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greed pollution destruction the world
has been [ __ ] by not enos the
kilometers saved they can only be called
Christmas is oh oh
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Merry Christmas e homa
and happy holidays mr. piccolo you know
I actually do celebrate Christmas really
yeah if you think about it I'm basically
the Son of God oh Jesus Christ
kinda so does that make me the Holy
Spirit kinda have any of you seen the
news today the only thing my dad watches
on Christmas is the rankin/bass weird
elf movie on Lucas no mammies fans here
live from West City where toxic miasma
has the local Townsville collapsing on
mattis the thing we Instant Transmission
in our related news several machines
have been descending from the skies via
dark ungodly orb in the outer atmosphere
don't think that's unrelated someone or
something is trying to ruin Christmas
again and that's got me Chris miffed so
upon dad thanks I've been waiting for
someone to try and ruin Christmas again
those machines are the ones expelling
the gas it's some kind of aerosolized
coal particulates but something's weird
about it so what is someone trying to
kill the whole world with miners lung
yeah be careful go on you're a minor
I'm surprised you knew that so is
piccolo and Bulma oh you mayn't
character and Vegeta I am oh hey deeds
when you get here
I live here you dolt could've fooled me
what's up dad you're looking
uncharacteristically wistful well it's
just every Christmas Eve before it was
replaced by Frieza day I'd sit out on my
porch and fire into the night sky hoping
to kill Santa
Oh No you've never hit him did you I
thought I did once but it was actually
just a pod carrying my brother tobol
they never found it or the body what I'm
saying is it's Christmas Eve and
something needs to die so I'm feeling a
little nostalgic I have an uncle you had
an uncle
one of the machines that's ruining
Christmas first we blow em all on then
we find the prints that made them send
that grimacing green monsters straight
to Hipple um not you mr. piccolo to blow
it up patina face when I should take a
swing in it gonna help across oh please
do go to him it's wonderful this time of
year I should know that's right we have
returned for our revenge brother we
agreed on villains of Christmas past
truly Caruso like I showed up in July
I'm sure for revenge
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right of course every time I look in the
mirror no I'm right yes oh my god please
Fujita has the tree doing destroyed and
this is why we don't let the lower class
have nice things and here we go with the
politics so monkeys too we're here to
make this your last freezer day on earth
seriously it's always got to be about
you doesn't it yes that is what father
said he also said he loved us both
equally well you know how fond father
was of jokes and that's why he had to
second punch line this is really
uncomfortable
yep that's Christmas all right guys
let's jiggle these belts
I refuse to fight that
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the missus working that's right please
let's just say you're getting a little
more than cold for Christmas I ran a
bunch of tests on the gas and I
discovered that it's not ice cold but
you're concentrated dot Enis so I took
some a baby trunks of blood and
synthesize enough niceness to destroy
then I took baby blood cool
right now I'm off to go destroy the
other machines so visit some African
warlords did did nobody shoot her why
didn't you because I have you fools I'm
sorry dear brother but I thought it was
all about you oh stop being a prick
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cathartic as that was I don't think this
is over
I did feel more like a symptom than it
cause oh let me check with the big guy
upstairs they can cry
oh hey Goku Merry Christmas Merry
Christmas King Kai quick question do you
know if anyone is attacking the earth
right now oh yeah real suspicious look
at many moons sitting around your upper
atmosphere
I was gonna tell you tomorrow since you
know it's Christmas what is Christmas
eat though
not this time zone anyway that dinners
overflowing with naughty energy so
whatever you do be careful I don't
whatever I'm like five eight nine ten I
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see you have failed my dog ornaments but
it is of no concern you know the true
meaning of Christmas
right on time welcome to my workshop the
star of death lamb
Wade workshop like Santa's workshop yes
my workshop
that is the one trying to destroy
Christmas we'll make him evil
I'm the one with Alice here I decide
good and evil and you're all at the top
of my naughty list piccolo you try to
subjugate the entire planet sins of the
father much trucks you've completely
destabilized the space-time continuum
with your reckless time-travel that's
absurd
I have no idea what you're talking about
the space-time continuum is fine and you
Vegeta Jesus Christ I I mean just wow
there's not enough time in the day but
how about we start with the hole you put
in my sleigh I did it him your ceaseless
lust for battles has endangered not only
a family but your entire planet time and
time again you are a danger to the
entire universe it's crazy how could I
ever endanger the whole universe wait
what about me your apps on the nice list
Merry Christmas go harden oh wow thank
you so much Santa
oh it's Moby Dick a French merci
beaucoup
but for the rest of you and this
unsalvageable planet the only present I
got him Merry Christmas papa treetop see
the no OG - yes okay so did we just save
Christmas
again no it's ruined
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prince of the sales you regret your
actions against the Marty clause ah
you'll like a lot right oh holy night
would you destroy it was merely leftover
shell from my Christmas Eve illusion you
see sins you are not dealing with the
average for the Christmas anymore oh my
God he's gone super setup and I'm right
grumpy old girls
yippee-ki-yay mother [ __ ]
better watch out you better not pout but
you like this version Sarto
why did you just stand there
haha is the last thing you'd expect
Merry Christmas dad what child is this
who laid to rest on the stock was
murdered
not really feeling the goodwill towards
men up in here I'm all out of goodwill
but here's a stocking stuffer for you
starting to get real sick of these
Christmas
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oh man this is bad they're getting pull
up a pump--ow load up they're thinking
how do we save Christmas wait that's it
I see now guys I figured out his
weakness
Christmas isn't about the present
not a piggy pudding
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are the pretty lights or the obnoxiously
catchy music most of all it's not about
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outdoor Christmas goods and then I'll
send this not in world to children's
rights Christmas about the pods that
bring us together
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richness
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and no he's the least lucky and that's
the last Christmas play
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whoa hey guys hey Goku Gohan Vegeta
piccolo in trunks
Gohan where have you two been we went to
go see Santa oh man we killed him oh you
had to be there anyway what's eggnog me
honestly this is the best Christmas I've
ever had
damn right a proper saying Christmas you
know a lot of people probably died in
that smoke oh well we can wish them all
back tomorrow
yes Boxing Day merry Christmas to all
and to all a good fight
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