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I'm your host,
[saying names all at once]
Guys, guys we have to get to the clip show.
Wait is that when we just go and look back at all the best parts of season 5?
Like when I interrupted?
You did do that a lot.
You did that every episode and we had over thirty of them
So lets go ahead and take a look back!
Lets take a look at what we are going to microwave this season. Season 5, baby!
Aw, yeah!
Oh, just get a good dose right over here!
Aww, thats my [beep].
Thats my [beep]!
...To circulate the air
[saying title]
Lets find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory,
Safety is our number one concern.
Thats why we hide behind this big ol [beep] tin foil shield!
Because nobody likes
(Riley) Interrucptions! Sorry!
Ok, now check this out: Stairs!
It turns out you can't buy pumpkins at the Pumpkin Festival.
Ohh!! It dropped a little turd!
...donated this Zapper... what the hell?
[Zapper click and bullet shot effect]
...is going on?
Nobody likes
Your mother... board!
Cause nobody likes an ugly face!
You have more wives than a Mormon!
Whoopi likes strap ons!
No one likes sticky balls, right?
Kay', whose head is it going on?
The treat is third degree burns!
Excuse me! Thats, [?]
[Saying]
And I named it "Fluffy Pariwinkles, the mischievous cat!"
Because nobody likes roasted nuts.
Would you microwave Wall-E?
Yes, and I would enjoy every minute of it.
Because nobody...
Have you ever seen "Will It Blend?"
Uhh, will it what?
That is the question!
I can see Russia from my house!
Thank you!
My eyes really hurt right now!
Oh Yes!
[Fart Noise]
Oh My God!
Uh, now its probably just catching, ahh!
Boom! Head shot!
Whoa!
Jory, this is all your fault, if you were the host, this wouldn't be a problem!
Have a slice.
Nobody likes giant green hairy balls!
Whoa!
Holy [beep] did you see that?
The power thats inside, Pokemon!
Anyone can start them, but I am really good at starting them!
I completely underestimated this situation!
...and I got a little carried away!
E.T.'s going to die.
[Mumbling]
Its play-dough.
Maybe you'd like a couple of my balls!
Uh,
WHOA!!!
Hey kids, are you balls dropping?!
Yeah, its an African American light. Don't ever disrespect them again.
I swear to God.
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No.
Crunchy. Squishy.
Thats the problem right there.
I fear for my life.
Ready, what the hell are you doing?
I'm feeling horny!
You know its done when it sticks to the wall.
Red fish, blue fish. This fish, dead fish!
Whoopi!
Mmm, she did smell like a fish.
I love Venn Diagrams!
He's not going to have fun anymore!
E.T. is phoning home now!
You can pick it up with the camera strap here. That didn't work to well.
You wanna try my brownies?
Whoopi!
Beautiful television folks!
AHHHhhhh!
Ohh!
You might want to get back!
Whoa, Jory thats on fire!!
Whoa, holy [beep]!
♫ Dancing all the way into my microwave! ♫
Lets all grab the ball at once.
Ohhhh!
Droopy Snoopy.
Whoa!
Shut the [beep] up dog.
Awesome!
Got myself a T-Shirt!
Hey it looks like a flux capacitor!
Thats dangerous!
Dan Brown, what the hell did you put in this microwave?
Gross!
Ohh!
[Woosh]
[Boom]
[pfft] Don't breath this!
[Laughter]
I don't trust this bitch!
Does it [?]. Can I taste it?
When I can taste through my nose, I don't wonder!
Good thing we're in Massachusetts, asshole!
Whoa!
Oh my God!
Errrggghhh!
Whoa!
Holy [beep]!
This is becoming a weekly occurrence!
Ow! I'm dying! Meow!
Barack fell over!
I am so proud I get to do this!
[Woosh]
I choose you do die in my microwave!
What the hell did I do?
[beep] why doesn't this work?
No, its a light, not quite!
You must be a construction worker thats also gay.
What?
And thats why its a good idea!
Turbo Defrost!
They have both been decapitated.
Cha, Cha, Cha!
Well that clip show made season five look like a lot of fun!
And it certainty was!
Especially with the lung cancer.
Oh, it was delicious!
Speaking of which, season six starts up on April 1st, 2009.
And no, thats not an April Fools joke. But to make the season awesome, we still need a few key items,
and we're looking for your donations.
Like this one.
Oh.
Ahh. Or this one.
Thats kinda gross.
How bout this one.
Or what about... hey whats that in your ear?
[Sneeze]
Okay thats just gross!
So anyway, if you have any of those items, send me a Private Message on YouTube,
And donate to us and you'll receive credit on the show.
I'm your host Jory Caron.
I'm your sidekick, Riley Mcllwain.
And I am your camera man and editor, Jonathan Paula.
Thanks for tuning in!
Whats happening, whoa!
Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong.
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