[Bored like] Hello and welcome to
"Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
He's your host,
Jory Caron.
And I'm your sidekick,
Riley McIlwain.
We love our jobs.
Yay.
We get to play with Slinkies.
Donated by Nick Polard.
Whoopie.
Hooray.
So, uh, we're gonna stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Boom] All: Whoa!
[Fire Extinguisher Spray]
Let's get out of here! Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work? You're dumb.
The masks! They do nothing!
Stopping, stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two point five!
[Door closes]
"Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
[Microwave Beep]
[Slinky rattling] Let's find out, here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is one of the concerns, even though we know it's pointless.
That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield, it's to protect our nuts, cause nobody likes roasted nuts.
Let's go.
I'm pissed.
You're not pissed, your emotion-less.
[Slinky rattling]
We also have this fan to circulate the air, and as "always" the G.E. turntable microwave oven.
Ow, that hurt.
Let's go ahead and put the Slinky in there.
I wonder how long I should put it in there for.
(Jon) Slink-minutes!
Seven Minutes.
Thirty seven. Ready, let's go and do this.
[Slinky Rattles]
Looking good so far, you've got a slinkety-dink spark show going on.
You know, I was expecting more-- oo!
Maybe I spoke too soon.
(Jory) I'm going in there to hit a minute plus.
Go, go, go! Hurry up!
Jory's going to add more time!
(Jory) There's no minute plus!
There we go. There's the light show we were looking for.
Thats a really bright light.
Yeah, that's like the blue beacon of Slinky hope.
Is that yellow sustaining flame, the middle Slinky moltonizing?
Is there a pool of lava?
I guess we could kill a Terminator.
Alright let's kill it in a minute then.
Wow, I'm seeing some cool lights-- holy, do you not see the shadow.
Yeah I can.
Wow that's really neat looking.
That's awesome.
It's like the shadow of the Slinky.
So can still see the shadow, it shows up with the blue light.
That is really neat. Alright, guys, let's check that out, that was a Slinkarific show.
[Slinky rattling]
Go for it.
Oh, it's on fire still.
It's the plastic ring.
The actual part of the microwave?!
Wow! I see blue flames
Somehow the Slinky has fused itself to the bottom.
Wow! I think that's what happens though, when, oh. I think it still works, you just break off this part.
We broke the plate and the little turn thing
look at Jackie! She's a f[beep]king trooper!
Guys, look at that!
Wow! What did you just take off?
The sticker. It was peeling off.
Look how clean she once was.
That was the old color. It's like the before and after of a Billy Mays infomercial.
It's kinda hot, I can feel it through the gloves.
So what do you think Jory? Is this Slink-tastic, or a Slink-mistake?
Slinkies are a lot of fun, I think.
I had a blast during pre-production. It was awesome.
The Slinky actually burnt in half, Look at my hands from touching Jackie!
Yeah. You look like a coal miner with those hands.
She's a dirty girl! A dirty girl!
Dirty girl!
So that's about it for "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host, Jory Caron.
(Riley:) Dirty girl!
(Jon) And Riley's a dirty girl!
Dirty girl!
...pre production, it was awesome!
But. OW OW! Oh, my nose!
Thanks, man.
That's what sidekicks are for.
Oh, that's awesome.
Aw! Isn't that cute.
Wait, we spell Jackie with a y?
I thought it was just an i?
I thought it was an i e, you spelled it wrong. Haven't you been watching the show for the last several weeks!
Jackie is going to be pissed at you!
You can spell Jackie plenty of ways!
Well, thats not how we spell it on our show.
There's an i in it to.
There you go, i e.