Well, I'd love to help y'all with chores,
but me and Charlie got some homework to do.
We're already done.
You snitch!
I wasn't trying to be a snitch.
Are you now?
Yep! He made it so easy.
Oh, that's great, thanks Dylan.
No problem.
Well, I would love to help y'all do the chores,
but... wanna play poker?
What?
Poker?
Uh, no, why don't you take out the trash?
Take out the trash? Heh, do you know who I am?
Uh yeah, a kid who has chores in this house.
Man.
One day that's going to work.
I'm glad Dylan was able to help Charlie.
-Me too. -Heh, me three.
He was able to help you, right?
Yup, he had answers for everything.
Okay, let's review homework.
First question, how many miles did Mary walk?
Dylan, your answer?
Who cares? Mary needs a car.
That is not the answer.
Oh no.
It looks like your answer's wrong, too,
it looks like all your answers are wrong, Charlie.
Dylan, what did you do?
This is not good.
-You can say that again. -This is not good.
Okay, okay, relax, relax.
Oh, you don't think you need to take this seriously?
Look, I don't care about Mary,
I'm trying to get my rap career on point.
-Your rap career? -Yeah.
Okay... I'll tell you what,
let's have... a rap battle.
Say what now, huh?
Yeah, I will battle you, and if you win,
you can take this home and do it again.
What about me?
I'll let you both do it.
Okay, do it, Dylan!
Nah man, you don't want to do that to yourself.
Yeah son, I'm trying to do that to myself.
Are you serious right now?
Yes.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Spit your game.
Okay.
♪ My name is Young Dylan I don't need this class ♪
♪ By the time I'm 15 I'll be ridin' with pizzazz ♪
♪ With my house on the lake And my Rolly Dom Bizzle ♪
♪ Just be out here Tryin; to teach in the middle ♪
[applause]
♪ Okay, I'm a teacher I've heard this before ♪
♪ You think that you're special But you need to learn more ♪
♪ You got some talent That I can see ♪
♪ But what you don't understand Is how much you need me ♪
[applause]
♪ I don't need you I told you what I do ♪
♪ You standin' there lookin' Like it's truly hurtin' you ♪
♪ You're out of your league You don't even know it ♪
♪ You comin' at me 'cause Your weakness keeps showin' ♪
[applause]
♪ Look here my little young MC ♪
♪ Don't you see the problem With you and me? ♪
♪ I got the knowledge The power? I got it ♪
♪ You might have the talent But don't have the wallet ♪
♪ You better run quick before I hit you with this slip ♪
♪ If you don't be careful You'll be broke before you know it ♪
[applause]
I can go all day.
You're pretty good.
Hey I have an idea.
What about we rap the answers to all these questions?
Hmm, that's dope.
Come on up Dylan, we'll teach the class a rap
that will answer all of these equations.
Go on!
Or are you chicken?
[class ooo-ing]
Calm down, calm down, calm down.
I got this, let's go.
Oh come on, let's go.
♪ Hey, I say Ms., You say Holy, Ms... ♪
Holt?
Yeah, we'll try it again, let's go.