I know I made a video yesterday talking about I was quitting but shit I'm back.
Are you recording my feet?
Bro, I only dressed the top! Why are you recording my feet?
But look guys, I'm not sure if you guys know this but if you hit 1 million
Subscribers on YouTube, they send you a golden play button
The thing is I hit a million like two years ago on my main channel and my second channel
You know what im sayin.
I just finally got these
But I am already at 10 mil though
Where is my 10 mill button?! I don't even want these!
I- where is- YouTube where is the 10 mil button, bro?
What are these I should have had these two years ago, bro
Throw these in the pool, bro
These are trash, bro
Where's my 10- *DING*
Doorbell. Oh my.
Oh my god.
I think I might know what this is
Oh- oh my god
Oh my god! This is too good to be true
I never thought this day would happen
Why do I feel like I'm like a lawyer or something and I got like a business meeting I'm about to go to school
YO!! THIS IS PROFESSIONAL DUDE!! LIKE LOOK AT THIS MAN!! :0
*opens his precious with excitement*
*SPINS FABULOUSLY*
IS THIS REAL LIFE? RIGHT-
*DING*
OH SHI-
*sniffs it*
*sad music starts playing*
I'd have never thought this was possible. I really didn't. YouTube sent me a letter
Talkin bout' "Dear Ricegum, at a hundred thousand, we thought "not bad."
At 1 million we thought "wow that creator is pretty awesome".
But ten million? At this point, we're scratching our heads.
Ten million subscribers, isn't just a lot of people, it's more than the entire population of New York City.
*whispers* damn.
You amaze us and inspire us every day, keep it coming. Your's sincerely, Susan."
Man, that's not really good. Yo, I don't know if they sent this to everyone like if they have a copy and paste to send to everyone-
or they just sat down and typed this out just for me, I don't know, but they do
(Person: Yo whas tha)
Oh, whats this? It's nothing really, bro
(bro, is that the diamond play button!?? yo can i see that bro?!)
I mean, I haven't even touched it yet. I just got it. Like, I just read the note. ~He knows~ Ya know what im sayin?(Nah nah dude I'll be quick
I'll be quick bro.) Bro, how you You gonna see it before me..
(oh my god Look at you! 10 Millio-...oh my god)
What?
*DUUUUNNN*
Bro what?
(Bro)
What is it? What's wrong?
(Bro, they spelled your name wrong)
What?! Bro they spelt my name wrong?!
(It says ricecum. C-U- nah just kiddin'.) Why are you playing like that?
(*laughs bro-ishly*) Bro you jokin around
Too much man (No, but for real there you gotta get a knife, bro
cuz you gotta cut a half of it for me
And give a small section to Sommer Ray because you're a click-baiter all the time small section did Alysa
Then you gotta give Jake Paul like a small section cuz you were clickbaiting him all the time)
Man, gimme that shit back.
OOHH BOY!!!
is this a real diamond you guys think?!?!?
Hold on.You know read the back boy yeah, my name is not spelled wrong you liar rice gum
Congratu~ma~lations on passing tena million subscribers
*Beats his new button /0\ *
Bro, I never thought this day was possi-
Bro, can you go somewhere? I never thought this day was possible. I remember being in Nigahiga's house
He had the Ten Mil. button like 2 years ago. I held it n' I was like one day prolly in like five years this would ne-
Alright.You know he's lookin' at me weird. Imma just go to my room
He's just lookin' at me weird. I dunno
why he's lookin at me like that
Yo. bros mad weird had to come back down here look but
Yes part of you believe me, but I know every single one of you guys made my name
I know every single username because like without you guys
I wouldn't be here so like and took time out of my day, so I'm gonna say
Thank you to literally everyone so if I forgot your name make sure to comment below like alright
You forgot my name or whatever. Thank you though XXX I love booty make you X unicorn -- what?! no no no
Who are- What the f*ck?!
Yo?! What the- What the f*ck!!
What the- what the f*ck is this?!
Bro what are you? What are you- bro?
What are you doing, bro? Wha- wh- you so slow, bro. Bro, where are you going dog that?
(unintelligible yelling ~probably sh!thead~ )
Bro I can easily catch up to you. Where are you going?
*fabulous outro*
Yo, behind the scenes I was like moving it or something I don't know what happened but this point, bro
Just sliced ya boy, bro. (That's a cut) Youtube is sending weapons to my- Bro
I picked it up like this or something's bro, or I don't know but this point right here
Slice ya boy and I might need to get surgery or something. I don't know bro. I'm kind of freaking out right now, bro
*SHING*