Gooday everyone and welcome back to another Dr Bright restrictions,
what crazy shit will this madman get up to today ay? A
thank you to you all for your restrictions, the members for their support and let’s get started.
Rule number one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to send D-class personnel into SCP-002 under the
guise of filming for an SCP themed reality TV show Rule number two. Dr. Bright is not allowed to say
"I like your cut G" and slap SCP-096. Rule number three. Doctor Bright is
not allowed to ring SCP-513 through any voice chat sytem when he
loses in any online multiplayer game. Rule number four. Dr. Bright is not
allowed to have a "movie night" with SCP-999, and then proceed to play SCP-1981. Poor thing
was so traumatised it wouldn't come out of its pen for weeks, because of how scared it was.
Rule number five. Dr Bright is not allowed to dress D-Class up in medieval armour to make
a “real life chess game.”
Rule number six. Dr. Bright is not allowed to be in the same room as Dr. Buck without
at least two MTF teams in attendance Rule number seven. Dr Bright is not allowed
to cosplay as the merchant form resident evil 4 to sells guns to any MTF.
Rule number eight. Dr. Bright is not allowed to “yeet” himself
and SCP-963 into a black hole. That is the one and only time we will send MTF units into a
black hole to bring you back Bright. “Possible Time Travel” is not a justification for this.
Rule number nine. Dr. Bright is not allowed to play “Mr Blue Sky” during a containment breach.
Rule number ten. Dr. Bright is not allowed to set up a haunted house using any SCPs as characters.
Rule number eleven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge SCPs to any board game under the
pretence of setting them free if they win. Rule number twelve. Dr. Bright is not allowed
to put any collectable trading cards into SCP-914 on any setting above Rough.
Rule number thirteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to call official, highly classified SCP documents
"the forbidden fanfiction" Rule number fourteen.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to say "Uriel told me to" as an excuse for breaking any previous rules.
Rule number fifteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to launch SCPs out of a giant catapult at GOI bases
to recreate Angry Birds. Rule number sixteen.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to make copies of himself because he "felt lonely." Last time
that happened he almost won a vote of making all standard foundation firearms into chainsaw
cannons. Rule number seventeen. Dr. Bright is not
allowed to alter the fabric of reality or the established timeline in order to win sports bets.
Rule number eighteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to strap any
explosive device to SCP-131 to recreate a “RC-XD” from Call of Duty.
Rule number nineteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to place cat ears on SCP-096 to make his “perfect
cat-girl, anime, girlfriend.” Get a life, Bright. Rule number twenty. Dr Bright is not allowed
to ask SCP-343 to create the shrink ray from despicable me. Or anything else for that matter.
Rule number twenty-one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to force Dr. Bobo into a
direct confrontation with SCP-682 to “make a more realistic version of Godzilla vs Kong.”
Rule number twenty-two. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-682 to awaken SCP-169.
Idiot! think it through. Rule number twenty-three.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to annihilate ANYTHING using SCP-096.
Rule number twenty-four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to claim he has a permit to
carry any kind of “Nuclear Weaponry.” Rule number twenty-five. Dr. Bright is
not allowed to- Y’know what? No. Dr. Bright is not allowed to do anything ever again.
Bonus rules.
Rule number one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to prep outfits for future bodies.
Yes, the foundation can respect your “level of foresight” but you searching “clothing for plus
sized women” is extremely inappropriate whilst at the work place, save it for your free time
Rule number two. Dr. Bright is not allowed to offer SCP-4666 a Sprite Cranberry
Rule number three. Dr. Bright is not allowed to try and contain SCP-106
by throwing a Pokeball at it and yelling “I need you to complete my Pokedex, Gengar!”
Rule number four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use cheese and a laser pointer to "weaponize” SCP-529.
Several researchers are still recovering. Rule number five. Dr. Bright is not allowed
to distribute candy from SCP-330 on Halloween to "teach those greedy kids from last year a lesson.”
Rule number six. Dr. Bright is not allowed to draw hentai on SCP-085.
Rule number seven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to watch memetic
kill agents for "shocking" experiences.” Rule number eight. Dr. Bright is not allowed
to touch my flashlight, no matter how much he insists he “bought it.” I found it so it’s mine
Rule number nine. Dr. Bright is not allowed to take pieces of SCP-610
and give it away to kids on Halloween claiming they're "Strawberry Pencils."
Rule number ten. Dr. Bright is not allowed near SCP-1000. Taking a selfie to claim you “talked it
up with bigfoot” so you can be “down with the cool kids” is very unprofessional.
Rule number eleven. Dr. Bright is not allowed to have access to anomalous entities or objects
that allow for travel between dimensions for the purpose of creating "the Bright Foundation ". If
any Dr Brights, from any dimension, are found doing this, they are to be sent back to their
respective dimensions with an attachment of this file stapled on their backs.
Rule number twelve. Dr. Bright is not allowed to attempt to bring SCP-939 to doggy day care
to "Take care of its aggressive behaviour.” Rule number thirteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed
to host Thanksgiving dinners anymore. Not after having SCP-3307 provide last year’s “banquet”.
Rule number fourteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to put Wagyu beef inside SCP-914 to enhance its
taste. After your cheese experiment, several researchers have gone on a strictly cheese diet.
Your "Razor Blade 9000 Sharp Cheddar Cheese" is pending SCP Classification.
Rule number fifteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to ride SCP-3199 instances,
you already tried that with 939. Rule number sixteen.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to remove toilet paper from the restrooms at Site-19 for “research
purposes”. How you were able to remove the toilet paper as the stalls were being used is beyond me.
Rule number seventeen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to use any anomaly
or D-Class personal to make a recreation of the Hunger Games, Squid Game, Alice in Borderland or
anything similar. Your little “red light, green light” game with 173 was in very poor taste.
Rule number eighteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to clone SCP-682
so it can have its own "children". Are you trying to get us all killed?
Rule number nineteen. Dr. Bright is not allowed to take SCP-3213 on trips
to the aquarium because “he needs to learn to stick up for himself”
Rule number twenty. Dr. Bright is not allowed to "Unleash the Horde" during a containment breach.
Rule number twenty-one. Dr. Bright is not allowed to raid the G.O.C or any anomalous organization
in hopes that they have a "big tiddied goth gf" Rule number twenty-two. Dr. Bright is not allowed
to commit near suicide to hit on SCP-4999 because he “likes the dark and brooding type”
Rule number twenty-three. Dr. Bright is not allowed to list
SCP-012 as “one of Bach’s lost masterpieces.”
Rule number twenty-four. Dr. Bright is not allowed to market Class-A amnestics as "the perfect high.”
Rule number twenty-five. Dr. Bright is not allowed to offer any personnel anything to drink,
I still have a hangover from "Dr. Bright’s special sweet tea"
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