- Hit it, SpongeBob! - Right away, sir!
Dance party!
[dance music playing]
I won! It's time to boogie!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
This is idiotic.
Dance or you're fired.
You got it, Mr. Krabs!
[dance music playing]
[birds chirping]
[classical music playing]
[dance music playing]
What the--
[crowd booing]
♪ Well if you take your leg and you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And if you take the other one and jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doing the sponge ♪
♪ Do the sponge, sponge ♪
♪ Do the sponge ♪
[drum 'n bass music playing]
Today I feel like doing some dancing!
That's funny. Even a barnacle knows you need music to dance.
Ooh, I got music, friend.
In my mind!
[various songs playing]
Oh, I love this song!
[guitar music playing]
Here I go!
That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen.
It's the mail truck!
- Our package! - Our package!
[guitar music playing]
I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day.
- SpongeBob SquarePants? - That's me.
That's a big box!
Thank you!
Hey, SpongeBob, when do we stop hopping?
Thirty more seconds, Patrick.
Are you ready to get down?
[in unison] Yes!
[snoring]
No, not like that!
Like this!
[swing music playing]
Now you're talking.
Now let's kick it up a hundred notches!
Yeah!
[dance music playing]
What's happening?!
[flatlining sound]
Clear!
Hey, look what I can make it do!
Yeah.
Hey, what about that one?
Huh, you know, I don't remember getting this one.
- Can you make it dance? - Well, here, let me try.
[groaning and struggling]
A-cha-cha-cha! A-cha-cha-cha!
Cha-ri-ri, cha-ri-ri, cha!
Hm, wait a minute.
Go ahead in.
[ballet music playing]
[judge] Next.
Uh, excuse me?
Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta! Ya-ta-ta-ta!
Ya-ta-ta-ta!
Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Ta!
[panting]
I'll show you dancing!
You know what gets people going?
Ribbons!
[classical music playing]
Whoo!
Now, do just as I did.
Like this?
[making chicken noises]
Well, you don't have to be nasty about it!
[country music playing]
[making chicken noises]
[techno music playing]
Wow! A house party going on inside of me!
Hey, why wasn't I invited?
I guess I was, since I am the house!
Look, Gary, now we have tons of prickly new friends!
Meow, meow.
Wup-poo! Wup-poo! Wup-poo!
3,000 wup-poos later...
Wup-poo! Wup-poo! Wup-poo! Wup-poo!
Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Oh, my gosh!
[orchestral music playing]
Enough!
[groovy music playing]
[jazz music playing]
Oh, no! Caramel... hardening...
Got to get out of here!
Patrick! Patrick!
- What? - Can I get a little help here?
Oh, sure thing, pal! Hey, everybody, make some room!
The floor's all yours!
Knock 'em dead, kid.
No, Patrick, I...
Hey, everybody!
Dance party!
Yee-haw!
[country music playing]
Come on, boy! Move those feet!
[country music playing]
Ow!
SpongeBob better come home soon!
I don't know how long I can keep these folks dancing!
Oh! You took me by surprise!
Surprise!
No!