♪ I love you for infinity, (oh, oh, oh) ♪
(Music swells, crashing)
- What on Earth?!
(Metal clashing and roaring)
Why do I live on this island?
(Running footsteps)
(Elevator button clicking)
(Impatiently taps foot)
(Loud crashing as robot hits the floor)
Agh! This can't be happening.
I was supposed to have a chill day of creating content.
Here I thought I was stuck killing
Brite Bombers and John Wicks for eternity,
not about to be crushed by a knock-off Voltron.
[Drift] I'm sorry.
Please don't kill me.
(Wooshing)
(Electrical buzzing)
You don't need to do this!
How about I help to control the robots?
I have so much to offer, like, cool dance moves,
or a taste for fine chocolates!
(Roaring)
(Drift screaming)
Maybe we can collab? Just don't let me die.
(Bang)
( Teleportation sound, Drift shouting)
(Crash) (Screaming off-screen)
- Who the (bleep) are you?!
- Um, Drift? I'm kinda famous.
Are you some kind of chauffer?
- Can't I just have one good day?
(Sighs)
I don't care if you're famous, everyone is supposed
to have their own bus for this event, so...
- What was that?
(Long beep)
- [Drift] So we're all trying to shoot the purple guy?
- [Caroline] You mean Galactus, Devourer of Worlds?
Where've you been?
Everyone knows this guy's an intergalactic entity here
to devour the island, maybe even all of reality.
(Explosions)
- [Drift] Devourer of Worlds?
Is that why his head looks like a stupid fork?
- I beg your pardon?
- Do you have any other cutlery hidden in
that gaudy outfit? Maybe a spork or a butter knife?
- Churlish mortal.
This suit's design clearly is far beyond your comprehension.
- The only thing I'm not understanding is how you go
to the bathroom in something like that.
Does someone have to help you to undress to poop?
- The nature of my bowel movements are none of your concern.
(Caroline giggles)
- Silence!
I shall devour this entire galaxy.
- I think there are hotdog eating competitions
that, might be a little more your speed, bud.
- [Galactus] I'm not your bud.
- You don't even have ears! I feel like I'm looking
at your face through a massage chair.
- Drift, maybe cool it with the insults?
This guy's the size of a planet.
- I never thought I'd die by being sucking into
a giant vape pen.
- Drift!
- That's it! You're dying first.
- Agh! Sorry, maybe we can collab on a TikTok?
I'm sorry. Water under the bridge, right? (Awkward Laughter)
I actually, sorta, love your hack 80's look.
- Cheese and rice!
Get me out of here!
- Need a lift?
- Oh! Don't mind if I do!
- What about me? Can I be saved too?
(Wooshing)
Wait! I have clout!
(High pitch wooshing)
(Zap)
(Debris clattering)
- That guy sucked.
- Kevin!
Kevin?
Is he dead?
- Shh! This is an emotional moment.
(Intense music)
(Beeping)
- I'm gonna be honest, I think Gen Z's conception
of religion might be getting a little esoteric.
(Crickets chirping)
All right. Got it. Super serious.
(Doors opening)
- [Disembodied Voice] I'm not bringing you home.
Not if there is a chance that thing can make it back
to the island.
- [Cube] Finally, you have come, Drift.
I've torn rifts throughout time to get you here.
I need your help.
- You should've just texted.
(Crickets chirping)
- [Cube] No. Your kin are trying
to destroy this spaceship. But in doing so,
will destroy me and I cannot let that happen!
- Why did you pick me?
- [Cube] I saw you on a funny TikTok.
You seemed kinda famous.
- I mean, you're not wrong.
(Record scratch)
Wait a minute! You dragged me through time and space
and wasted part of my day, because you liked my TikTok?
I mean, at least get me home by brunch tomorrow.
- Technically I wasted your entire day
as it is past midnight and now, tomorrow.
- Oh no.
You're one of those people.
- I am a cube, not people.
In any case, I need you to disarm the bomb.
- Fat chance!
You should have thought that
before acting like a total loser.
- You're very rude!
- Yeah, well, next time don't put the fate of your world
in the hands of a TikToker.
(Explosion)
(Triumphant music)
- Oh my god, I think Roach was on the Mothership.
- At least he got to finish his live event.
Mine was interrupted by a jerk-wad teleporting into my ship.
- What was his name again? Something like Rift?
No, wait it was Dri-
(Crashing echoes)
(Teleportation sounds)
(Yawning)
- I need out of this game.
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(Triumphant music)