Monica, let's go. Come on now people! Woman in labor!
Hey Ross. Look what I got going here.
Yeah. Save it for the cab. Okay?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
We're going to a hospital
What, so I can't look nice?
There might be doctors there.
- Joey, get out of the fridge. - 'Alright! Alright.'
- What is that? - For the ride.
- Oh, yeah. Like in a c- - Save it!
- Okay. Hating this. - Monica, come on now! Let's go!
- Baby coming, god! - I can't believe it.
- I'm gonna be an aunt!
- I'm going to have a nephew! - Yeah...that's nice. Get out!
Well, let's go. Come on. That's it.
(Joey) 'Alright, alright. I'm going. I'm going.'
- Here we go. Here we go. - Rossy. Rossy. Come on.
[instrumental music]
(woman on PA) 'Johnson, we have a call on line seven.'
She's not here yet. She's not here.
She's having my baby and she's not here.
I'm sure everything's fine. H-has her water broken yet?
I don't know, but when I spoke to her
she said she had already passed the mucus plug.
[gagging]
Do we have to know about that?
Joey, what are you gonno when you have a baby?
I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handin' out cigars.
Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby
in a movie from the '50s.
God! I don't believe this.
I mean, she could be giving birth in the cab.
Oh, Ross, relax, it's probably only like two dollars
for the first contraction and then 50 cents
each additional contraction..
What, it's okay when Chandler does it?
You have to pick your moments
Hi. Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
- No, she's not even here yet. - Oh!
What's with the guitar?
Well, I just thought we might be here for a while
so, you know, things might get musical.
- Oh! - Oh!
Hey! Where the hell have you been?
Oh, we stopped at the gift shop.
The gift.. Wow! Wow! Wha..
I was looking at stuffed animals
and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Oh, Susan wanted a Chun.
You're havin' a baby, okay? A baby.
You don't stop for Chunky's!
I used to have that bumper sticker.
[chuckles]
You see what I mean?
[guitar music]
♪ They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch ♪
♪ But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much ♪
♪ Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why ♪
♪ And you cry and you cry and you cry ♪
♪ And you cry and you cry and you.. ♪
- Thanks, Ross. - Yeah. I'm paying you to stop!
- Okay? - Okay.
(Monica) 'Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute'
Ugh. No fair! I don't even have one.
How come they get two?
- You'll get one. - Oh, yeah? When?
(Chandler) 'Alright, I'll tell you what'
When we're 40, if neither of us are married
what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Oh, no, no. No. I-I just meant hypothetically.
Okay, hypothetically..
why won't I be married when I'm 40?
- No. No, no. - No, no, what is it? Seriously
Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
- Uh-uh, uh-- - Well?
Dear God! This-this parachute is a knapsack.
- Hey. - Hey.
Ooh! Look at you, dressy dress
- Huh. - Did you go home and change?
Uh, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice.
Um, has, uh, Dr. Franzblau been by?
- No, I haven't seen him. - Well, where is he?
He is supposed to be here.
What if the baby needs him?
Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors anyway?
Is, like, your-your father a doctor?
Yeah, why?
No reason.