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GET THERE YOU ARE.
THERE YOU ARE.
LOOK AT YOU.
BIG NEWS YESTERDAY.
YES, I FINALLY FINISHED MY
JIGSAW PUZZLE.
IT TOOK MONTHS.
LOOK AT THAT.
BUT ALSO, JOHNNY DEPP WON HIS
DEFAMATION CASE AGAINST HIS EX-,
AMBER HEARD.
FANS, HE WASN’T IN COURT HE WAS
IN LONDON JAMMING WITH JEFF BECK , I BELIEVE WE HAVE TAPE.
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SOLO. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
I GOT IT.
DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS.
BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE.
BUT APPARENTLY WHEN THE JURORS
HEARD WHAT HEARD HEARD WAS, THEY
DECIDED TO GIVE HER THE BIRD.
I LIKE POETRY, I GUESS THAT
MAKES ME A NERD.
SHE THE BED IN COURTS AND IN BED
.
THE JURY SAW WHAT WE SAW THAT
SHE HAD A LOUSY CASE BECAUSE SHE
WAS A LOUSY LIAR WHICH IS WEIRD
FOR AN ACTRESS SINCE SHE LIVES
FOR A LIVING.
MAY BE HER LAWYER SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO
PLAY HER IN COURT.
SO AMBER DEFAMED A DUDE, SHE
USED TO ME TO MOVEMENT AND
PROBABLY, SHE PROBABLY JUST
FIGURED ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
POINT FINGER AND CLICK, BUT IT
BECAME OBVIOUS SHE WAS SO FULL
OF COMMIT THAT SHE WAS LEAVING
IT IN THE BED.
YOU COULD SEE ITS, WE COULD SEE
ITS, THE WE COULD SEE IT, THE
JURY COULD SMELL IT.
OR MAYBE HE JUST NEEDED A BATH,
YOU KNOW WHO COULDN’T SEE IT?
THE WASHINGTON POST, THEY
PUBLISHED HER ARTICLE ELUDING
THAT HE WAS A VIOLENT ABUSER,
BUT WHAT IF THE POST COULD SEE
THE CLAIM WAS SHAKY, BUT DIDN’T
MATTER TO THEM, I MEAN WHAT
COULD HE DO?
SUPLAX YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW
INVOLVED THE POST WAS IN THIS
VERY DID THEY HELP HER IN THE
ACLU GOOSE OF HER PROSE, DID
THEY COORDINATE WITH THE
PUBLICITY DEPARTMENTS AND SHE
HAD A MOVIE COMING UP?
WHO CARES, THE POST THOUGHT,
WHAT IS THE WORST THAT CAN
HAPPEN?
THAT IS THE REAL EXIT, WOULD YOU
BE ABLE TO DO WHAT JOHNNY DEPP
DID WITH IT FOR NEXT OR ANYBODY
ELSE DECIDED TO DESTROY YOU IN
THE WORLD OF PUBLIC OPINION?
LIKELY THAT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN,
BUT WHAT IF IT DID.
IT HAPPENED TO ME, I STILL CAN’T
BELIEVE IT AFTER ALL I DID FOR
HEMMER.
BUT MOST OF US DON’T HAVE THE
WHEREWITHAL TO FIGHT BACK THE
WAY THAT JOHNNY DEPP DID.
IT’S LIKE FALLING INTO A PORTA
POTTY, YOU GET SMEARED, YOU STAY
SMEARED, AND NO ONE WANTS TO GET
YOUR YOU.
THAT’S WHY I’M NO LONGER WELCOME
AT CONSTRUCTION SITES.
THAT HE PAID FOR THE BEST
LAWYERS IN THE WORLD AND HE WON,
SO FOR A FOR HIM, EXCEPT TO
REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM THAT MUCH
?
HE’S NO SAINT, HE EVEN SAID THAT
ABOUT HIMSELF, HE PROBABLY HATES
FOX, HE EVEN JOKED ABOUT KILLING
TRUMP.
AND REALLY, YOU CAN’T MAKE SIX
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIES
AND NOT ENJOY TORTURING PEOPLE.
SO FORGET ABOUT HIM FOR NOW, THE
REAL QUESTION IS WHAT ABOUT THE
WASHINGTON POST?
THEY WERE THE ONES THAT PUBLISH
THIS ARTICLE, WHY AREN’T THEY
NAMED?
SHOULDN’T THEY BE SUED TO?
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET NICK SAMMONS
LAWYER ON THE PHONE BECAUSE
THAT’S REALLY THE ONLY WAY TO
STOP THIS.
THAT IN CUTTING PEOPLE’S THUMBS
OUT, BUT FOX LEGAL HAS INFORMED
ME THAT I SHOULD CALL THAT
PROCEDURE PROBLEMATIC, SO HE
SCORED ONE AGAINST CANCEL
CULTURE AND FOR THAT HE DESERVES
CREDIT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PRESS
?
A BIT SHE MORE THAN LIKELY NEVER
HAD TO BACK HER STORY UP IN AN
EDITOR, ESPECIALLY FOR THE
MAILMAN’S NEW BETTER THAN TO ASK
IF SHE HAD ANY PROOF, IF THEY
MAY FIGURED THEY COULD GET BY
SIMPLY BY NOT NAMING HIM,
OBVIOUSLY KNOWING EVERYONE WOULD
FIGURE IT OUT.
ITS JOHNNY DEPP NOT GOVERNOR
HUCKABEE.
THIS TIME.
JOKING.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
IT’S LIKE IF I SAID MY COWORKER,
MY COWORKER AT FOX WHO IS REALLY
COOL AND FUN, BUT MAY BE SHE PARTIES A LITTLE TOO HARD,
PARTIES A LITTLE TOO HARD,
EVERYONE KNOWS.
IT KAYLEIGH McENANY.
>> AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE
THINK MEDIA OUR SCUM.
ACTUALLY YOU DON’T WONDER,
ANYBODY WHO’S LOOKED UP AT THE
TV IN THE AIRPORT GETS IT.
NOW JOHNNY DOES TOO.
MAYBE HE CAN PICK NICK SALMON IN
THE MOVIE.
SO THE VICTORY FEELS GOOD, BUT
WILL IT FEEL GOOD TO THOSE WHO
WILL NEVER TAKE BECAUSE THEY
DON’T HAVE THE DEEP BOX IT OR
THE POCKETS.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
THAT’S WHY I SIT HERE.
HOW MANY OTHER STORIES OF THE
WASHINGTON POST PUBLISHED WITH
THE CLAIMS WERE JUST AS FALSE?
DON’T ANSWER THAT’S COMMIT THAT
SHOW ONLY LASTS AN HOUR AND I
DON’T WANT TO CUT INTO EVIL
SHANNON BREAM’S TIME.
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S LIKE
WHEN SHE GETS MAD.
YOU’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE
BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE WEREN’T IN
THE POST KNOWS THAT TOO SO THEY
WILL KEEP DOING IT UNLESS MORE
PEOPLE CALL THEM ON THEIR
[BLEEP].
HOW MANY OF US MAKE $20 MILLION
A PICTURE?
BESIDES ME.
>> IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK
CITY, DANGER LURKS AROUND EVERY
CORNER.
FOR SOME CONFRONTING EVIL IS A
PART OF LIFE.
AFTER SQUATTING DOWN, ONE MAN
STOOD UP WITH HIS NUMBER TWO, COMING THIS SUMMER, GREG GUTFELD
COMING THIS SUMMER, GREG GUTFELD
IS THE TIME TRAVELING BUCCANEER
LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST,
YOU CAN SEE HER EVERY DAY AT
NOON IN EVERY NIGHT, THE COHOST
OF "OUTNUMBERED" IN FORMER WHITE
HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY KAYLEIGH M
cENANY.
JUST LIKE A GREAT COCKTAIL, HE
CAN SHAKE THINGS UP AND IS
EXCELLENT ON ICE, VICE PRESIDENT
OF PUBLIC RELATIONS, CHRIS
FERENCE.
HER VOICE HAS WON TON OF OBEY
INMATES SCREAMING BRING BACK
WATERBOARDING.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF.
AND, HE DID THE LIMBO UNDER THE
BROOKLYN BRIDGE, MY MASSIVE
SIDEKICK IN THE NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, TYRUS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> KAYLEIGH, WELCOME TO THE
SHELTER IT’S A PLEASURE TO HAVE
YOU HERE.
PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE YOUR TWO
OFFICES AWAY FROM A.
>> WHEN OFFICE BIRTH.
>> WE’RE NEXT-DOOR NOW.
>> WE ARE LIKE NEIGHBORS,.
>> SOMETIMES I CAN HEAR YOU
THROUGH THE WALL.
>> WHAT AM I SAYING?
>> ALL SIDES OF THINGS.
JOE, DOESN’T THIS BOIL DOWN TO,
HE IS A MESS, SELF-DESTRUCTIVE,
BUT IT SELF-DESTRUCTIVE, IT’S
NOT OUTWARDLY DESTRUCTIVE.
I THINK THAT’S THE PEOPLE THEY
MIGHT HAVE NOTICED IS THAT ALL
THIS STUFF HE DOES IS TO HIMSELF
WHERE SHE POINTS HER STUFF AT
HIM.
BECAUSE THIS IS ON TV, WE GET TO
ANALYZE IT SO IT’S NOT ON US.
WE GET TO FINGER PAINT WITH
PSYCHE.
>> VERY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE.
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BE THE
FACE OF DUE PROCESS, LET’S GO A
SOMEBODY LIKE BRETT CAVANAGH MAY
BE.
THAT BEING SAID, I WOULD LIKE TO
GO BACK TO THE DAY WHERE JOHNNY
DEPP WAS JUST JACK SPARROW AND I
DIDN’T KNOW WHERE AMBER HEARD
WAS.
YOU MAKE A KEY POINT, AND
HAVEN’T HEARD ANYBODY MAKE IT
YET ABOUT HAVING THE RESOURCES
TO GO AFTER SOMEONE FOR LYING
ABOUT YOU.
AS REDOING THE MONOLOGUE I’M
THINKING DURING MY TENURE, I
MEAN TRUMP WAS LIED ABOUT EVERY
DAY THAT HE GUESSED PUBLIC
PROTESTERS TO HAVE PICTURE TAKEN
.
THERE ARE MANY OF THEM.
HE HAS DEEP POCKETS, BUT WHO HAS
THE ENERGY TO GO AFTER ALL OF
THESE LIARS?
>> IN FACT, I REMEMBER TO EVEN
TALK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY, AND
EVERYBODY WAS JUST DISMISSING
SAYING HIS CRITICS DON’T BELIEVE
HIM AND THEN THEY ALL TURNED OUT
TO BE TRUE LATER.
CHRIS, YOU LOOK GREAT AS USUAL.
>> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU TO THE MAKING OF
LADIES.
>> DO HAVE TO CALL THEM LADIES?
TAKE IT WE DON’T HAVE TWO.
MY MOM WOULD BE MAD IF I DIDN’T
SAY THAT.
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK, DID YOU
FOLLOW THIS CLOSELY?
>> I TRIED NOT TOO.
IT FELT LIKE WE WERE.
>> IT STILL FELT VOYEURISTIC IN
THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY.
>> THAT’S ON THEM.
LOOK, IF YOU DON’T KNOW, I CAN
WATCH YOU.
>> YOU CAN, BUT SHOULD YOU?
>> THAT WAS JUST ONE THAT I
BROUGHT UP.
>> I KEPT QUIET ABOUT IT.
I DIDN’T GO TO HR EITHER.
ACTUALLY, I THINK AN EXCELLENT
POINT YOU MADE AND YOU ECHOED
THERE IS THE IDEA THAT JOHNNY
DEPP IS SINGULARLY SITUATED TO
BE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK AND NOT
JUST BECAUSE OF WEALTH BECAUSE
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF HE EVER
WORKS AGAIN.
HE DOESN’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING,
HE IS JOHNNY DEPP HE CAN GO HANG
OUT IN LONDON WITH BACK IN.
AVERAGE CITIZENS WHO GETS ABUSED
BY THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
HE WAS CALLED AN INSURRECTIONIST
AFTER JANUARY 6 BECAUSE HE
HELPED PAY FOR BUSES TO CERTAIN
PEOPLE FROM BUCKS COUNTY DOWN TO
DC TO HEAR THE PRESIDENT SPEAK.
HE ACTUALLY FOUGHT BACK.
HE FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST
MOVEON.ORG THAT IS PENDING RIGHT
NOW.
IN SAID WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
IS THAT I’M DOING IT BECAUSE THE
PEOPLE OUT THERE KIDS.
THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN SMEARED
BY THE MEDIA.
THEY HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO
FIGHT BACK.
>> THAT IS A GREAT STORY.
I HOPE HE WINS THAT.
>> THE POINT YOU MADE UP OF
WHERE IS THE WASHINGTON POST IN
THIS.
WHERE IS THE ACCOUNTABILITY AND
ANY OF THE OUTLETS THAT LIED
ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP?
THEY HAD PULITZER PRIZES FOR
TELLING LIES ABOUT PRESIDENT
TRUMP WITH NO ACCOUNTABILITY WHATSOEVER AND WE PRETEND LIKE
WHATSOEVER AND WE PRETEND LIKE
IT NEVER HAPPENED.
>> TYRUS, WE DON’T LIE AROUND
HERE.
>> WE TELL THE TRUTH EVEN WHEN
WE LIVE.
>> EVEN WHEN WE LIE, EXACTLY.
WHAT IS YOUR BRAIN TELLING YOU?
TO GIVE FIRST OF ALL, I WILL
ALWAYS SAY THAT ALL WOMEN SHOULD
BE HEARD, NOT BELIEVED.
AND THE INVESTIGATION SHOULD BE
RESPECTED, RIGHT?
WE RESPECT THE INVESTIGATION.
YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO HAVE TWO
THOUGHTS.
PROBABLY THE MOST FRUSTRATING
THING IS A MAN WATCHING THIS IS
THAT WHEN SOMEONE IS WRONG TO
THE POINT OF HOW HE WAS WRONG,
THERE IS AN ARGUMENT THAT HE
SHOULD IN FIGHTS BECAUSE IT’S
NOT FAIR FOR THOSE WHO ARE
REALLY WRONG.
WHEN HAS THAT KIND OF A THINKING
EVER BEEN ACCEPTED?
I KNOW YOU DIDN’T MURDER YOUR
WIFE, TYRUS, BUT SOMEBODY ELSE
DID, AND IF YOU GET OFF, IT WILL
MAKE OTHER MURDERERS, IT’S LIKE
NO, I SAW HIM DO IT I’M NOT
GOING TO JAIL.
IT’S THE SAME THING, HEARING IT
IS A ROUGH BAD DAY FOR THE ME TO
MOVEMENT BECAUSE THE TRUTH WAS
TOLD.
WE CAN’T HAVE HER BE A LIAR, SHE
DOESN’T REPRESENT WOMEN, SHE
DOESN’T REPRESENT ABUSED WOMEN,
SHE DOESN’T REPRESENT ANYONE BUT
LIARS IN CRIMINALS.
SHE HAS INDIVIDUALLY ACHIEVED
THIS HONOR AND OTHER WOMEN ARE
NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR A.
I’M TIRED OF HEARING THAT ONE,
WHEN SO SOMEONE MAKES AN
ACCUSATION, EVEN WHEN YOU FIGHT
IT AND YOU WIN IT, YOU STILL
HAVE COLLATERAL DAMAGE THAT
YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO BE THE
SAME.
ONE OF THE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT
JOHNNY AS HE CAN STILL GO PLACES
, I GUARANTEE YOU IF YOU
WOULDN’T COMMIT BACK WOULD’VE
BEEN BUSY.
LOVE YOU, BUDDY, BUT SORRY.
I CAN DEAL WITH A DRUNK AND A
DRUG ADDICT, BUT I CAN’T DEAL
WITH SOMEBODY THAT DEALS WITH
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
THAT’S WHY HE FOUGHT FOR IT.
>> SAID AT THE BEGINNING, HE WAS
WILLING TO ALLOW EVERYBODY TO
SEE HIS UGLY SIDE BECAUSE THAT’S
PREFERABLE.
>> THEM TO BE CALLED A MONSTER.
>> EXACTLY.
SPEAKING OF MONSTERS, KAT?
>> I’M GETTING MY OWN DEFAMATION
LAWSUIT.
>> GET IN LINE.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT LOVE,
KAT?
IT’S FICKLE STRANGE ANIMAL, ONE
MINUTE YOU’RE THE GREATEST THING
EVER, AND THE NEXT, YOU ARE IN
COURT.
WHAT HAPPENS?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> I DON’T THINK THIS IS AN
EXAMPLE OF ANYTHING.
I JUST DON’T.
I HAVE HAD TUMULTUOUS
RELATIONSHIPS, BUT THEY’VE NOT
REACHED THE LEVEL, PLUS, I’M NOT
A PSYCHO AND MOST WOMEN ARE NOT
COMPLETE PSYCHOS WHO WOULD DO
THIS.
I KIND OF HATE TREATING THIS IS
SOME KIND OF REFERENDUM ON ME TO
BECAUSE IT STILL FOR THAT MOST
WOMEN WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT
VIOLENT ABUSE, JUST LIKE MOST
WOMEN WOULD NOT TAKE A LEAP IN
YOUR BED.
I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE
CONCERNED AND THEY SAY, THIS
WILL MAKE IT HARDER.
FEELS THAT ALCHEMY IS THAT IT
WAS THIS DAY, AND THIS DAY,
LITTLE NITPICKY THINGS, THIS IS
NOT WHAT THIS IS, SHE COMPLETELY
LIED AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY
CRAZY SO I THINK IT’S IMPORTANT
THAT WE DO NOT EQUATE AMBER
HEARD WITH WOMEN.
>> I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU
[BLEEP] SHAMING HER.
YOU’RE GOING TO START A ME NUMBER TWO MOVEMENT.
NUMBER TWO MOVEMENT.
>> IT WAS A GREAT POINT, KAT.