Production note, this camera's not being operated by anyone.
So -- he called in sick. That's what happened.
There was an intern, and he called in sick,
so this is just on a tripod.
So, like, if I could -- look, I could oddly go, like,
half my face, and all you could see is, like, this, you know?
That's it. There's nothing we can do about it.
You're gonna have to -- I'm gonna have to stay here
as much as I can because this pic-- you don't know --
what's this gonna look like?
What's that gonna look like? No one's gonna -- Right?
This is -- this is all you see. So...
♪♪
Hold all my calls. Hi, guys.
It's Joe here with the "Impractical Jokers" ask me --
a-ask me anythings about what you want to know.
#GoAheadandDoIt.
Um...that's -- that's -- oh, we're doing the same --
I thought we changed the hashtag.
It's still #AskAJoker.
Thanks so much for asking us questions.
I said hold all calls.
And, uh, I wanted to thank you guys so much
for always tuning in, everybody out there.
We really appreciate you guys as fans,
if you don't know that right now --
I said --
I said hold all calls. I don't care.
I don't -- I don't care --
There's nothing I can do about it.
At this point.
I'm doing -- I'm doing Ask a Joker business.
No, Dan Green's going to have my ass if you don't --
Stop calling.
[ Siren wails ] So, we're gonna make sure
we're just gonna continue without interruptions.
And...the police are coming.
[ Laughs ] Let's get started.
Thank you so much for asking me questions as you always do,
#AskAJoker, we love you guys for asking your questions,
you're the best fans in the world.
We're talking about one of my favorite episodes ever.
[ Crash ]
And I recovered nicely, so thank you.
Laurie asks, "Will you ever retire that fat photo of Sal?"
Let me ask you a question, Laurie.
If you were making this TV show
and you had that picture of Sal, would you retire it?
No, you'd use it as much as you can.
Pick up a shirt or anything?
No.
[ Laughter ]
Russell asks, "Love the smoke machine on the death chair,
that's totally cool.
Your props department is really upping their game."
Their game has been upped from the get-go.
Let me say two words to you.
Will Thaxton.
The man can make anything.
I'm pretty sure he invented the lightbulb.
I'm gonna have to fact check it, but I'm pretty sure it was him.
But, uh, it was amazing.
When that thing started smoking --
also, we were in a mall, so it got really smoky really fast.
Like, we had to -- we had to cut because it was too good,
and people thought there was, like, a serious --
like, a fire or something, which was not good.
heavy furniture.
That chair is full of surprises.
[ Man laughs ]
See that?
[ Chuckles ]
Great work, cameraman.
Hollie asks --
[ Phone rings ]
Thanks for calling, this is Joe.
I'm sorry, hold on one second.
I'm sorry, who -- who are you trying to reach?
Woman: Uh, Bob...
Oh, Bob. Uh, he stepped out for a minute.
Can I take a message?
can I call back?
Uh, sure. He'll be back from --
he had to run up to -- run to Brooklyn.
He'll be back by 4:30.
Oh, 4:30, all right. I'll give a call then.
Call back -- okay, love you. I don't know.
That was a real call that came in and I just answered it.
So, I don't even know who that woman was.
Uh, that was great.
I'm so glad -- I hope you got it all.
Did you? Did you get it all?
I hope you did. That was unbelievable.
Good -- guy's keeping his shit together.
Um...that's what happens. You can't put me in an office.
I'm gonna answer the phone.
Oh, that was great. That was really fun.
Um...Hollie asks, "Out of all your dogs,
which one's the biggest troublemaker?"
I'm gonna have to say it's Spumoni,
because she's the youngest, the little one.
I noticed that she chewed the bottom of my table,
but I didn't notice for like wo months
after she was doing it all, my dining room table.
So, uh -- but they're all pretty good.
They're a pack mentality, so if one behaves, they all behave.
They do this cool thing when I open the front door,
none of them run out -- like, I'll stand there
with the door open and none of them will go outside.
So, that's fun. I really hope that lady calls back at 4:30
and asks Bob how Brooklyn was.
Uh, Harry says, "My best friend Olivia
is celebrating her 20th birthday."
Congratulations to you, Olivia.
"I'd love to have you wish --
have you wish her a happy birthday as you know --
as I know it would make her day."
So, Harry wants me to say happy birthday to Olivia.
Okay, so here's the thing, Har.
Why is it on me to make Olivia's day?
You're her friend.
She don't know me from a hole in the wall.
She knows you. So you should say happy birthday.
But if you could -- oh, you're trying to take credit
that you made this happen?
You trying to get some, Har?
See that? You know what these mean?
You and Olivia, are you like...?
Smoochy smoochies?
Or...
Okay. Well, this one's for you, Harry.
Olivia...
Happy birthday.
Oh, it's your sister? Okay, that's weird then.
I should've read the whole thing,
"Could you wish my sister a happy birthday?"
That's odd now. Take all this back.
Take back the sexy eyebrows and everything, I got to rewind it.
You should go -- don't go back,
'cause I don't want him making out with his sister.
Then that's on me.
What do you mean we can't --
We have -- we have to air it as is?
Good luck kissing your sister.
Allie says, "You looked like a stuntman
the way you crashed into those tables.
Were you hurt?" Yes!
Yes, I was hurt. I'm not a stuntman.
My -- Gravity won that fight.
I hit the last table from off of the top of a ladder.
Do you understand what that is like?
[ Crash ] Ohh!
Ouch. I limped for like a week.
So, that's all the time we have.
Thank you guys so much, I really appreciate, as always.
You can follow me on Twitter @Joe underscore Gatto,
or on Instagram as well.
You can follow, right? These guys --
What do you guys here -- with the #AskAJoker everywhere.
Facebook --
Do you guys see this?
In this shot, it just says "er."
You get the "er"? You get that, right?
So, these people are like, "What are you talking about?"
[ Laughs ]
#AskAJoker, that's what you guys got to do.
And, you know, we love you,
and thank you so much for being fans and friends.
Couple updates for you, the Jokers cruise.
Hey, that's happening. Get on board with that boat.
Thursday nights, truTV, new episodes.
And that's -- I think that's all the updates we have.
So, thank you so much, guys.
Love you so much, and, uh, be well.
♪♪
Naturally delicious.
Baby's-ass face.
That's what they used to call me.
Joey baby's-ass face.