Well, this is a big day, everybody.
Today is November 26th.
It's exactly two months until my birthday.
So last year, I had the greatest party known to mankind.
And I'll never be able to throw that kind of party--
well, Portia, I can't take any credit.
Portia threw the party.
But it was the best party of all time.
So this year, all I want for my birthday is for all of us
in this room to fix the world.
No pressure.
But I think we want to fix the world.
And I believe in the power of thought.
So I want everyone to close their eyes, right now.
And I want you to envision a loving world, a very
loving, compassionate world.
It's not working.
I mean, it is.
No.
But I just want everyone to think that.
And then in addition to that, I want to do something else.
It's day one of 12 Days of Giveaways.
[MUSIC - "THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"]
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle-belling and everyone telling you,
be of good cheer!
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
when friends come to call!
It's the hap--
All right.
Everybody, that's our new mascot, Comet.
He dances very fast.
He's Comet.
All right.
I am going to need some help opening these boxes.
Please welcome my pal, who is as strong as she is beautiful--
I'm extra thankful for her this year--
our resident beauty expert, Kim Douglas.
[MUSIC - "JINGLE BELLS"]
Kim, I am going to say a word.
And you're going to tell me the first thing that comes to mind.
OK.
Netflix.
Love.
Netflix makes you think of love?
Yes, because, Ellen, I love Netflix.
I mean, where else can you make new traditions with new movies
like The Christmas Chronicles?
Or you can binge watch your favorite shows
like Fuller House, I love that, and Sabrina.
Well, here's an extra-special reason why I love Netflix.
Because on December 18th, you can watch Relatable.
It's my first stand up special in 15 years.
And you know what?
I remember coming to your kind of pre, when
you were rehearsing for it.
It was so funny.
You had me laughing forever.
So I cannot wait.
I'm so excited to see it.
Oh, well, I'm excited for you to see it.
And everyone here will be able to see it
with their five-year subscription to Netflix!
Next, everyone wants to feel safe and secure.
Am I right, Kim?
Absolutely right, Ellen.
And the Arlo Pro 2 is an HD wireless security camera
that is weather-proof, Ellen.
It has two-way audio.
So you and I could talk to each other, send alerts
to your phone if it senses any movement.
And Ellen, this is so great.
Because the Arlo Audio Smart Doorbell
can be paired with any Arlo camera
for a more complete view of your entire front door.
And you're all getting this $500 Arlo bundle and a $200 Best
Buy giftcard.
Well, it wouldn't be Cyber Monday without Amazon.
That is absolutely right.
Yep, that's right, Ellen.
And the Amazon Fire 10 tablet has millions
of movies, apps, and games.
And now, it works with the Osmo Genius Kit.
And it inspires kids, which is really great,
to draw real-life pictures or solve math problems.
Get ready to start adding and subtracting
on your new Amazon Fire!
[INAUDIBLE] your $300 Amazon giftcard.
You know what, Ellen?
What if everybody--
What, Kim?
I just was thinking.
I was wondering about your great audience, and everything.
What if everybody just wanted to get away from [INAUDIBLE]??
Get away?
Well, we have something for that, too.
Tell everyone about it.
OK.
Travel can produce memories that last a lifetime, which
makes the gift of travel perfect for the holidays,
don't you think?
I do.
I absolutely do.
With the lowest rates guaranteed online,
Marriott International welcomes everyone
with thousands of hotels across the globe.
You're all getting a $500 Marriott International
giftcard.
When we come back, we have one more gift.
It's one of the coolest things that I'm giving away.
We are back with day one of our 12 Days Of Giveaways.
And we're going to play a game, OK, Kim?
Oh, good!
Is it a drinking game?
No, it's called Two Lies and a Truth.
And I'm going to tell you three things, two lies and a truth.
And you have to guess which one is the truth, OK?
OK.
Absolutely.
If I guess, can I drink?
No, I need you to focus.
Here we go.
OK.
So Portia and I have three dogs, three cats,
and three platypuses.
Portia and I have nicknames.
I call her that magnificent PDR, and she calls me beauty.
Or Portia and I have a magic mirror in our house.
OK, so which one is the truth?
Which one is the truth.
I would say, I think Portia calls you beauty.
Oh, well--
[BUZZING]
--no, no.
We have a magic mirror in our house.
But it's not just any mirror.
It is so cool.
This mirror, Portia and I have this at our house.
And here's the deal about this.
When you hang it on your--
OK.
When you hang it on your wall, it
looks like just a regular mirror.
But you use it with your phone and an app.
And it's an interactive home gym with live or on-demand fitness
classes.
So it gives you an unlimited access
to workouts like cardio, strength, Pilates, boxing,
stretch, all personalized for you.
And along with six months of workouts,
and white glove delivery-- this is
so cool-- you're all getting this $2,000 mirror.
[MUSIC - "THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR"]
(SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle-belling, and everyone telling you,
be of good cheer!
Our gifts today are worth over $4,000.
I went to thank Kim Douglas, Howie Mandel, and Ashley
Graham.
See you tomorrow.
Be kind to one another.
Bye.
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
when friends come--
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Oh, [BLEEPED]!
God [BLEEPED]!