*Super Mario World - Title Screen - Piano Version*
*BUMP SFX*
Mario: Mamaf***er!
Mario: *singing and retarded gibberish in same time*
Mario: Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!!
Toad: You... stupid... b*tch!
Mario: *Keeps singing*
Peach: *Deep voice* Mario!
Mario: Oh, very scary!
Peach: Help me!
Mario: Sh*t!
Peach says the Kingdom's budget has completely ran out.
Mario: Oh no!
Mario: I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!!!
Mario: La, la, la!
Peach: *incomprehensible yet, sad tone*
Peach: WHOOSH!
Mario: Whaa?! Hey!
Peach: Hahaha, I take that!
Mario: Aw hell no!
Luigi: Go weegee- WAAAH!
Mario: Waah... Ahoohoohohohohoho!
Peach: B*tch!
Mario: Grrr! GRRRRRRR!!!
Mario: Shut the f*ck up!
*Machine gun*
*Mario's phone ringing*
Mario: WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU WAAANT?!?!
Mario: Hello?
Random dude: WAZZU(glitch)
GPS: Wassup, bro. You got a new spaghetti order.
Mario: Mamaf***er!
GPS: Don't be like that. Think positive.
Mario: Fine!
GPS: B*tch!
Mario: Oh! Watch it!
Mario: Mama Mia...
Mario: Yahoooooo...
*DING DONG*
Ruffman8890: Hello?
*Wind Howling SFX, Eggman shouts "Pingas" multiple times*
Ruffman8890: Ooh!
Mario: *imitate dog growls*
Mario: No! GRRR!
Ruffman8890: Alright, guy.
*Theme of Titanic played* Mario: *heartbroken* Come back...! Come back....!
Mario: Hm? Da f*ck?
Po: Would you like some TUBBY CUSTARD? TUBBY CUSTARD!
Ruffman8890: Wh-Wha... Wow, it's... Wha-?
Po: WHAT?!
Jontron: Oooooh!
*Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows played* Random guys: AAAAAAAH!
Ruffman8890: HOLY SH*T!!!
- Ruffman8890: Oh my God! *slurping* - Po: Hahaha! What the f*ck is this shit?
Mario: GRRR! YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!! *Angry yell*
Po: What the f*cking-?! *screaming of fear*
Mario: GET OVER HERE! Po: *Keeps screaming, and then sing "Russian'rolled"*
Heavy: KABOOM!
Mario: You don't... F**K... with Mario!
GPS: Don't let it get to you. This is to make money for Peach, not to show off how awesome spaghetti is.
GPS: Oh f*ck!
*Mario imitates car noise*
Toad: WHAT?!
*Mario's retarded gibberish*
Toad: Hmm? *BUMPS at the ground* What the f*ck?!
Toad: OH! Yahoo!
Mario: For FREEE~!
Toad: Nom nom nom!
Mario: Hey! That was pretty good!
*Mario crying*
Po: GAAAY~!
Random dude 2: Yeees~?
Mario: Hohoho! *sings* Do you believe in magic?
Random dude 2: Get the f*ck off my property!
GPS: Wait a minute. Where the hell is Mario?
Mario: *sings* And don't forget-a meat-a balls! I'm-a going to get you!
Random dude 3: Ow, f*ck!
Mario: Hohoho! I GOT you!
Random dude 4: This is BULLSH*T!!!
Mario: Wahaa! Spaghetti number 1!
Mario: Yeah, ha ha ha!
FM54321: Gaaay~!
FM54321: Uh-oh! *SCREAMING*
Mario: You're not going anywhere, motherfucker!
Mario: You... you think you're going away!
FM54321: I leaving no harm.
FM54321: EEP!
FM54321: AAAAAAH!!!
Mario: Spaghetti~!
Mario: NO!!!
Koopa Troopa: *groans*
Mario: Ooooh... Mama Mi- WOAAAH!!!
Po: I'LL END YOU!!! I WANNA KICK YOUR A**, OKAY?!
- Mario: GRRR! - Po: B*TCH!
Mario: Don't let me slap you!
Po: I threw it on the GROOUUND!!!
Mario: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!
*Po sings 'Haters Gonna Hate' Rap*
- Mario: Spaghetti! - Po: Tubby Custard
- Mario: GRR! SPAGHETTI!!! - Po: *demonic voice* TUBBY CUSTARD!!!
Mario: Hm? Hahahaaa! WHOAAAAAOH!!!
- Po: Get out of there! Get the f*ck outta here! - Mario: *Pain grunts*
- Mario: NO!!! - Po: Why won't you die?!
Mario: YIAAHOHOHOHOOO! The horror... Mama Mia...
Po: Tubby custard, B*TCH!
*Theme of Transformers played*
Po: WHOAOWW!!! COME ON!!! COME AT BRO! COME ON!!!
Mario: GRR! *blow soccer whistle*
Mario: Let's-a go! I'm-a going to get you!
- Mario: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! - Po: Do you want a cookie?
- Mario: NOOOO!!! F*CK THIS SH*****T!!! - FTW BOOM guy: WHAT THE FU- *BOOOM!!!*
Mario: Yahooo... Oh man...
GPS: Nice fighting, d*ckface. Boy, you fight like a sissy. At least you got the money for Peach, right?
- *Pops SFX* - Mario: Uh-oh!
Mario: For FREEE~!
Mario: I'm-a going to get you!
Random dude 3: Ow, f*ck!
- Peach: Mario? - Mario: AAH!
Mario: AAAH! AAAH! WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!
Peach: Huh?
Mario: AAAAAAAH!!! RUN, B*TCH, RUUUN!!!
CG Subtitles by - (Halomaster0715) Edited by - (Roselia Shaolin (Rosie the Echidna - Chaos))