*wapish* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to "Clone Drone" in the danger zone!
So I-I've just started a new dude,
I only did like two levels.
We have an upgrade for the bow,
and we also have an energy capacity so,
not a whole lot is different.
I'm going to see if I can get any further this time
and, I- I dunno why I didn't think of it last time
if when I had a jet pack,
I could have used...
YOU'RE NOT DEAD?
I could have used said jet pack
to make my actual slices better.
I could have used the jet pack- to fire- my guy along
and then use the sword, like NORMAL.
Ah, come on.
YES!
Okay, don't stand still.
I'ma use the arrows on these guys's FACES!
There we go. MUCH. MORE. EFFICIENT.
What happened?! OOOHH god I almost died.
The game all lagged there for a second.
Dooon't do that to me game!
"Not enough energy." It keeps fuckin' doing it.
Stop it, please! Well that's normal, [voice: VICTORY!] that's supposed to happen "VICTORY"
Voice: Perhaps this [Jack: Thank you.] human was a professional video gamer.
YES, I am a "professional video gamer," actually-technically.
It's fine, whatever.
I don't care.
Aaaah -- I might get a clone for now.
I kinda need one.
Jus-just in case.
*Jack laughs*
*Mimics the announcers badly* Analysis "bit."
You guys suck!
I hate you guys! You guys are the worst friends that I've ever had-
see ya later--I'm gonna go upstairs and actually kill some dudes.
See I'm gonna DO something with my life.
See if I can get the archers from here.
That would be awesome.
I got 'em! OHH! Awesome!
NIIIIIIICE!
EEEYA! Right in his face.
YES!! I chopped his fucking head off!
And...
DUHH!
Ohhhhh...
MORE ARCHERS!?!?
Huah!
Ya ain't dodging that!
Yessss!
Cut half of his face off.
What happened to the dude?
Okay, he fell off.
It looks like he died but it's not telling me "victory."
Wait are--are you counted as still alive?
'cause I knocked the bow outta your hand.
WAIT FOR IT.
I guess not?
OH GOD THERE HE IS!!!
You sneaky bitch!
YESSS! *victory bell*
So fuckin' awesome.
Thank you!
I ain't thankin' nobody but MYSELF!
I did that! Did Upgrade Bot gimme the sword? NO!
He gave me stuff that I didn't really use.
Actually, I used the arrow.
Thank you, Upgrade Bot!
Bring it on.
Bring it on, I ain't afraid 'a nothin'!
I'LL FIGHT YOU GUYS IF I CAN.
So, this is a- a newer build since the last time I played it,
but I don't think anything is really different.
Get it.
Did I get him?
Nope.
Get him, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em, get e'm, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em-
Crap!
HUAH. COME ONNNN.
FUCK YOU!
THAT'S what it's all about, baby!
Got that dude.
Slicing sideways-
-is the key to victory-
-against these mother fuckers.
Some of the people were saying last time
after I played this that they were recognizing some of the voices.
I think somebody said
"I hear purple shep?"
I don't know who that is.
So
Could you guys enlighten me, what the voices are from?
*Robot announcers speaking*
Not better at blocking.
Hmm.
I feel like I need some cool things like:
Unbalance or
kick
or something.
Block arrows,
good form, unbalance.
A lot of these are kinda lame.
Okay, I'ma get the jet pack,
cause that's the least lame of all of them.
Umm..
Ahh, that's the kind of thing I was trying to do.
It didn't work!!
Oh no! I don't know how to do it.
I saw a gif of 'em like, flying along with their sword sideways and slicing through dudes
I wanna be able to do that!
But I can't do it right now.
Okay, c'mon fuckers.
Hah!
Fuckin' idiots
Whoosh!
Ah crap!
Come into the murder zone, bitches!
Dammit!
Heh!
FUCK!
I'm runnin' away.
Okay, get them to come up here.
C'mon dudes!
C'MON DUDES!
YES!
*laughs*
HAH!
Oh I hurt him! I hurt him, he's hurtin'!
FUCK!
I'm scared. I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Ahhhhh
Boosh!!
*Deep voice* Victory!
Nice! Right through his face!
(Robotic laughter)
Robot: Water-based drink.
*Laughs* *Jack imitates robot* "Water-based drink"
Feel like...energy capacity.
And then after that I'm gonna go for a kick.
How far did I get last time?
I think I got to like 10 or somethin', didn't I?
Can't remember.
I'm gonna try to get better this time.
I CAN get better this time.
*Deep voice* I WILL get better this time.
Get 'em.
Get 'em please.
YES!! Got one!
GOT TWO!!!
HA!
Get FucKED!
Godammit.
Can you die?
HA! Yeah ya can!
AH- I chopped off his legs!
*Laughs*
Aww, poor dude- He killed his friend!
I chopped off his legs then he killed his friend!
Kill this guy.
Kill some of these guys, please.
AHHH!
CHRIST!
Got 'em, got 'em!
Fucking 'em UP!
Got your leg, bro!
Got your FACE, bro!
Look at you fucking archers thinking you're ALL THAT!
But you're NOT!
BOOSH!
Don't jump!
AHHHOOHH!!
Got 'em right in the face!
Fuck you!
*Robot announcers speaking* Me TOO!
I love it when it burns through metal!
*Laughs*
He has a nose installed.
Okay.
*Exhale*
I'ma get...
...energy recharge.
After this one, I'm getting another clone.
I feel like I need another clone.
What do you guys think?
No? Okay!
That's fine. Cool.
HYUH!
I hit someone!
Who did I hit!? What did I hit!?
OOOHHHH!
He jumped off his friend's head!
I should actually use my sword against you guys...
Oh God...
You guys have GIANT fucking arrows though.
OH and you have swords!
No! No!
HAH!
Are you the fuckers that BLOCK everything?
Sons of FUCKS!
Okay
You're coming in here with M-ME!!
That's fine.
I'ma dodge this!
AH!
Get 'em, get 'em!
Get 'em, get 'em!!
Get 'em- YES!
Look at this guy!
*Laughs*
Hi there!
How's it going?- HA!
NICE!
Karate chop!
Okay, I need to get another clone.
*Deep robot voice* CLONE CREATED
*Imitation in deep voice* CLONE CREATED.
*Robot announcers speaking*
You should! That's good advice.
Okay, you guys I can deal with...
That's not too bad
Hya!
Ha!
I'm trying to like-
I'm trying to use, like, pro strats!
I got someone.
When you all clump together you're making it quite easy!
See?
Not enough energy? Fuck.
Ha!
You gotta wait for them to land.
I GOT TWO!
A TWO-FER!
Yes!
Okay, I'm on level nine. The next one is the one I failed at last time.
Hya!
Yess.
When ya fuckin' shake, rattle, and roll,
It's easy to kill ya!
Aww, you only have one leg...
OH!! He dodged anyway!
What a beast!!
HYA!!
Suck it! NYAH-HAH!
Okay, I feel like I need kick for this actually.
Wait, what does kick do?
"Kick opponents by double jumping in their direction."
That's... that's kicking?
Oh no...
Uh-oh!
KYAAAHH!!
Ahaha! *Robot woman* Ah, someone who can actually fight.
WOO!!!
*Robot woman* It's your lucky day, I'm going to help you escape. In a few moments the garbage doors will open. When they do I'm going to lower the force field and you're going to run through them.
*Interrupts* Yes!! *Robot* Run, and don't stop.
*Robot* Ready? Here we go.
Fuck yeah, let's do this!
Woo!!
Niiice!!
*quiet* shit, oh shit
Uh-oh! UH-OH!!
Okay... Those look like lawyers.
This is cool!!
*Robot* For those still left in storage, I will make you a deal. Survive, and I will get you out of here. Together we can fight back. Together we can put an end to this madness
HELL YEAH!!
You beat the Alpha...
Aw man, REALLY?!
That's ALL I had to do last time and I would've finished it!
Aw that sucks!!
I was so close!
Okay, let's try some....
..Norman.. Okay, let's try some endless mode cause I feel bad now.
Aha! I made you kill your friend!
How do you feel about that?!
You feelin' bad?
You feel like some robo-manity is goin' on?
KYUP!!
Nice!
KYUP!
How're you still alive?! There's just a pair of legs over here.
Spread your legs for me! *laughs*
Okay!
HYAPUHHH!
*Deep voice* Victory!!
Nice! This game is COOL!!
It's so much fun!!
I want more upgrades though!
I want more levels!
I feel bad now that I already finished-
-like the fact that I was just playing the same levels as last time.
Except I just got one further this time.
Ah I was so close! *Robot announcer speaking*
Did you just say "Muaha?"
Muahaha
Oh, cool!!
I keep gettin' scared by those.
k, I got someone!
Kya- Oh, I chopped them in half again!
AHH!
Nice!
The side slices are my friend!
They're what help me!
Fuck YOU!
YES!!
What did I- Where did I hit you?!
How did I hit you?
Okay, this is fun cause there's new levels.
Ah!
HEEYAH!!
HEEYAH!! KEEYAH!! KYAH!! WOO!!!
Slicey-dicey!
No ya fuckin' don't!
*Yelling at robot* ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??
I made that joke last time, but I'm doin' it again cause it's awesome. It's a good reference
Nice.
I'm glad that the levels are different. I thought it was just gonna be the same thing again.
Cool!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!
That was stupid of me!!
Fuck! I coulda passed that! Oh why...
Oh, I didn't think
I should have just kept moving!!
I was like, "Oh, these guys are easy, I'll just let my guard down."
Damnit!! Okay, well I'm gonna leave this episode then probably a good thing..
..cause the episode woulda dragged out too much.
I'm gonna come back next time and try endless mode..
..cause I wanna see just how far I can get
and if I can get all the upgrades and make my guy, like..
..super beefy!!
Have you ever seen a robot with muscles?
Yeah, that's what my guy's gonna be, uh in the next episode.
Okay, cool!
Right!
So THANK you guys so much for watching this episode,
if you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!!
And.. high fives all round..
*Wapish* *wapish*
Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!!
You know what else I like to call the danger zone?
The JACK zone!!