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what's up everybody welcome back to my
channel today I have a very special
guest we have Shane Dawson in the
building I have never felt uglier this
looks like when you like get it online
versus when it comes oh it's bad but
listen okay so so I recently did Shane
Dawson's podcast it was so much fun and
I'm like okay who has glammed you and no
one not God so I thought you know what
we should give shame the jeffree star
makeover we're gonna give them our best
products today no drugstore for you
never alright so today we're gonna dive
into a bunch of makeup and we're gonna
see how much your face can take it I
literally have a wadded up tissue
because I sweat so much that I've been
okay we're gonna we're gonna give you
some good primer so a lot of these
products well I mean you've never seen
any of these products no that's kind of
the fun part as Shane does not know what
any of this stuff is so we're gonna dive
into some glamour and some filth so if
you want to see the transformation and
keep on watching the first step here is
primer okay okay
that's like paint yeah so you're we're
gonna prime the skin so the foundation
looks so laid right and there's a lot of
options here so we'll let you pick I
feel like we should use maybe one of the
world's most expensive primers on you
can I guess like everything you use on
me cannot yes or we have an option of
one with gold flakes in it real gold go
home so what do you think I mean look at
the packaging on both okay um I'm gonna
say this one's probably more expensive
because when people get like too fancy
and too glittery and [ __ ] it's fake this
is probably cheaper I feel like this was
probably like 80 bucks okay what about
the gold 175 that's it yeah you got now
this guy is it comes to all the
comparison this is $120 right okay we're
gonna try this one on you it's really
good I look at it no we're doing the
gold no do whatever you want
wait so I have a question so what before
I ever do anyone's makeup i always like
to touch their skin and what kind of
what kind of skin do you think you have
normal oily eyes
[ __ ] gross and crazy [ __ ] dry like
sometimes like my boyfriend will pick
off something and he'll rip it off and
it looks like a ruffle chip would you
ever eat it sometimes okay the gold one
is really good for oily skin I love it
and we're gonna it will just pull all
the stops we use this drugstore brush on
you Lucci that's expensive right yeah
they have their own makeup brushes now
all right oh look at the gold mm-hmm
that's nuts and then we're just gonna
okay yeah and you should be it's gonna
be no miss kidding there's no burning
now Shane does have facial hair so we're
just gonna do what mani MUA does and
just go over and around what's the plan
what do you want me to look like who's
my identity I want you to feel like
you're about to go on drag race as the
pretty girl with all the attitude she
goes home first I need you to be the
weird underdog okay it was annoying so
now it's never simple
datian we're gonna give you the full
coverage moment today there's a lot of
what would you do mean there's a lot of
bottles here well what gravitates to you
I think I like yeah this is my favorite
foundation of all time I'm not kidding
what is it oh the [ __ ] he did not know
that he's not where to God I might make
it was already done when he got here
this is Dior air flash it's like a spray
yes [ __ ] and then we have to I like to
mix oh I like to do too we're gonna give
you the world's most expensive
foundation this is $200 oh my god yep I
did a review on this and people were
like what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] and it's
really good so what we do here is we
close our eyes okay okay camera to your
forehead first oh I like that I like
that oh hold on don't open your eyes oh
now that's gonna look a little wild
mm-hmm and we're going to take this
foundation can
I mean easily that is not vegan can
y'all I know what why don't do it we're
gonna take you to the poison control
study I already did no you didn't wait
is it that okay now we're gonna use our
dampen Beautyblender we're gonna blend
Shane to Phil use your balls so we're
gonna bounce and buff your entire face
buff it like a car oh so I like to go on
the ear so in everything the match is
okay never forget the ears all right now
to conceal Shane's life and soul we're
gonna go in with the NARS soft matte
we're blending how do you feel about
things around your eyes I love it shove
a stick in my eye
okay good all right now it's time to
you've heard of baking right cake yes
we're gonna bake the make up a little
bit so this is everywhere where we put
concealer we're just gonna put loose
powder so it really sets it and does
increase okay
and today I'm using the little
dermablend loose setting powder this is
my favorite what does this remind you of
see I know you want me to say cocaine
but I wasn't cool enough to do drugs you
know I've never tried it that reminds me
of a powdered doughnut I love that all
right look at that you are looking so
matte like wow airbrushed now we're
gonna cover everyone we didn't do the
highlighting and concealing we're gonna
go in with a little the double
perfection luminaire from Chanel you
don't even have to face chin you look a
lot of people think that in person I may
have bad skin or I'm being real like a
lot of people think I ever videos girl
this is just like no that's literally
what you look like it's [ __ ] crazy
alright I really have been dying to
contour you and give you that just
chiseled hooker type of vibes me
so we're gonna go in with the benefit
cheat parade I'm obsessed with how the
smells
who's the guy whose best friends are Kim
Kardashian Oh Jonathan yes we're gonna
give you Jonathan cheekbones right Oh
so usually mani will start at his beard
line so you know I don't do a lot of men
have facial hair so I'm gonna start
where I think it would go oh yes have
you ever been doing somebody's makeup
and you were just like oh [ __ ] there's
no hope mm-hmm and you don't know what
to do
yeah like why are you sweating right now
amazing my old days at working at the
Mac counter someone would come in and
here's that girl okay ready to smell
this okay what is that like a coconut
beachy bronzer yeah vagina does it yeah
a nice clean summery one debatable I
haven't had a vagina and literally have
you ever i've years had sex with a girl
yeah several really yeah how was it um
miss spiritual I've had sex with a few
women so low this is like 10 years ago
and then I've had threesomes okay so you
know I'm you know we make out we you
know do other things and then you know
so you've eaten a [ __ ] before was this
back with your old teeth yes I caused a
lot of injuries you shady [ __ ]
yeah those razors that I had spod down
uh-huh okay now we're going now we're
gonna contour this nose and we're gonna
give you some surgery right now yes some
Serge yes look at looking look straight
ahead look at that nose girl she's
looking so sad the rocket is landed
mm-hmm all right now we're gonna do my
favorite thing on earth we're gonna
highlight you oh I love this [ __ ] okay I
love a blinding highlight I think it's
only fitting that we use the Eclipse
highlighter on you me and Manny's little
a blinding moment hmm
give it to me we're gonna do full
highlight then if you're down yeah oh
it's so pretty look at that in the light
the way it just shifts and moves oh by
the way on speaking of getting blinded
on the way here I almost died on the
freeway night while somebody died did
you really girl went crazy and her car
went and then flipped and you just said
went to the side and I almost got hit oh
you didn't stop and check on her
she's doing great that's the same like
this side of the freeways you like a
friend yeah oh my Chrissy you came
that's crazy you know I looked in the
back she was okay like she saw her dad I
saw her arm waving which I could have
mean I don't know what's right oh my god
you know this really so many accidents
every day in California yeah why
although my can everyone's from
different states so shouldn't you be
able to know how to drive you that looks
like I just bit into a greasy Crunchwrap
yeah oh yes yes
okay to make sure that all the powder is
settled that it's gonna mend and blend
all together we're just gonna do a
little setting spray so close your eyes
okay another blast of the face this is a
little more calming and soothing chill
oh oh
okay guys now we are about to move on to
eyes oh my god I think I thought you
could take some eyeshadow of take it you
can take it at all he's taken a lot to
his face throughout the years my face
can make up beating it can so we're just
gonna go in a little Mac painterly pot
this to prime my lids what kind of look
are you feeling today something easy and
breezy mm-hmm
something like just like go to Target
get stared at okay so we Renee is the
new sunset nataschab de Nona palette
take a guess of how much this baby is
Shane knows nothing about makeup you
guys are prices for this company is from
Israel and they make a really amazing
makeup what's the price for this guy
oh I don't want to offend anybody it's
okay it looks cheap well cause of this
this tell me why okay from a from a
Doozer perspective let people know that
that's like what I get in my box of
macaroon the ship the shave me like that
a little weird that one's chocolate no
coffee ignore
so eyeshadow palettes usually range from
like 20 to 40 dollars
this is 129 he shook if it was that
expensive can't they just put the names
below them they can I don't know why
they don't everybody I know every brand
owner has a reasoning I'm not sure why
it's in here a lot of people actually
pull this thing out like I think you can
probably cut it out or rip it off it's a
little bizarre I know
so for $129 you get these colors I'm
feeling a little kind of sunset moment
for you a little spirituality and we're
just gonna we're just gonna go right in
with this orange what's the name of her
we gotta flip this damn go dust horizon
hot cheeto does we're using hot cheeto
dust as the crease color we're using
puffy Cheetos nice and then we're gonna
do hot flaming Cheetos in the crease
alright now we're gonna go in with the
flamin hot cheetos color called pan gin
and we're just gonna dark in the crease
and just let her have it I'm trying to
picture with no brows right now but you
did a drag transformation before right
and they covered your eyebrow your
eyebrows why not just sound some
Southern my eyebrows are insane
sometimes I'll pick an eyebrow off and
it'll be like longer than my pubes well
the hair yeah it's like crazy I like
them I've ever gotten them threaded or
like trimmed a long time ago I try and I
was crying yeah what do we want to do
this one is so pretty or this one what
are you drawn to that one cuz I feel
like we've already seen that we've seen
her she's been done makeup is messy
mm-hmm like it looks gross you know I
mean like if it goes everywhere
everywhere like you guys think this is
probably so glamorous like this looks
it's not you should do a video where you
show that like what I'm in chaos it's no
it's miss Wylde have you ever put makeup
on your penis like to be funny um only
when I better close his eyes he's peas
doing the thing we do why not you're
peaking up from the other don't try it
yeah I contour my shaft a lot if I did
that it would disappear
oh wait wait what do you contour it when
it's flopping or when it's hard when
it's hard and
and so then when it goes back down it
just looks really like give me that one
okay so I'm putting on this metallic and
what's happy said it burned a little
yeah well it burns a lot no it doesn't
but ya like it but is that normal
because it's like sparkly I mean it
shouldn't hurt like your eyes feel
inflamed
yeah no they're not watering like it
burns no this one's fatter you don't you
can't see it my skin is really sensitive
like last night I pissed spilled a whole
bottle of fireball on me don't ask and I
had oh it was like red and crazy I'm
gonna be into sensitive okay all right
now we're gonna have you look up
actually and we're gonna stab you in the
eyes and do some water line okay your
eyes water for real like or no no see no
Shane used to wear eyeliner every single
day and we're just gonna give you a
flashback of the old days
do you remember what eyeliner you used
to wear I never I wore it once oh how
did that feel take it take it
Oh looks so pretty though we got one
side done if your water lane you're
gonna fix it up you lean back and we let
the water seep back into your skull yes
or just what I do when I get sad every
day let it pour you can take this dirty
tissue that you wiped your hole with and
yeah and you can like take a little
piece like that and and lightly press it
in if you're only not even wondering
anymore there we go okay mm-hmm now
we're gonna smoke out the under eye a
little bit with how do you how would you
say that Sania Sania Sania I'm hanging
it in trouble no and then we have
volcano that's an easy one we know okay
oh yeah volcano Bermuda atmosphere all
right so we're gonna use the color that
I don't how to pronounce and we're gonna
have a hue look up again a lot of lookin
ups let me know if you need to water or
take a breather so what is this
we're just smoking out the under eyes so
it looks really sultry mmm-hmm
and just really accentuates your
feelings and curious how this is gonna
end up because usually with makeup I
just look like an old lady okay like it
like Golden Girls or what kind of lady
or like I know Oh like you're an old
alcoholic aunt who left her husband for
a woman you know I mean mm-hmm I'm like
sounds like my family okay and quickly
before we do my scare I just want to say
that I love your eyebrows I think
they're so cool and I don't want to like
emphasize them because they're already
like defined and stunning so I don't
want to make them look like huge blocks
of color on your face so we're just
gonna let them be natural today it is
okay to be natural you guys I mean look
at me okay now we're gonna take my
favorite benefit roller lash and take
these eyes to the next level so we're
gonna have you look down not closed just
like down exactly like that when I was a
little fat kid all like the ladies would
be like oh you really should lose weight
you have such pretty eyelashes oh I
would so lap someone that said that to
me your real lashes are actually like
enormous they're so stunning I'm like
wow God look at those bedroom eyes I
live bedroom eyes you want some of this
dude all right mascara is done it looks
so pretty
Joris if your eyes could take some
lashes tell me the why I look like
Ursula okay let's see what we got here
oh these spiky wands okay on today I'm
Shane we're gonna use a little these
ones are called petit mm I mean from a
cake based Beauty these are really
pretty and spiky look how long they are
cake face that's not really me it's
literally my life and now we're gonna
try to put these eyelashes on I'm
excited my little princess is coming
together so this is gonna feel a little
wet nothing new for you okay and we're
just going to place these down right on
the lash line let me know if that hurts
or pokes oh those are so pretty yes
Shane MUA
you're see I'm seeing it more and more
I'm literally any love it oh my god
Manny he's coming for you baby I look
like him don't I that's so weird
it looks like us I'm good oh my god
oh those lashes are up to God right now
look at those spiders look at the
spiders okay the last step besides
setting spray is lip so I'm gonna Lee
what kind of lip are you feeling a new
to read a black I'm doing or yellow
you're so funny
here's a baby girl I love you I love you
girl [ __ ] sex babe all right what lip
are we feeling
what does made me do I nude I want to be
I want it I want you to do Manny like on
me and then I want to steal her throne
okay great so we're gonna do a nude I
actually have a new lip called hunty
okay hunty yeah there's gonna be a good
camel like nude on you oh alright so
we're gonna go in with a velour liquid
lipstick shade hunty it is a gorgeous
warm tone camel nude and this is kiss
proof so you can make out with people
you can just feel it up all right baby
let's put this on you like a makeup
person on YouTube I think it's time you
think I could turn a little let them see
that that pretty little [ __ ] mouth of
yours wow I feel so much better about
myself right now mmm this is great look
at that lip it is stunning
mmm I mean I'm actually Mandy this is
weird
I love it so the only thing we're
missing is setting spray we got a lock
in the makeup make sure it does not move
anywhere so you can go about your day
I love moons I love little dogs and you
love me and Laura lein oh my god my best
fuse always don't do it honey all right
let's get our engines ready and may the
best woman win all right chill to head
back and just feel the fantasy yeah
whoa do you feel sad Oh friend life did
you inhale some I did a little bit yes
okay my lungs are burning yes it looks
like let's let you really get an acute
glucose and roll look at that [ __ ]
bee
yes Moki I it looks better on camera in
real life Oh God is that what my face
looks like look at my eyebrows and love
look at that one you see that one look
at it look at that whoa that is a long
hair that is holy [ __ ] I almost want to
pluck that one it's do it do it weird Oh
let me see if I can pull it out with
these oh it didn't work
your hair your eyebrows are like
titanium how it that one is never coming
out let me try to just do one okay oh my
god they don't his hair it's like so
like it's almost like steel wool when
you like clean your sink they do not
know that's cuz I'm a birch as a beast
honey
okay this look is [ __ ] stunning I
think you look so just like you're ready
you're ready to go [ __ ] get on your
knees I think cut to me in my car eating
Taco Bell alright you guys of course
this is the final look how do you feel
baby
honestly like no jokes I feel really
pretty I love it it looks really cool
it's very different and he does not wear
makeup on that daily so for someone to
take that amount of makeup to their eyes
and not water Cheers
I'm all out of tears but came over fresh
out thank you so much for watching we
also filmed another video on Shane's
channel with the hope that we do a girl
we watched hate videos it was severe so
everything will be linked down below
don't forget to subscribe to Shane's
Channel I think the whole YouTube
community's already subscribed but if
you are not already
you better [ __ ] do it so everything
is down in the description box and go we
play the intro like 17 more times cuz
that's what I'm about to do alright you
guys thank you so much for watching
mwah bye guys Wow
yes Alyssa Edwards she better work what
was my stomach it's clean
oh I just notice my gross hairy neck I
know this whole mezzo joint of a contour
it is that a mole does I have a big mole
I never even noticed Missy
tickle it's my trademark it's a little
freckle ha ha ha I've got a work rue
d'assas
if I was 12 I would shove that my butt a
hundred percent I put a baggie over it I
haven't I just have to thank you so now
we're gonna dust have you ever seen a
rosebud no no that's how Australian
people say no did it ruin our nah no no
move his hair let's move your lace front
good today
have you ever came and then you didn't
have a rag so you just do that no I used
to going this oh she's feeling snatched
my face sucks what