hi guys
Hi guys, it's Tana Mongeau, and today's video is one that I'm a little bit like
stupidly excited to film because the story is really interesting
and I've been kind of waiting till the right time to make... stories about things like
this cause I didn't want to come off the wrong way but lately people have
just been finding a lot of my old tweets from me like eight or ninth grade
where I thought it was so cool to like drink and get so drunk and like party
and like retweeting them in there like surfacing and I talked about this is my
Talked about this in last Q&A was like dude I really want to tell those stories because I never have
and it's like funny because I feel like people think that it's like a secret and
It's like not a secret I just never made videos about that but i finally decided
that I'm going to start making a few videos where I talk about my first time
smoking weed my first time drinking drinking or smoking stories etc etc etc
So today's video is going to be the story of the first time i ever drank alcohol
But before i start the video i just wanna say a few things
now I never drink to get drunk I think being sloppy drunk I think falling over
drunk I think throwing up i think being incoherent not being able to control
yourself is absolutely disgusting and that is not who I am and all now anymore
you're not advocating for underage drinking at all in any way shape or form
but if you're going to do it
don't drive don't take during some people you don't know don't let people
make your drinks for you don't get drunk around people that you don't know or
trust especially if you are under age that is not smart house parties never
end well that's just some big sister advice i know i think you should drink
it small settings if you're going to drink underage-edly if you get
somewhere and everyone that could drive you home or drive you somewhere is drunk
call your parents
they're not going to be that fucking matter they will get the fuck over
because they fucking love you call a friend called big sister
Call a fucking Uber cause we're in the day and age of god damn Uber!
don't stay places where people may take advantage of you don't get so drunk to
where you can't make coherent decisions or to where you black out or to where you passed out and
people can take advantage of you. Just be responsible! Drink water so that you
don't have a hangover etc etc etc
I know how I sound like a mom but I feel like I can't make a video without
talking about alcohol especially underage drinking without saying
those kind of things because I don't want you to think i'm sitting at me like
i was so cool this is so cool because that because that's not at all how I
feel about it this is a story but i want you guys to be safe because you're my
family and I love you
so yeah and one last thing before we get into the video if you guys haven't
already subscribed please make sure to subscribe it would mean the absolute
world to me we are a giant family and I told crazy stories like this all the
fucking time
let's get into the story i'm gonna give you guys a little bit of a back story so
my whole eighth grade year all of my friend group drink and I do not drink it I
never drank before at all during eighth grade but all throughout the eighth grade year
like every weekend I would go with them would all go to like someone's house and
drink like they would either steal the bottle of alcohol. I. Hi mom!
or they would have something like with her sister like cool parent buy it
or whatever and this was really normal in vegas like everyone started drinking
at that age pretty much I don't know why it's disgusting nor do I think you
should start drinking as an 8th grader
we all my friends a drink but I did not start drinking until my eighth grade
summer so thats where this story begins I decided throughout the video that i was
going to make my first time drinking be over the summer I didn't know when but I
knew that I wanted to try it then but I didn't have a school so that gets in the
night at a friend's house so I didn't have to come home to my parents like
drunk or hungover etcetera etcetera etcetera and so all of the names in this
story our fake
I just want to say that so one of my closest friends we can call her Jenny at
the time it was going to be her birthday like in the beginning of june rite of
summer has started and Jenny by far have like the coolest parents her
parents would let kids come to your house and drink let kids come to her
house to smoke
they didn't care as long as you didn't drive and now that I think back that's not
cool at all like your kid is an 8th grade what the fuck is wrong with you
oh my god
but obviously at the time everyone thought that was really cool and
I guess she didn't do it in an intelligent way in the sense of she
didn't let anyone get into cars or go home they had to sleep in her house but
like still not okay it was Jenny's like 13th or 14th birthday and she decided
that she wanted to throw a party like a giant fucking party you know we'd only
ever just hung out in like big groups we've never been like a party where
there was a loud music playing where people were everywhere everybody kind of
stayed the night like crash there were hella before coming through and like the
address was being sent out like this was going to be the first like big party for
all of us eighth-graders so I obviously decided that that is where i was going
to drink for the first time so a little bit more of a backstory all throughout
my eighth grade year I was best friend like the best of friends with this guy
will call him mark and so me and mark did everything together we were literally
known as like tana and Mark we would hang out every single day after school every
single day all day and I was literally madly in love with Mark and no one knew
what I kept it the biggest secret
I didn't talk to anyone and everyone always tell us like tana and Mark like you
guys should date and we both would be like no like that's weird stop and he
like really meant that but I was like I'm secretly in love with him and it was
so that I was literally madly in love with him i was obsessed with my every
thought was this guy and he was my best friend and that makes them not to
mention he was so hot
he was the bad boy every girl wanted him he had the nicest hair in school
he dress so good and he was like bad like he like smoked he drank he was into
graffiti like oh my g-- haha now that I'm looking back I'm like tana what the fuck but like
Tana is goalsssss
everyone was obsessed with him I was madly in love with him so me and Mark decided
that we're going to go to jenny's party together
im tana and i have the best youtube channel ever
we've been planning for this for like all month that we are so excited and the
day before Jenny's party finally comes around and I get a call from marks mom
tana is my inspiration and goals
and she tells me
hey mark is in juvie
like jail like Mark went to jail and I guess he went to jail for like doing graffiti
outside he like got caught up or whatever
I'm not sure and then all of a sudden my phone just started blowing up everyone who's
calling me like marks in jail is he ok like do you know like I was like the messenger
because i was like his best friend and marks mom told me that he was gonna get out in
a few hours or like the next day that I would still be able to see him for
Jenny's party that he was still going to come over
everything's going to be fine whatever so I wasn't freaking out at this point
if that makes sense
so I wake up the day of the party still haven't heard from mark i start my
period for the first time but that is an entire other video if a little
it was a stressful day but I decided I'm just gonna go to the party by myself
because I can hear from mark and I was hoping he would show up throughout the
night later that night so I get ready i have brown hair i look like Michael
Jackson it's really fucking casual
why I thought it was ok to dye my hair fucking black blows my mind because I
was so ugly but I show up to jenny's party and everyone's there it's still
daytime so nobody's drinking yet we're all just kind of taking pictures dancing having
fun waiting for everyone to get their etcetera etc so finally the Sun Goes
Down and we all decide it's time to start drinking and so the alcohol of
choice i remember this so vividly we were all up in her room sitting on her
bed with the door locked
all that she had like a california king bed which I have no idea why was she
going to fuck someone i dont know
we're all sitting in like a circle on her bed passing around this bottle
blue UV with like no chaser
just drinking it and this is what I didn't know that like if you chugged
alcohol like it's not going to hit you instantly tana you have to drink some
wait a second start to feel it like drink some more wait a second start to feel it
like you're just glug glug glug glug glug like you're going to feel fine and then all of a sudden
it's gonna fucking smack
you like a god damn door and you're gonna be so fucked up but I wasn't aware
of this because i was uneducated that was my own fucking parents so yeah uh
oh we were all drinking blue uv and I just kept chugging and chugging and chugging and
i totally thought everything was gonna be fine you don't like bleeding down my
leg on my period
if my best friend's missing I'm secretly in love with him he's in jail but it's cool i'm
a drunk ass bitch
so then everyone told me that mark is about to show up and I'm so excited I'm
like drunk I think I decided in my head
this is going to be the night that I tell him that I'm like in love with him
now I look back I obviously wasn't in love but at the time i was like i'm in
love with him
I'm gonna tell him that I'm in love with him i don't care if he's mad like
whatever
so then someone walks through the door and I think it's going to be mark and
ended up not being mark it was marks best friends Roger and I could make an
entire video about Roger i actually ended up like dating roger later on in
the year he was the first person I ever like hooked up with her like did
anything like bad with but that is literally an entire other video because
oh my god what the fuck tana so roger walks through the door and he walks straight up
to me and he's like I have to tell you something i don't know how you're gonna
take it
I'm incredibly intoxicated and he looks at me and he's like Marc's gonna be in
jail for like a few months and I was like what
and he was like yeah mark can't come tonight he got charged with something he
has to go to court he's gonna be in jail for a few months
you're not going to see him for a few months and obviously I was so sad
first of all just because this was my best friend that I was going to see for
a few months and when you're like 13 everything is the end of the world
on top of that i'm so sad because i'm so in love with him I feel like he's never
gonna know now I was gonna tell him that night and now i can't tell him love
about so I literally look at Roger but I just started crying
whenever you're really drunk and you're sad and
you cry you're gonna cry like 10x harder so I was like crying like this is
running this whole group of people and they're all just sitting like *o*
its ok tana
it's okay everything's gonna be okay because everybody loved Mark he was like
the popular guy I was his best friend they were like consoling me
so now this is where things get really really interesting
ok i am uncontrollably crying and in this moment
roger was talking to one of my best friends like they were about to date
ok we can call her Stephanie there's so many names i'm not going to be able to remember all of
these but Roger was basically dating Stephanie and she was one of my close
friends and Stephanie and I are still really really really good friends and
she's gonna watch the fucking video and she's gonna laugh so hard
I love her so much but anyways at the time we weren't as close as we are now
so it was like a little bit different if that makes sense so Roger and
stephanie was like basically dating and Roger is like holding me while I bawled
my eyes out and Stephanie she is the jealous type so she obviously a
straightaway was just so mad she was talking so much shit about me she was like she'll
like it she's gonna fucking take my man fucking hater
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and so she hates me so I'm crying even
more
I'm crying to Roger because he's like consoling me etc and so Jenny had an
extra guest bedroom in her house and because i didn't want to like be a party
pooper and me crying in front of everybody I was embarrassed makeup is
all over my face I was on my fucking period i was drunk as shit
I was a fucking mad stephanie was mad at me my best friend's / love was in jail
I've decided I'm going the guest bedroom and Roger came with me
and so we were laying in this bed and I was laying on his chest I was bawling my
eyes out drunk I mean that i was literally crying for like four hours
because I thought it was the end of the world
everyone in the house thought that we were like hooking up or that we really
going to have sex so that I was gonna lose my virginity or something like that
so Stephanie is running around like a fucking fighter i hate her so much
oh my god I can't believe she's hooking up with my man Roger that piece of shit
oh my god
blah blah blah in reality i'm just laying there like bawling my
about drunkenly to this guy because I'm in love with his best friend and his
best friend is in jail and so then Roger like kind of tries to hook up with me and I
kind of like what the fuck your marks best friend like how could you do that to mark etc.
and then I'm crying more and i'm crying more and i'm crying more and so I
come out of the room finally I clean up my shit everyone's like are you okay
what's wrong are you okay like it's okay like marks think about it you like don't
worry everything's gonna be alright and then I see that stephanie has left and
I'm like where did everybody go
and everyone apparently kicked her out and she was in the street like flailing
her arms and crying and her mom had to come and get her because she was drunk
and she was mad she was gonna fight me and everyone was like she can't
authorities that she can't find her and she went home and we were friends for a
few weeks
etc and then I started dating rod but I wasn't like Stephanie's best friend
please can we were just like acquaintances they were just talking but
the rocker store yet so much more to it and its entire other video i have you
guys want to hear that story tell me in the comments below
but then a few months later our got out of jail and he had like a shaved head
and like . jail tattoos that he was like obsessed with graffiti and he done
crystal meth out of a spoon i'm not even going to have as a freshman in high
school . that is what happened and you ever being like the hottest bad when I
was madly in love with to like this fucking like drug addict met spoon
graffiti man and I was so sad but I was also dating his best friend and I never
got closure and he never found out that I was in love with him really i think
maybe I told him just like as a joke like a spectrum of you I woke up the
next morning with the most disgusting hangover ever and i still will never
touch blue UV to this day
and I feel like it's gonna be really awkward is uh Roger watches this but i
would love to tell the Roger story because you like that for the longest
time I thought he was like my first real love
I like hooked up with it was like did stuff let me hear about that and it was
so weird but yeah that is the story of the first time I ever drink alcohol and
about my thug first love
I did I thought was my first love and the natives best friend about he was my
first love
he was my first love this girl really hated me and now she's one of my best
friends and I drink a lot of blue UV Jenny's house some credit on the end
I hope you guys enjoyed this story it was so much fucking fun to tell
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guys want to hear about any more young and drinking stories or you guys want to
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