Alright, “Do you have any Valentine’s day plans?”
Uh, ok who wrote that?
Who sent that in?
“Do you have any Valentine’s Day...”
Actually, for Valentine’s Day – me and my wife, we’re gonna
be at NBA All-Star weekend,
which is kinda cool.
I had this idea–
I had this idea, though, for
for Valentine’s Day.
So, I had this pitch, because I’ve already done a video with Tan,
so I was like, I would love to do a thing with Antoni.
You know,
where he has to teach me how to make a Valentine’s Day meal,
but I can’t use avocado.
So both of us are at a disadvantage:
I have to cook and he can’t use avocado.
He’s like, “This is the simplest recipe. We’re just gonna make guacamole.”
And I’m like, “You’re not really making anything, Antoni.”
So I’d want Antoni to really, like, work.
And then also, teach me how to cook.
“Can you sing the Patriot Act theme song live?”
Okay.
I actually wrote original lyrics to the Patriot Act theme song.
I don’t know.
Wait, Dan,
can you help me with it?
Can you help me with it?
I’m gonna try it.
This is Dan from Digital you guys.
Okay, okay, here we go.
I’m gonna try it,
but if I miss a part,
you have to help me pick it up.
So what was it in the video?
[off-screen] Episodes on Sunday.
What is it? What is it?
[Dan talking off-screen]
Oh yeah, yeah.
[Dan talking off-screen]
And it’s like—
And then it goes,
What is it?
This is my favorite part:
What is it?
[Dan talking off-screen]
Oh yeah!
I’m just, you know,
I’m just trying to go platinum you guys.
Trying to put it out on iTunes.
“Ok, so are you gonna retake the SATs?”
That’s a great question.
Fun fact: I did retake the SATs for the show.
And,
I went to the Princeton Review with my Dad.
Like, we recreated the entire thing.
Like, my Dad drove me to the SATs.
He packed my lunch.
He waited for me. And I took the SATs.
And while I was there,
there were all these other rooms,
and different kids were taking different tests.
There was like the SAT, the LSAT, the MCAT.
And when I was walking through the hallways,
there were like a bunch of kids, and they were like,
“What are you doing here?”
And I was like, “Oh, I’m taking the SAT.”
And they were like, “Alright man, best of luck.”
And they just got back to studying.
But it was crazy, it was really hard.
I could not concentrate that long.
But there were these kids, they were just lapping me.
They were like 16.
They were just like, and I’m like,
“I don’t know how to get the volume of a rhombus.”
It was crazy.
Alright here we go: “Did Marie Kondo help you spark joy?”
This is from Charmy.
Yeah, Marie’s awesome.
She’s amazing.
I bought so many more pens.
You know the pen? It’s the Uni-Ball Vision Elite.
I love that pen.
That pen is incredible.
When I write, I’m like, “I should write more.”
But we don’t write anymore.
It’s awesome, I bought like another fifty.
Um, yeah.
And she did come back and just clean up the room.
Just off of, like, principal.
She’s like, “You need to do it.”
And I’m like, “Please, will you clean it up?”
And she’s like, “Alright.”
She has a lot of energy too, by the way.
She’s just running off of pure joy.
“What shoes are you gonna wear at the NBA celebrity All-Star game?”
I’m gonna wear Allbirds or Airwalks.
Eddie, you haven’t laughed at any of the jokes tonight.
[off-screen] No! That was funny!
Eddie’s like on my team, and you’re like, “HA HA!”
[off-screen] I would love to see you in Allbirds, man.
It would be amazing.
[off-screen] Oh, it would be great.
Yeah, yeah.
[off-screen] You’ll break both your ankles, but...
I would roll both of my ankles immediately.