I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR SOME OF US, IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT
BE LEAVING THE BONE ZONE.
KEN BONE BECAME AMERICA'S DARLING, SWEETHEART, AFTER HE
ASKED A QUESTION AT THE CLINTON, TRUMP DEBATE, BUT NOW WE
ARE LEARNING MORE ABOUT HIM.
HE'S NOT AS CUDDLY AND SWEET AS YOU THOUGHT, BECAUSE HE RECENTLY
DID A REDDIT AMA, WHERE HE MADE THE MISTAKE OF USING HIS
OLD HANDLE, WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY ANONYMOUS.
THERE WERE NO ñ THERE WERE NUMEROUS THINGS THAT CAME UP,
INCLUDING COMMENTS ON TRAYVON MARTIN.
"FROM WHAT I READ OF THE CASE, THE SHOOTING WAS JUSTIFIED, BUT
WHAT I KNOW ABOUT ZIMMERMAN FROM HIS INTERVIEWS AND HIS BEHAVIOR,
HE IS A BIG OLD SHITHEAD.
BAD GUY KILL THE KID IN SELF-DEFENSE, SUCKS FOR US,
ESPECIALLY DUE TO MEDIA FUCKERY."
I CAN'T STAND GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, BUT THIS DOES NOT KILL IT FOR ME
WITH KEN BONE.
WE HAVE ONE MORE.
OKAY, COME BACK TO ME.
HE ALSO POSTED IN PREGGO PORN, CALLING PRETTY WOMEN IN
SWIMSUITS, BEAUTIFUL HUMAN SUBMARINES.
HE HAS ALSO SAID THAT HE ENJOYED THE NUDE PHOTOS OF JENNIFER
LAWRENCE THAT WERE POSTED WITHOUT HER CONSENT; HOWEVER, HE
HAS ALSO COMFORTED A RAPE SURVIVOR, SO IT'S A MIXED BAG.
NO, I'M NOT SHAKEN FROM KEN BONE WHATSOEVER.
1ST OF ALL, HE'S INTO PREGNANT CHECKS, BLESS HIS HEART;
AMERICA.
AND IN FACT, I WAS KIND OF AMUSED BY, BEAUTIFUL HUMAN
SUBMARINES.
HOW ARE YOU NOT AMUSED BY THAT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
WELL THE BABY IS KIND OF WRITING IN A SUBMARINE.
I DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND IT, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW IT'S
ABOUT THE BABY IT'S SLIGHTLY MORE DISTURBING, BYPASSED IT.
AND AS KEN BONE SAID, I'M NOT READY FOR PRESIDENT,
ALLOWED TO LOOK AT PORN.
THIS GUY IS KILLING ME, HE'S LIKE, I'M ALLOWED TO LOOK AT
PORN WHEN I'M TAKING A SHIT -- THAT WAS HIS WORDS.
HE SAID THIS IN THE REDDIT AMA?
HE SAID THIS IN THE REDDIT AMA.
AND BY THE WAY, SO DO 10,000
GUYS IN AMERICA AND OUR, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBERS, BUT PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD.
LET'S HIT THE HARDEST ONE, THE ZIMMERMAN, TRAYVON MARTIN THING.
BUT THAT IS WHAT A LOT OF AMERICANS THINK.
I LIKE THAT HE CALLED ZIMMERMAN A BIG OL' SHIT BIRD.
IT'S SUCH A KEN BONE-ISM.
LIKE, WE DON'T KNOW THIS GUY, NO ONE DOES, BUT HE'S THE KIND OF
GUY WHO WAS A BIG OLD SHITBIRD.
THEY TOOK THE WHOLE COUNTRY INTO THINKING IT WAS
SELF-DEFENSE, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT.
SOME BAD MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT, BUT A LOT OF GOOD MEETING PEOPLE
THINK THAT, I DON'T KNOW I HEARD HE GOT ATTACKED, AND MAYBE THEY
THINK THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOME KIND OF RACIAL BIAS IN THE
BACK OF THEIR HEAD, BUT KEN BONE, I DIDN'T GET ANY THOUGHTS
FROM THOSE, THAT HE IS BAD TO THE BONE.
DAMMIT.
THEY DID CLARIFY HIS COMMENTS RECENTLY IN THE NEW YORK TIMES.
HE SAYS, "IF YOU READ THE WHOLE POST ON THE TRAYVON MARTIN
TRAGEDY, YOU WILL SEE THAT I SAID THE SHOOTING WAS RULED
LEGALLY JUSTIFIED, BUT ALSO AN AWFUL THING TO HAPPEN.
JUST BECAUSE IT IS LEGAL DOES NOT MEAN IT IS RIGHT, I WISH
TRAYVON WAS STILL ALIVE."
YOU SEE?
HE IS A DECENT PERSON, HE IS AMERICA.
HE STILL MUCH OR IF HE IS GOING TO VOTE FOR CLINTON OR
DONALD TRUMP.
HE MIGHT VOTE FOR TRUMP.
I DON'T AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HE SAYS, BUT HE'S AMERICA, THERE'S
AN INNOCENCE TO HIM.
AND AS A WHOLE SWATH OF PEOPLE, MOST OF THIS COUNTRY, THAT WANTS
THINGS TO BE EVEN, AND THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TOO.
HE WANTS TO BE ABLE TO SAY, OKAY, TRAYVON OVER REACTED BY
GRABBING HIM AND THROWING HIM ON THE GROUND ñ WE KNOW IN OUR
HEARTS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN HUNTED DOWN TRAYVON, AND NOW TRAYVON IS
DEAD.
THAT SOMEHOW THE GUY WITHOUT THE GUN ENDED UP DEAD AND IT'S
HIS FAULT, SOMEHOW, BUT HE WANTED TO BE FAIR.
OKAY, HE'S A BAD GUY, MAYBE HE'S A BAD GUY, LET'S CALL IT EVEN.
THEY COULD START A WHOLE NETWORK ON, EVERYBODY IS JUST AS BAD.
TO ME, I'M WITH YOU, THAT'S SORT OF WHERE KEN BONE IS.
HE WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE EVEN.
BECAUSE HE'S A POLITE GUY AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO OFFEND PEOPLE,
EXCEPT FOR THE BIG OLD SHIT BIRD ZIMMERMAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK KENNY?
I WAS JUST KIND OF WAITING, BEING THE ONLY AFRICAN-AMERICAN
ON THE PANEL, THAT DIDN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.
IT'S A WHOLE ñ LIKE YOU SAID, I GET IT, IT'S AMERICA, SO
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT WAY.
AND NO, NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE FROM THE INNER CITY, LIKE
DONALD TRUMP SAID ñ I DIDN'T GROW UP IN THE INNER CITY.
REALLY?
HOWEVER, I WOULD SAY I DEFINITELY AGREE 1000%, IT IS
THE SENTIMENT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE BASED ON WHAT THEY READ.
THE UNDERSTANDING THAT WHEN I WAS 12 I WAS FOLLOWED AROUND IN
DIFFERENT INSTANCES, I HAVE A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE.
SOMEONE THAT HASN'T BEEN IN A WORLD, THAT IS THE FITTING
ñ THAT IS LIVING IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, YET FROM THE SAME
COUNTRY, I GET HIS COMMENTS.
I WASN'T MAD ABOUT THAT.
AND I GET THE PREGNANT WOMEN, I HAVE FRIENDS WHO THINK
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE HOT AND I'M LIKE, WHAT?
HE'S A TYPICAL GUY THAT YOU WILL SEE ANYWHERE I THINK.
KIM IS NOT BUYING IT.
I FEEL KIND OF NEUTRAL ON HIM, I THINK.
I THINK IT'S ADORABLE THAT YOU ARE ENAMORED WITH KEN BONE.
THE ALSO WANT TO TALK ON ñ HE ALSO WENT ON TO TALK ABOUT THE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE COMMENTS, SAYING IT WAS A JOKE IN POOR
TASTE MADE UNDER HIS FORMER ANONYMITY AND HE TAKES
RESPONSIBILITY AND WISHES HE COULD APOLOGIZE TO HER
PERSONALLY.
HE ALSO CLEARED UP THAT HE DID ON THAT ACCOUNT TELL A
STORY ABOUT COMMITTING INSURANCE FRAUD, BUT HE SAID IT WAS A
MADE UP STORY.
SO ON THE REDDIT AMA, HE TALKED ABOUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE ON THE
REDDIT AMA, OR OTHER PEOPLE JUST?
IF YOU GO INTO HIS COMMON HISTORY YOU CAN SEE WHAT HE SAID
BEFORE, SO USUALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO IS THEY HIDE THEIR REDDIT
USERNAME UNDER ALL COSTS, BECAUSE SOMETIMES AMONG POPULAR
OR SHITTY STUFF GETS SAID.
IT'S BECOME A JOKE THAT YOU JUST WANT TO HIDE YOUR REDDIT
NAME FROM YOUR LOVED ONES.
ISN'T THAT THE INTERNET THOUGH?
YEAH.
STILL ON HIS SIDE, HE HASN'T LOST ME YET.
HE SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT A CELEBRITY, MAY HAVE EVEN LOOKED
AT THE JENNIFER LAWRENCE TAKES, AS 95%
OF OTHER AMERICAN MALES DID.
BUT NOT YOU.
NOT ME, I KNOW.
SO RIGHT, I DON'T AGREE WITH HIM ON THAT, BUT THAT'S AMERICA.
AND INSURANCE FRAUD, ALSO AMERICA.
HE'S A PERSON, IS WHAT WE'VE LEARNED.
HAVE WE ALL NOT BROKEN A RULE OR A LAW?
I MEAN, I WAS SPEEDING ON THE WAY HERE.
IT'S A 35 AND I WAS GOING 55,
I'M SORRY, IT WAS A RESIDENTIAL AREA.
GOING 55 IN A 35 IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN INSURANCE FRAUD.
BUT MY POINT IS, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE ALL
STRETCH OUT A CERTAIN POINT OF TIME.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DEFRAUDED, BUT IT'S KEN BONE.
MOSTLY I WISH HE HADN'T ADMITTED IT, BECAUSE NOW, BECAUSE A
PERSON WHO HADN'T BEEN EXPOSED TO WIDESPREAD MEDIA ATTENTION
CAME FORWARD, AND NOW ACCIDENTALLY OUTED HIMSELF ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT HE HAD MENTIONED BEFORE ñ I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET
IN TROUBLE FOR THAT, I SUSPECT THE INSURANCE COMPANY SURVIVED.
HE DID SAY HE MADE IT UP.
BECAUSE WE ALL PAY FOR IT.
DEPENDING ON WHO GETS ELECTED, OR AFTER THIS ELECTION, IF
HE GOES TRUMP OR CLINTON, IF HE GOES CLINTON THEY ARE
DEFINITELY GOING TO GO AFTER HIM.
IF HE GOES TRUMP, I THINK HE'S IN THE CLEAR.
BEN, I HEAR YOU, IT WAS A BONEHEADED MOVE.
AT THE SAME TIME, HE DID NOT KNOW THAT HIM BUSTING HIS
SUIT AND PUTTING ON A SWEATER WAS GOING TO CHANGE HIS LIFE.
HE DIDN'T KNOW.
WHAT WAS HIS QUESTION?
IT WAS A GOOD QUESTION, QUESTION THAT WAS NOT OFTEN ASKED.
IT WAS ABOUT ENERGY.
HE'S AN AVERAGE GUY, AND BY AVERAGE GUY I MEAN ALL OF US, I
DON'T MEAN AVERAGE IN ANY OTHER WAY THAN SOMEONE NOT IN THE
PUBLIC EYE.
DO YOU NOT HAVE FRIENDS?
THEY DO THINGS THAT ARE SOMETIMES WRONG, THEY HAVE
OPINIONS THAT ARE WRONG, THEY LOOK AT THE WRONG PORN ñ
WHATEVER THE WRONG PORN IS ñ SO, I DON'T SENSE ANY MALICE FROM
KEN BONE, AND I THINK THAT'S WHY PEOPLE ARE ñ HAVE KIND OF ñ BY
THE WAY, THERE IS NOW A GROUP OF HIS SUPPORTERS CALLED THE
BONEHEADS.
AND YOU SELLING SHIRTS THAT'S A BONE ZONE.
THAT'S AWESOME, SO THAT'S WHY WE'VE ALL ENTERED THE BONE ZONE.
THAT'S WEIRD COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
BECAUSE THERE'S A CERTAIN INNOCENCE TO HIM THAT HE EXUDES,
AND EVERYBODY GETS IT, AND THERE IS NO GUY THAT PUTS ON A
CHRISTMAS LETTER LIKE THAT TO GO ON TV THAT HAS MALICE IN HIS
HEART, SO WE CAN GET BEHIND KEN BONE, WARTS AND ALL, SO LET'S
GIVE HIM A BREAK AND THROW HIM ONE MORE BONE.
DID YOU SEE THE MIDNIGHTS TWITTER HASH TAG WAR ON KEN BONE
FACTS?
OH NO.
MINE WERE PARTICULARLY GOOD BUT I'LL READ THEM ANYWAY.
SOMETIMES WHEN HE'S ALONE, KEN BONE EATS PIZZA WITH A KNIFE AT
FORT.
IT'S TRUE!
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET IT ON THE SWEATER.
KEN BONE'S EYEGLASSES WORD READY IN ABOUT AN HOUR, BUT HE DOES
COMPLAIN.
KEN BONE IS GOING TO BECOME LIKE CHUCK NORRIS.
THE TEDDY BEAR VERSION.
BY THE WAY, WE FORGOT, IN THE REDDIT AMA THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT
BERNIE SANDERS AND HE SAID, I REALLY LIKED HIM, HE SEEMED
LIKE HE WAS FOR US.
I KNEW KEN BONE WAS THE RIGHT GUY!
BY THE WAY, THAT'S ALSO AMERICA, THEY KNEW IN THEIR HEARTS THAT
BERNIE SANDERS WAS THE RIGHT GUY FOR US, BUT THEY ARE NOT SURE IF
IT'S HILLARY OR TRUMP.
KEN BONE IS US.