- Howdy, howdy, howdy fruit-lovers!
Welcome back to The Juice,
everybody's favorite show produced entirely by produce!
(laughs)
With me, as always, are all my friends,
including my best friend, Pear!
- For the last time, we are not best friends!
- Sorry, can't hear you, no ears!
(laughs)
What's today's prompt, best friend in the whole wide world?
(laughs)
- All right, today Kristian Rules wants to know,
what video game character we'd choose to be.
- Oh, that's a good one!
- I love it so much!
Yay!
- Then pour me a tall glass of chatter and sass
'cause I wanna know what's The Juice?
- I mean, I'm happy to go first
and take the one everybody's thinking of.
Mario!
- I wasn't thinking of Mario.
- Neither was I.
- Why would you wanna be Mario?
(laughs)
- Why wouldn't you?
Think of everything Mario can do:
jump really high, shoot fireballs,
breathe under water, fly, come back to life multiple times,
plus he has extensive knowledge about plumbing.
- Oh, good point about the plumbing.
You can save yourself a pretty penny
if you know your way around pipes.
- Okay, so Mario's actually a really good choice.
Who knew?
- Well if Pear's Mario, then I wanna be Luigi!
- No!
(laughs)
- We do have fun, don't we best friend?
- No, we don't!
- I'd be Minecraft Steve!
- Why is that, Marshie?
- Because I love everything about my life,
and since I already spend all my free time in Minecraft,
this way, very little about my life would have to change.
(laughs)
- So lemme get this straight,
you wouldn't wanna be something really cute
like Kirby or Pikachu?
- Hmm, they are really cute.
- [Midget Apple] Or Yoshi?
- Oh, so cute!
- [Grapefruit] Or Tom Nook?
- Oh, oh my gosh, it's all so cute I can barely handle it.
I wanna change my answer!
- So, you no longer like Minecraft Steve?
- No, I do!
I love Minecraft Steve.
Okay, I change my answer back.
- So you don't like Tom Nook?
(stutters)
- Stop!
Guys, stop toying with Marshmallow.
We'll be here all day!
- Oh, thank you.
I just have so much love to give.
- For me, it's an easy call.
I'd pick Pac-Man.
Getting to spend my entire day running around,
getting exercise, and eating stuff?
You kidding me?
Sounds like a dream come true.
Of course, they'd have to call me Six-Pack Man.
(laughs)
- Why's that? Why would they have to call you that?
You know, 'cause of my stomach, six-pack.
- You don't have a six-pack.
- Well, of course you can't see it
under the studio lighting.
(laughs)
- You have zero stomach definition.
- I have an idea!
You could yourself Zero-Pack Man.
(laughs)
- Listen, I will out-lift anybody here!
Who wants to go?
Lift-off, right here!
Right now!
- I challenge you to lift the spirits of a child in need.
- Not in the mood Mashie.
- I challenge you to lift your tongue
all the way to your eyeball.
- You either, Orange!
- Whoa!
All Zero-Pack is taking zero guff.
(laughs)
- You know, Pac-Man also gets chased by ghosts.
You'd be okay with that?
- Bro, I'm haunted by inner demons,
every moment of everyday.
- Okay then.
- Well I'd choose to be Kratos.
Not only is he super big and strong,
but I think It's just really funny
how he shouts "boy" at everybody.
- Wait, so you're telling me--
- Quiet, boy!
- That seems uncalled for.
- Boy, be quiet.
(laughs)
Yeah, this is too fun.
- Boy!
(laughs)
- Boy!
- Well, if someone doesn't break this loop,
we're gonna be here all day.
- Shout boy at me!
Yay.
- Um, should I?
Can I?
- I don't know, can you?
- Um--
- Orange, who would you choose to be?
- Well, it's kinda funny that you bring it up.
I kinda, sorta all ready made it happen.
- Made what happen?
Are you saying you became a video game character?
- Yeah, I had a procedure done.
- Bro, what are you talking about?
- Well, I got to thinking about Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
How cool it was that he could just says "get over here"
and people would actually go over to him.
It's something I've always had trouble with.
- Yeah, 'cause you're annoying
and no one wants to be around you.
- Pear's right, I'm misunderstood and super awesome.
- That's not what I--
- So anyway, now I can do this:
hey Sub-Zero, get over here!
(all screaming)
Pretty cool, huh?
- Is he--
- My friend?
Why, yes he is.
Can't you see how close to me he's sitting?
- We have to get out of here!
- And, I'm already really good with it.
I can already touch it to my...
Wait, Pear?
Where are you going?
- Um
- Get over here!
- I'd rather not.
- Pear, please.
Get over here!
- Okay.
- Hooray for friendship!
- I couldn't agree more!
- [Both] Yay!
- Everyone, get in here.
Group hug!
Grapefruit, get over here!
- Yep, yep!
- Little Apple, get over here!
- Right away!
- This is so nice, everyone's my friend!
Now, who thinks they're my best friend?
- Um...
- Uh...
- Er...
- Anyone?
(all speaking)
(laughs)
- Thanks for watching The Juice everyone!
Don't forget to leave a prompt in the comments
for our next episode.
'Till then, keep your friends close.
(laughs)
- Help us!
- Get over here!
(all screaming)