- You guys are gonna love this place.
- It's so close!
- Yeah, it's good beer too.
- Welcome to the Bad Elephant gentlemen,
you guys ready to order?
- Yeah, can I get the Dusty Showboater Ale
- Sure.
- I will have the Angry Goatface Porter.
- Nice, you're gonna love it.
And you?
- Uh yeah, I'll have the um,
The Crocodile Bunker Stout, yeah.
- Sure.
- Sorry, what's that?
- Uh the Crocodile Bunker Stout.
- Oh, uh, what's the glass?
- That's a chalice, that's the glass we serve it in.
- Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
You know what?
I think I got it confused.
I meant to order the Eye of the Storm Saison,
that's what I meant.
Thank you so much.
Sometimes you gotta lay down the law, you know what I mean?
- Sorry about that, the Eye of the Storm Saison,
Op, almost forgot.
- No, sorry, which one is?
This is the Eye of the Storm?
- Saison.
- Zach if you want to, just get that beer.
You don't have to prove you're a man with your glass.
- I don't, I don't want that.
I don't want some fruit flavored beer, you know.
I want a beer that tastes like dirt, like you guys.
So joke's over, which is what it was and yeah,
I'll take what he had.
- We're outta that.
- I'll take that one then.
- Actually, we're out of both of those.
- You're out of both of those?
- Yeah, yeah, keg's empty so.
- I'll have the Rock Dragon Hammerhead.
You can give this to some girl or something.
- You got it.
- What are you doing? 40?
- 40's the new 20.
- Brave Man Swamp Monster, that one.
- Okay, you got it.
- Swamps are known for their--
So much stuff in there.
I'll have the Rusty Nail Cask Ale instead of this, actually.
Got it wrong, oops.
You know what, I actually meant the
Dusky Oakblood Pigscale, that one.
The roses are driving?
- They're working the pedals.
(laughter)
- Guns Are Cool Sex with Hot Girls.
Wrong again, someone else can drink that.
How are those?
- Great. - Good, yeah.
- Cool.
("Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")
- You know what?
I'll take the Powerful Rage Filled Uncle actually.
- Trouble picking a beer over there?
- Yeah, I guess it's, sometimes--
What is this?
- To drink that one, you kiss it.
- You know what, I think I'm done with beer.
I'll have an Old Fashioned, how about that?
- [Bartender] Sure.
- Yep, going on to liquor, Old Fashioned.
Feeling like liquor tonight, gonna get a little crazy, cool.
- Op almost forgot.
Old Fashioned.
- Cheers guys.
- Cheers.
- Hi it's Zach from College Humor, thanks for watching.
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