Hey! I like it.
I like it, but...
takes a long time to put on.
And that's...
why you'll need this special bubble gum.
- Special? - Read the instructions.
Shoot gum, blow bubble, fight crime.
Let me save my city.
Okay.
Okay, I'll go.
But, one more thing...
What?
I love you, buddy.
No! No!
Uh, oh!
What's up, Gooch?
Someone sabotaged the bridge over the Jandy River!
The bridge is down?!
Affirmative.
- That means yes. - I got that!
This is the vice mayor.
Oh! Oh! That's probably about my statue!
Press play! Press play! Press play!
I need you and Kid Danger to come to my office right away.
Ah-ha-ha! You hear that?
He just said he's gonna give me my statue.
Ready?
For what?
Up the tube!
I don't know how to...
[laughing]
Just tap your belt buckle!
Oh!
Up the tuuu...
Let's get this over with!
My last name--
And I've already stopped listening.
Play us out, Schwoz!
Up the tube!
Excuse me!
- What the?! - Captain Man!
I hope you're planning to pay for that lavender bottle!
And I hope that too!
Kid Danger!
Yeah.
[screaming]
[cheering]
Haven't I beaten you two enough for one day?!
Unlike Kid Danger, I don't quit.
So extra.
That's my sidekick, Kid Danger.
I didn't know you had a sidekick!
Why don't I have a sidekick?!
I want a sidekick!
- You have us. - Shut up, you're dumb!
Uh... Kid Danger?
- Yeah? - Why don't you... pull that lever?
- Oh, right! - No!
Whoooa!
Ray, are you okay? 'Cause I--
What?!
How did you... What did you...
What did you?!
What are you doing here?
Oh, my stepdad said he'd give Captain Man a statue and...
What? Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
Buddy, I was actually, uh... I was talking to Drex.
What are you doing here?
For now I think I shall have to teach you some manners.
Why don't you teach me?
Captain Man!
[grunting]
You know, I always thought this would be harder, Henry.
Oh, and one more thing...
I was always the better sidekick!
[cheering]
You're not mad, right?
Mad? No...
- Cool. - You're fired.
Fired?
That's right. You can leave your watch on the table there.
You know, I thought my cavemen were gonna take care of you at your house,
but I'm actually glad you're here, Kid Danger.
- Because-- - Hey, quitter.
If you don't want your job back how come you're in your uniform, huh?
Had to blow a bubble to prove to my parents that I'm Kid Danger.
- Well, I'm glad-- - You told your parents?!
- You're fired! - I already quit!
- I, Henry Hart... - I, Henry Hart...
Pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man.
And to never, ever, ever tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
And to never, ever tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
- You left out one "ever". - Ever.
It is done.
Run. Run. Run.
- Run. Run. - Should we run?
Run. Run.
Yeah.
[emergency sirens blaring]
[triumphant music playing]
Let's hit it, Kid Danger.
Fist!
What'd your dad say? Anything important?
Uh, not really. Jasper tazed 'em. Piper's missing.
Let's get this glitter off. Unpause.
Unpausing.
Ahh!
Henry?!
Kid Danger!
[explosion]
[music playing]
[grunting]
The worst sidekick.
It appears Captain Man has teamed up with a new sidekick
who apparently goes by the name Kid Danger.
Well, once again Swellview owes a big thanks to Captain Man.
And, apparently... Kid Danger.
Time out! Time out!
Hi! Hi, hello! Hi, how's it going? Time in.
Sorry, I'm late. I was stopping a meteor from destroying the Earth.
Which you can see by my face.
You smell like burnt toast.
Well, that's what meteors smell like.
- Well, that can't be true. - You weren't there.
Well, you're an idiot, so...
Captain Man...
will you commit right here and right now to help this girl find her phone?
- Brian, I would commit murder-- - No, no, no! Hey, hey, hey!