- Guys, guys, get in here, it's starting.
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
- I can't believe it, Orange is actually gonna be on TV.
- Really?
- I heard if he does a good job hosting
on the Kitchen Shopping Network today,
they might give him a permanent job.
- Yay!
- Oh, there he is, there he is.
- Hello everyone, I'm your host Orange.
- And I'm your hostess, Cupcake.
Have you ever come home from a long hard day,
sat down to enjoy your dinner
and then bitten into a soggy salad?
- Yuk.
Ew, well there's gotta be a better way.
(buzzing)
- Fortunately, now there is.
Introducing Crispy Crisp Salad Spinner.
Just press the top and spin all the water outta your salad.
- Plus, if ya hop inside,
it'll make ya barf pretty much immediately.
(laughs)
(barfs)
- Thanks for that, Orange.
- Hm, maybe we should get a salad spinner.
- I do have a hard time barfing sometimes,
it could be a real help around here.
- Seriously you guys?
No way, we don't need a salad spinner.
- Pear's probably right.
- And if you call and order now,
we'll throw in a special gift.
Do you ever show up groggy
to your job as an air traffic controller?
Groggily sit down to oversee air traffic
and accidentally spill your coffee everywhere?
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm on fire.
Oh no, and now the super computer
that keeps all the airplanes in the air is on fire, too.
Ahhh, there's gotta be a better way.
(buzzing)
- Well, now there is, the untippable mug.
Great for people who don't have hands.
- Hey wait a minute, I don't have any hands.
- Neither do I, yay.
- We don't need it.
Seriously, when was the last time anyone here
spilled coffee and caused a dozen airplanes to crash?
- Pear's right, that hasn't happened in weeks.
- But wait, there's more.
- [All] There is?
- And if you call and order now,
we'll throw in a special gift.
- Unbelievable.
- Yay.
- Oh, brother.
- Have you ever picked an oven mitt off the counter,
but it was still super hot from moments before,
when the oven mitt was touching a hot pot?
- Ah, ah, ah, I'm on fire.
Oh no, and now the super computer
that keeps all the airplanes in the air is on fire, too.
Ahhh, there's gotta be a better way.
(buzzing)
- That happens to me all the time.
- How, you don't have hands.
- Well, now there is, thanks to the Oven Mitt Oven Mitt.
That's right, it's an oven mitt for picking up oven mitts.
- That is genius.
- That is stupid.
- I'm gettin' one right now.
- Get two, that way we can have an oven mitt
for our Oven Mitt Oven Mitt.
- Great thinking.
- No, no, I'm putting a stop to this nonsense right now.
(TV crashes)
We don't need any of this stuff, so we're not going to.
- There's your delivery from the Kitchen Shopping Network.
- Yay.
- How the heck did you order that so fast?
- We have your credit card set up for one click shopping.
- Yay.
- My credit card, you're telling me I just paid for a dumb,
overpriced salad spinner that nobody needs?
- Silly Pear, of course not.
We bought enough salad spinners for everyone.
- [All] Yay.
- Weee.
(barfs)
- Yay.
- No, I will not allow this.
These special gifts are going back in the box.
- Good luck with that one, Pear, it's untippable.
(Orange laughs)
(Pear growls)
- Hey Orange, you were great on TV, I'd even say you were.
- On fire?
- Absolutely, you did really well.
- No, on fire.
(smoke detector beeps)
- Oh no, the oven mitt is on fire.
Quick, someone grab an Oven Mitt Oven Mitt.
- We can't, Pear sent the Oven Mitt Oven Mitt back.
- You mean we have no Oven Mitt Oven Mitt?
- We have no Oven Mitt Oven Mitt.
- Oh man, oh man, oh man,
there's no way to stop this disaster.
- Guys, relax.
(fire extinguisher sprays)
See, we don't need all that junk from the TV after all.
- Oh.
- Yeah, Pear's right,
the fire extinguisher took care of everything.
The fire and the super computer.
- I'm sorry, the what?
- Well, the super computer over there.
You got it real good with the fire extinguisher.
- What, why is there a super computer here in the.
(screaming)
(upbeat guitar music)