I whip out a little handstand into a straddle
into Tyler's face.
And my friends here lose their minds, because they did
not know that I could do that.
My ex-boyfriend was also they're.
Not as happy, because he was like, you can do that?
Now, there are no cameras allowed at Chippendales,
but my whole routine was captured by a woman
who works at Chippendales.
She's a den mother of sorts.
Her name's Shayzha.
And she came up to me after the show, and she said,
I got all of that.
I don't know what made her do it.
I would imagine the inciting incident was at the beginning
of the video, you can see me hike my jeans up as
high as they possibly can go.
And she was probably in the back of the room
like, I'm going to need to get this.
So in the video, as I'm spreading
my gates of heaven for Tyler, upon which
he fake motorboats my hoot--
I don't blame him.
He saw an opportunity and he took it.
That is what separates the amateurs from the pros, OK?
So in the video, you see the professional dancer
look at this happening and sort of point and go, as if to say,
I'm not on the clock.
Just give it to her.
So I won.
I won the Chip Shot.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
There is no physical award, just the honor
that it brings upon your family.
I do think that my mom was happy that those gymnastics
classes finally paid off, were you not, Mom?
They paid off.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Oh, my god!
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