(Narrator) Previously on Pretty Little Liar Spoof.
They keep talking about how they've seen this dark figure.
I don't get it. Meet at the abanoned warehouse 9 pm.
Guys? Where's Aria?
(screaming)
- That was Aria! - Let's go!
She's gone.
Wait, what's that?
It's a dead end, Hanna. Aria's gone.
No, I see it too.
A dead end is kinda hard to miss, guys.
No, Em. Behind you there's an A clue.
What you talking about?
- Behind you. - A clue! A clue!
- Is it to my right? - No!
- Is it to my left? - Yes! A clue!
(Blues' Clues "We Just Figured Out Blues' Clues" plays)
Look, there's a message.
"Aria has been kidnapped. Follow the clues to get her back, bitches. -A"
Great, now they're taking us on a wild goose chase. It won't be long before the police get involved.
We can't let the po-po get in this. They'll be all over us.
Guys, look.
Oh my God, we should follow them.
They probably know what's going on.
This could be our big break. We really should catch them while we still can.
(crickets)
We almost had Red Coat last night.
Do you think standing there for an hour before chasing them was too long?
Of course not. We were right on their tail.
That red coat and hair reminded me of Alison.
Everything reminds you of Alison.
Maybe if we have a flashback we'll know where to start looking for clues.
It was a great idea to have a sleepover, Ali.
I know. You probably only showed up for the free candy and junk food, huh Hanna?
Do you guys wanna braid each other's hair?
The hair on your head or the hair under your armpits?
It's time for a shave, Spence. Or maybe a clipping in your case.
Why don't we watch some movies?
Oh Aria, you're here? You're so unnoticeable sometimes. Even with those tacky red highlights.
I like your outfit, Ali.
You aren't looking at my outfit. You're looking at my body because you want to f**k me.
You're cute though, Emily. I wonder what it would feel like to kiss you.
Um... did you wanna kiss me?
Do I look like a dyke to you?
- But you just said... - I'm bored. You bitches bore me.
What a bitch.
A sexy bitch.
Wait, do you guys remember her saying something weird to Aria that night?
Wow, you bitches had to come back to the same flashback to remember what I said. Pathetic.
I've got an idea. Why don't we play truth or dare?
Here's the truth for you. If someone kidnapped you they'd probably leave you at that empty magic shop on main street
next to that floral shop with the red bricks on the corner.
Hefty knows where I'm talking about because she goes to the cupcake factory across the street from it everyday at three o'clock.
It's the only time you'll ever see her run to get somewhere.
Ugh! I wanna slap her so much right now.
We've gotta check out that empty magic shop.
You guys do that while I look on my laptop for more clues.
Wait, why aren't you coming with us?
Because I'll be on my laptop.
But we have the evidence we need. You don't need to be on your laptop.
Hanna, we don't have time to argue. Just go.
Toby, what are you doing here?
I came to make out with you.
Where's your shirt?
It fell off.
Right. Well, I can't make out right now. I'm working on something.
- Working on what? - Something for... school.
- You're lying. - No I'm not.
Fine. Whatever you say... A.
Wait. What did you just say?
I haven't A clue what you're talking about, Spencer.
Why are you talking like that?
I should get back to work. Don't want my boss's face to get red with anger.
What just happened?
She should be in here somewehere.
Yeah, well, I don't see her.
Hanna, are you okay?
It's just... they closed the cupcake factory and... I never got to say goodbye.
I could use use a hug, Em.
Seriously, Hanna? Aria is missing and you're thinking about cupcakes?
Hanna? Emily?
Thank God, you're all right.
Finally! What took you guys so long?
We had to figure out A's clues.
I thought I was going to be locked in here for days.
The door wasn't locked...
Yeah, and how did you untie or unchain yourself?
They didn't tie me up.
So you've been in here for a whole night... not chained up... with the door unlocked?
Yeah.
That must have been so scary.
We're glad you made it trough this. Did you see who kidnapped you?
No, I only remember seeing a red coat.
Red Coat strikes again.
C'mon, let's get back to Spencer.
Um. The door's locked.
What?
(fart noise)
(takes a number two)