Marley was dead, to begin with.
Dead as a doornail.
And this is Christmas: year two, on Nerdist News!
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Here we are again, guys!
Another happy holiday here at Nerdist HQ.
And what better way to celebrate than with a look back at our greatest Nerdist News moments
of 2014?
Kicking off our list--
Jeeeeessica Brooooo-bot.
Ugh, Broki.
That’s right, it’s me -- the sickest prince of Asgard.
But I’m also the Ghost of Nerdist News past.
Cause I like looking back at dat asssssst.
Oh my god I hate you so much.
I’m here to warn you: your violent past will come back to haunt you.
What?
What violent past?
Let’s look into the light of the past while we cuddle—
Egh!
Don't touch me!
Or just stand here, kinda hang.
Do you tan year-round or is that natural…
To be fair, those guys all had it coming.
Well to be fairer, and check out that derrière-er, wubububu!
Broki out yall haheugh!!
By the way you’re going to be visited by two more spirits!
Byyeeeee!
Oh come on, seriously?
Hey Jess!
It’s me, Gess, from another dime--
Dimension.
Yes.
I know.
What do you want?
Oh, I’m just the Ghost from Nerdist News’ Present and I’m here to let you know that
your aggression’s gotten a little bit out of hand, in fact some people are saying that
you’ve gone... full evil.
What?!
Why?
I’m not crazy.
I’m the sanest one here.
You know actually--UGH!
NO MORE TERMINATOR HAND MALIK!
I got a little secret to tell you about that game actually…
I have always wanted to do this, this is really big for me.
What the hell, who the f*** are you?
AHH!
I really just wanted some friends and I’m really glad that…
AHH!
There’s only one motherf*** Chobot.
I think we got the evil Jess.
So?
Listen, I think you’re really cool, Jess, in fact even though you shot me in the head,
you know I still think we can still be friends.
I mean, two Chobots are better than one—ugh, not again.
Are these merely shadows of things that have been, or shadows of things that may be in
the future?
I mean, have I really gone full-evil?
I’ve never even been able to apologize to my friends.
And you’ll never have to.
Batman Bust, you’re back!
That’s Batman Bust The White, to you.
Are you the Ghost of Nerdist News Future?!
That I am, Jessica.
That I am.
Even after you unceremoniously gave me away in a contest last year.
I’m here to tell you that if you don’t change your evil ways…Nerdist News is only
going to get more awesome!
So come here, ya big lug.
Aww, thanks Batman Bust!
So I guess the lesson is...don’t take bullshit from anyone and you can have a totally awesome
pop culture news show, where you can hang out with a bunch of Deadpools at WonderCon,
go to E3 and Comic Con, have debates with Hulk statues, chill with celebrities, and
shoot your own clone without any consequences!
I was going to say “be yourself” but that works too, I guess.
Merry Christmas, Jessica Chobot.
And a Merry Christmas to you too, life-size Batman Bust.
And to all of you guys at home -- what was your favorite Nerdist News moment of 2014?
Let me know in the comments below!
And as a holiday present to you, we’re giving away a totally awesome, screen accurate tie
fighter costume from ANOVOS!
Just tweet a link to this episode with your Jedi name and #MyJediName and you’ve got
a chance to win!
Click on Batman Bust The White to subscribe to the Nerdist channel, head on over to Nerdist.com
for even more Nerdist News and a happy holidays to all, and to all a good holidays.
♫ Nerd-el ♫
Broki yall!