we have a compilation of john mayer quotes from the past ok we've been talking about
john mayer a lot this week he said some pretty crazy things in the playboy a magazine interview
but he said and she said a lot worse approx man k
so i married a few the first ab
favorite quote that i happiest i'll fuck you in the mouth shut you up
you are not wilder than me
and he said that the brazil trip
now that's the second
incredibly gay reference oppressed self one is not even a reference just to be prove how
about what much while there is the present time custom he said in the various way for
about thirty seconds i saw here's how he wants to put his
male member
as or a person said
uh... in that or prices of the mail
oppressive baggy combined eskimo array of how much of that prove my case uh... john
myers precludes you're right you're right okay
so with that alright add a second quote sometimes i get sold bold and i'm still confident about
what i'm doing
actually try to be more of a dark because it's really liberating feeling
uh... feeling to experience what it's like to not care
no this 'cause the world's biggest
i mean you read these quotes and it's not even close i don't think anybody's email in
competition if somebody else a bigger dick yeah you make that are you mean you know it's
the sold the station thus far
nobody's it even in the competition nobody's in the right because has gotten sick i'm still
overwhelmingly cool
sometimes trip
bring it down and see how the other people live
right you know a tribute to work in
fee effective audience you know live with himself
up as large and really appreciate it and every shitty rap pleasant
at skies on route
and amazes me that he has ancel yet
because if your best
conceded and self-absorbed and you may get this obvious how can you have people like
you and it's impossible to in my view it's impossible to like john man he's just such
attacks
but anyway okay let me continue
uh... another quote is action as should be having sex with more girls it's crazy to me
that in my head that being thirty two and dating women is going to get me in trouble
i cant even explains you how terrible that feels banquet dating a woman with punishment
shame guilt disappointment reproach reprimand persecution if the nightmare
but he two things to one it's i told you before he's got some massive issues about sex
it is like weirdness hygiene violence
yes men and women actually so that
and everything persecution and guilt cinders
because russian gretchen is what i feel
more than uh... by insists that uh... generally aggressive attitude
uh... and
number two i i i don't know what he's talking about
related
he's got issues trade but what's new you know what she's saying about sex act
but i mean
another dumb guy i could figure things out if it makes sense
i give it that doesn't mean is that but i think that's how he gets away with people
thinking that he still are
because he thinks that he says they matter super confusing people but not that's so deep
and return to stand pigs etc
adding a desired strategy a lot of people who are insecure use that you'll be able to
tell somebody's insecure about
uh... their jaws set up by
uh... how they over you
big exiting words especially in the right
right if you know of the per number off of a perfunctory acts that i partook in a league
that i don't know what he says that is ok i got i know what those words mean
but they make no sense in the sentence
and that's how people show up on that so it is like a living bag of insecurity
while he thinks is the greatest at fiat are
of meanwhile he's ironically ps remains secure right
it will but we are more cortelli net god this is my favorite quote okay and it's a little
like tommy tune
life is like a box of crayons most people art eight color boxes
but what you're really looking for quite a sixty four color boxes with a sharp sharpeners
on the back
i fancied myself to be a sixty four color box val i've got a few missing it's okay though
because i've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal devry
nine i have a bit of a problem though in that i can all we need to eight color boxes
than anyone else have that problem i mean there's so many different colors of life
of feeling of articulating
so when i meet someone who is it eight color type
pedro magenta
issues like all you mean purple
and she goes off on her purple thing and i'm like no i want magenta
please please please stop please make the prints that
method for this guy ed
thinks he's
so unbelievably smart
we're kind of sending too
not only women but specifically to all the women used a dyno let you know five effective
you did this guy how angrier this description on ceremony eight crayons
and um... hampton don't understand the gender ok i'm not a cure periwinkle level and the
twenty the is he thinks he's being sought
uh... facing by saying
i might have a colors couple callousness you know i'm sixty four in all you women are a
you know i met him at sixty four maybe have sixty three for future not mercele
he's quickly becoming the most unbearable meant a lot
you got more i've got one more
i don't recall because i'm horny
i don't want to know i don't buy that element but it was a pair of shoes in the suburbs
or what's that
answered about half chick
it's like district nine i can find alien weapons i can insert a tampon now i'd do it because
i want to take operating about
it's like a hot whirlpool for my brain in a brain space that is a hundred percent agreeable
with itself
need zero cents like none none of that made sense
you know what he's muslim translate
hoop i think what he's trying to say is
i don't uh... bother with anyone else a discussion on me when i think it out please anyone else
and so i get to spent some time of myself first they had no desire to find out about
your master thorat
okay
at number two i we already spend way too much time with yourself
but state
you're a way to proud of everything you're doing had a meeting here this level of detail
and job i got news for you here's my bottom line
cook for not only are you not nearly as smart as you think you are
europe orient stupid
every bit as i know to be devastating to you
but like
as you think uh... you're missus sixty-three credo properly
but the reality is your closer to six credit
fit then you've got this
inflated self-assessment cell
the barry white chole fired the
e all-party battery right
and tell you not really
you know you're
and i want to see if he's the head very these
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