Wiz: On the other side of reality an alternate universe exists.
A Digital World full of wonders and monsters and of the Digimon which inhabits that world few are as respected as the mightier Renamon.
Boomstick: Renamon a rookie Digimon which basically means: they're like Digi teenagers.
So that explains why they're always so moody.
Wiz: Compared to other rookie level Digimon; Renamon possesses exceptional speed and attack stats at the expense of fairly low defense.
Renamon's appearance resembles that of a japanese yokai called the Kitsune a fox spirit, these spirits are often described as being very mischievous.
Which is ironic given that the typical Renamon is very stoic in earnest.
Boomstick: Plus some of 'em really don't care for humanity and you think of them as a tool for their own evolution.
Wiz: Digi-volution.
Boomstick: Whatever.
Still Renamon are super smart and always keep their cool.
In fact it may be too cool; I don't like the look in its eyes Wiz.
It's like it thinks better than me.
Wiz: It is better than you Boomstick.
Not only is Renamon rational and composed it always showcases exceptional prowess in battle mainly relying on Hand-to-Hand combat.
Boomstick: More like Paw-to-Paw combat.
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It's got a wicked Roundhouse kick among several other dangerous martial arts skills.
It can use its amazing speed to surprise attack its enemies with a Swift Strike.
Then there's the Super Chop which is an even swifter swift strike.
Wiz: There is also Rapid Kick and Spin Kick.
Mmm... Digimon may be effective fighters, but their attack names could sure use a little work.
Boomstick: Oh don't worry we're getting to the good ones.
Renamon can enhance its attacks with an internal energy that makes GHOST FIRE!
Wiz: This is like Renamon embracing its Yokai inspiration.
As a similar to the folklore of a magical light emitted by Kitsune Tales which lead wanderers astray.
Boomstick: Okay but this one is used to destroy people.
When a Renamon comes at you with a burning foot; It's usin' Power Paw its strongest physical move.
Some Renamon can even create ghost clones of themselves for additional strikes.
Wiz: But Renamon isn't just kicks and punches its signature attack is called Diamond Storm.
Which summons a furious gust of wind and a terrifying amount of razor sharp...
Boomstick: Diamonds?
Wiz: No leaves.
Boomstick: Whaaa?
The one time they try a creative name and it totally doesn't make any sense.
Who comes up with it shit!?
Wiz: It would certainly make more sense to use diamonds the hardest naturally occurring substance in the world.
Boomstick: Uh Wiz why would you just throw away diamonds? if I were Renamon I just scoop those puppies up and sell 'em to make bank.
Do you know how many Bigfoot traps I could buy with that kind of money?
I would definitely cut that guy by now.
Wiz: Is that what those things are all around the lab?
Boomstick: Oh that reminds me?
I didn't check the traps today.
Wiz: Well o...okay, come back next week for the full episode of Lucario VS. Renamon.
(A trap caught Wiz's cat)
(Wiz's cat meowing)
Boomstick: Hey Wiz?
Got some bad news about your cat.