Captain's log:
I've completed the transaction
I think my wife will be less upset with this than what we originally suggested
But I still don't think she's going to like it. Grippity grapes (x2), grapes-grape-grape-grape-grapes
I'm definitely not cool enough for this-
That kid was just crying and you know why cuz he ain't got no grapes. Who's got some grapes?
I got some grapes - you got grapes? Yeah, you might, but not these kind of grapes!
Are you ready? You ready for this? Are you ready for what's about to happen. Alright. Today we are doing
SUPER EXPENSIVE GRAPES
I have some bad news for you, so the $200 grapes were actually sold out.
O.O
Aha, which makes no sense- continue. So I had to get the 400
NO! You're joking there are not $400 grapes. You're joking we could have gone to a hotel with this money. Are you serious?
I didn't wanna.
Nah I'm joking girl then they're not $400, they're only 150 see they're totally cheap
They're only a hundred fifty.
Did you say that to make me feel better?
Then I'm like, oh it's only $150!
See, they're only $150 grapes!
That's not bad, right?
Noone's thinking that. Noone's thinking that. (It's totally fine)
These are cheap grapes! What are you lying to me right now?
These are the poor man's grapes!
No honestly these are $150 grapes.
I really honestly thought that you paid for $400 dollar grapes
Yeah, then I was like see ya!
I actually think that the grapes are $200 before because they weren't in season
But now that we are at the peak of grape season
They like got them back to like the normal price of $150 is how much these were.
NUTS! NUTS DO YOU HEAR ME!
Can I just tell you something hilarious that wound up happening when you pay for these you don't actually pay for these at the cashier
You pay for these in a little like gift food section.
Kind of like when you buy flowers in North America in a grocery store
Yeah, exactly, just like that
So the guy was wrapping this up, and then another girl was like ringing it up, and then she put down
1,500 yen
And then like she came over to me with a plate, I'm like AW SHIT YEAH
And then the guy wound up saying no, it's actually
15,000 yen, and she's like really. I'm like oh no
1,500 is okay! You go into your Korean bartering-
They all had a great laugh.
But I didn't get these at a discount. You know what's funny even though like she thought those are
1,500 yen grapes, our cheap default grape that we have here is
$16 grapes, these are the
cheapest white grapes that we could get- [RECORD SCRATCH] there are definitely cheaper grapes like this in Japan sure
The cheaper variety of grapes nearby are expensive.
Yeah, if you come to Japan. It's not $16 for grapes. It was like at least
7 to 8 bucks for a bunch
Of course but like at the store like the only white grapes that they had they'll be comparable so we could
Actually do like a legitimate taste test.
Did they have purple grapes? They had lots of purple grapes as well
Were they expensive?
Yeah, they were like seven bucks, eight bucks or so
M: And it wouldn't be fair to do purple versus- S: Yeah it wouldn't be fair so we're doing white to white.
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This is so heavy my forearms are working really hard girl. How do you workout? You know?
TWIRL SOME GRAPES
M: Can I hold this? S: Yeah there you go M: Whoa!
S: Isn't that the heaviest bunch of grapes. M: This is some heavy! S: I mean
S: Compare those grapes to these grapes you see the difference here. M: Yep, these are even big grapes
Yeah, these are big grapes S: But those are huge grapes there.
M: This is like this has got to be those hybrid things again
That's why these are probably so expensive. It's not, like, normal. S: This thing right here is
$150 so let's see how they taste!
Let's do a regular grape first
I like how we're spending so long with these macro shots because we're avoiding the inevitable of like having to eat these
Hey listen, this is our one chance to get these before I tearfully cry eating these grapes
Because no matter how you
Like how good this is I don't think it'll ever be worth 150 bucks.
Time to try the $16 grapes.
M: Are you cutting your grape in half fine sir? *In british accent* S: I'm gonna cut mine in half so we could just see also
Aww it's got SEEDS
I ain't spend $16 for seeds!
I'm really good at biting the grape and then moving my tongue around and then putting the seeds out.
So when it comes to like seeds you spit and swallow?
How did we come to this point again?
What I was just asking you what you do with your grape seeds!
Here we go. I'm going to try the $16 grapes. You ready? Okay
Yep, that's grape. It's grape-y.
There's a lot of seeds in here :(
That's why you got to cut yours in half!
That was not a 16 dollar purchase
That was like a $4 or less
That was like a
Default grape that I'm used to because like back when we compared the, like, the two melons the cheap Melon was still a really good melon
This is a lot more than that melon and ain't nowhere as good. Time to get...
Pick one out
Is this a grape or an olive?
S: This is massive! M: Do you see these-
Here's a cheap grape, here's an expensive grape look how much more vibrant look how-
It feels like a plum
It's not giving that kind of like, grape-y feeling
The cheap grapes are so dull.
It's- stop calling them cheap!
Okay, the default grapes are so dull! The other grapes are so dull.
I'm going to cut this in half to see how this looks in the middle
Oh this, like, you've gotta saw it a lot more also.
No seeds? No seeds. You know why they don't want you breeding their precious-!
They don't want you breeding their grapes.
Oh okay. Are you ready? This is going to be really good M: This looks pretty great
I'm going straight for the whole thing. Let's go all right
whoa, whoa
Am I eating a grape or a glass of wine?
That's like an apple, the texture, but it still has like a grape texture to it hang on
I need to try another. That was nuts!
That was an unbelievable grape these don't taste like the fruits you're used to it's very sweet
But it's not the sweet of a grape it is
totally green apple candy
'Cause like before the melon tasted, like the expensive Melon, tasted like Melon plus honey
But this tastes like grape plus like a green apple. M: You know when you'll have green apple Candy
That's what this tastes like S: I gotta tell you these grapes are better than that Melon.actually
I've never actually had anything like this
Would you spend another $150 on this ever again? NOPE
But it is really a unique experience. This is eye opening
And I gotta say also, like, I understand... what? M: It tastes a bit like lychee as well. Yes!
Yes! Yes! That's what it is
Yeah try the default grapes now
M: Am I gonna be even sadder than before? S: Yeah, you are gonna be sadder
These taste so much worse now these taste almost like bad in comparison now
Oh, yeah, it's good that we had those first. Yeah, they actually taste sour now before that
They didn't taste sour they just tasted like normal grapes, now
They taste like not good at all and you see how when I bite into this
mmm
It's not like a normal grape yeah like you could bite it with your teeth
right whoa
Holy smokes
I feel like now we have to test all of the expensive fruits
No, because these are whole new
experiences like people need to know that like grapes are grapes, but these grapes are something different
I just saw some $90 peaches.
You did not?!?
I did!
*bawling*
I literally saw some $90 peaches like don't you want to know what that tastes like
Oh My God, 'cause this is like grape and green apple
Yes, the melons are like Melon and honey. What if that peach is like peach and watermelon combined
Do you really want to deprive yourself of that experience? Do you really want to deprive the audience of that experience?
Yep!
Imma stick to my $1 onigiri. Oh my God
I will say another thing that the textures this kind of reminds me of aloe vera mmM when you have like an aloe vera
I think you guys have those Aloe Vera drinks that have like those chunks of aloe
Vera floating around in it this kind of reminds me of that texture
So when you bite into it it has that kind of like firm
But there's no seed so there's nothing that you hit along the way
Lychee and Aloe Vera have that feeling to them seriously
This is an experience that not a lot of people have in order to like eat grapes like this
you could go to a fancy
restaurant or you could have the grapes of a lifetime, Oh My God!
But you know what I would pick... a fancy restaurant any day yeah, I want that full course meal
I want the gourmet experience. I want some Akita beef, I would like to have some wine, I would like to have some scallops
I would like to have some delicious rice
I would not like to have an entire bushel of grapes that if we keep eating we will get diarrhea
I gotta say also like I'm kind of upset now after eating these grapes because trying to eat these regular grapes
I was totally okay with the regular grapes before, but now I'm like oh my God
What is this swill, this peasant food?
If I hadn't tried these grapes these would have been amazing grapes the thing is it's only context
Exactly. So you know with wine pairing where you have a glass of white wine
And you try a tomato slice and then you take a sip of the wine and you try
with this chocolate and when you do that the wine changes in your mouth
It tastes different like coffee the same thing as well with this procedure
What we need to do is never try these grapes ever again
Oh my God
Just go back to the "normal grapes" and the normal grapes are going to be fine again
Yeah in comparison between these two. It's a terrible idea. I wonder what else you can do with these grapes instead of just eating, like, grapes
Welcome back to Martina's Midnight Munchies, tonight I will be making a deconstructed
Peanut butter Sandwich, it's deconstructed because instead of jelly
I will be using the world most expensive grape to act in place of the jelly and it's also
deconstructed because our full budget to make anything for the rest of the month is deconstructed because this grape is so expensive
Anywho what you're going to need is a tiny jar of peanut butter
And you're also gonna need to go to the store, go ahead and pick up the smallest loaf of bread you can possibly find
Let's get started first
You're going to need to unwrap your bread and cut yourself some thin slices of toast that will be perfect size for your grape
Next up go ahead and pick a grape off the stem
Just one, and we're going to slice it as thinly as we possibly can we're looking for around three to four
wafer thin slices of grape
We have half a grape left over which is around three dollars or so,
Oh
All right, man. :|
OH GOD
So good! So good grapes!
I should have cut- so there's two right. I should have made more grape cuts.
You're just making one sandwich right now.
So am I eating the sandwich?
S: I'm eating the sandwich M: I'm not sharing the sandwich with you. So I should have made two sandwichs
Oh uh...
I mean...
M: I'm the chef, So S: Because the part of these videos is really crucial M: true true (S:I eat the sandwich)
M: I'm just gonna eat the sandwich
M: I hear you x2 Alright x3
Uh-huh. I'm still eating the sandwich. :) Gently spread the peanut butter onto the bread, making sure you coat all areas of it
Just like that, and if you're using smooth peanut butter go ahead and throw that out
You should be ashamed with yourself gently place the layers of thinly sliced jelly
Two might actually be perfect.
S: Let's be wild and go for three
M: Should we be wild and go for three?
S: Let's just be *wild* and go for three.
I'm going for a third slice
And we're going to just serve that up like this
Think it'll be real nice with just a nice cup of coffee on the side and there you go
deconstructed peanut butter
sandwich it took like ten seconds to make and it probably costs around three to four dollars
Maybe more than that, Simon how much do you really think this sandwich costs?
S: If those are $150 grapes (M: yep), and we got maybe 40 grapes there M: you can actually count
There's four bunches per thingy let's count together
*Unidentifiable language*
*dancing time*
M: That's genuinely good S: Is it actually?
M: Mmmmmmm C'est bon!
Très bien! I've made a masterpiece by myself and didn't share with Simon cuz he ate all my smores :'(
And he ate all the watermelon sliced ice cream
*more dancing time*
And then the tree goes here, and I have a really tiny little
Hello kitty dessert, and I put diamonds I broke from one of my earrings (It's not real diamonds)
Put that there
And then, I have
My cake I can't forget about
The macarons and the donuts
And then over here, you see Meemers
This is his sushi plate cuz he has that "itis" from eating too much sushi
There you go buddy^^
And then my squirrel fell over
(My squirrel's eating a lunchbox)
(I took this coffee from someone)
(Who'd I take the coffee from?)
(GASP I know!)
(I took the coffee from my coffee corner)
(There we go, okay, this is my coffee corner)
(Cuz my mug, that's my coffee, up here)
I think it is officially clear that my wife has lost her shit. I don't know how to...
(And this is my co(?)-)
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