[The Exorcist theme music plays]
-Shut up!
[cheerful music playing]
[doorbell rings]
-So who else is coming over?
-What do you mean, man?
-For the party. Where's everyone else?
[siren wails in distance]
-That's the best part.
Just the two of us, having a good ol' slumber party.
Come on, man.
I got you one, too.
Isn't this the greatest sleepover ever?
-[hiccups]
-What was that sound?
-What?
-That "[hiccup]" sound.
-I hiccuped. [hiccups]
-Oh, my God, dude.
You're possessed!
-Dude, I just have hiccups; it's not that big of a deal.
[hiccups]
[crackling sound]
-[roaring] -Oh, my God!
-What?
-You have a demon living inside you.
I saw this on The History Channel once.
There was once a man named Ebenezer Splooge.
He lived in the great mountains of Kansas
with his beautiful wife Penny.
They were happy and oh-so-go-lucky
and then one day, Ebenezer and Penny
drank homemade booze from their toilet bowl
and got what they thought were hiccups,
but they were wrong.
Oh so wrong.
You see, this was long before video games and crap,
so hiccups were the only fun people could have,
but their fun was about to turn deadly.
Oh so deadly.
The hiccups just got worse
and then came the burning,
then the blindness,
and then, the worst part of all...
the part that still haunts me to this day.
-What happened?
-I don't know.
I got bored and changed the channel.
But when I changed it back,
they were all dead.
-[hiccups]
Oh, my God, dude, you gotta help me!
-I know just the man.
Hey, thanks for coming on such a short notice, Doctor...
Drew... Peacock?
-Not a problem.
-Do you really think an exorcism is the only option? [hiccup]
-Yes, I do.
-Aw, sweet, this is gonna be so awesome!
-Get the f--k out of here!
-[whining]: But I wanna watch.
-I can't perform exorcisms with a Bieber haircut here.
Now get out!
-Fiiine!
-Okay, so my method is very dangerous,
so I need you to pay very close attention
to what I'm about to say.
In order to kill the demon,
I have to kill myself so my spirit can fight him.
So, right after I kill myself with this pill,
I need you to revive me with this antidote within five seconds
or I will be permanently dead.
Got it?
Okay, good.
[gulps pill]
Five seconds! Go!
-Sorry, what?
-[mumbles indistinctly]
[groaning/choking]
[body thuds]
-Oh, sh--[hiccup]
-[sighs softly]
I can't believe I'm looking at a limp lifeless Drew Peacock.
-This was my first experience with Drew Peacock. [hiccup]
What is this world gonna do without Drew Peacock inside it?
-Rest in peace, you old hairy Drew Peacock.
-Man, Drew Peacock's already getting stiff.
We need to get him out of here.
I'll grab the head and you can handle the shaft.
-Okay...whoa, what?
-What?
-All right, so I got this other guy coming over
and he's done plenty of exorcisms in my family,
so we should be good, man. -[hiccups]
[doorbell rings]
-Hey, thanks for coming on such a short notice.
-[hiccup] Yeah.
-Not a problem, boys.
We'll just use your room.
-Okay.
-It'll all be over before you know it.
-Good luck.
-(narrator) One hour later.
-Dude, my hiccups are finally gone!
-That's awesome, man!
-You have a very tough friend there.
Most boys your age scream like hell
when they have a circumcision.
-You mean exorcism?
-No.
-[gasps, screams loudly]
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[startled]: Whoa! Oh...
I just pooped my pants.
This is awkward.