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>> Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW, FOLKS, DOING THE SHOW IS A PRIVILEGE.
I GET TO TALK TO ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING PEOPLE ABOUT
FASCINATING SUBJECTS, SO I LIKE TO STEER CLEAR OF
TABLOID RUMORS AND CELEBRITY GOSSIP.
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO I HEAR LOVES CELEBRITY GOSSIP?
AUBREY PLAZA.
IN FACT, SHE WAS ON MY SHOW LAST MONTHS -- LAST YEAR, ACTUALLY --
AND SHE DISHED OUT GOSS SO HOT, WE HAD TO LET IT COOL DOWN FOR
FOUR DAYS BEFORE WE COULD SERVE IT.
WELL, GOLDILOCKS, TONIGHT IT IS JUST RIGHT.
SO GET OUT YOUR PRRIDGE SPOON, YOU KNOW THAT BIG WOODEN ONE!
AND CALL IN PAPA BEAR, AND LET'S SLURP IT UP.
YOU'VE WORKED WITH HUGE STARS OVER THE YEARS.
YOU YOURSELF ARE A HUGE STAR BUT YOU'VE WORKED WITH HUGE STARS
OVER THE YEARS AND I'D LIKE TO DO A LITTLE SEGMENT RIGHT NOW IF
YOU'RE WILLING TO INDULGE ME AND AMERICA RIGHT NOW --
>> YES.
>> Stephen: -- A LITTLE GAME WE'RE TAWLG "TEA AT THE PLAZA"
WHERE AUBREY PLAZA SPILLS THE TEA ON SOME OF YOUR CO-STARS.
SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL US, IF YOU'RE WILLING TO GO
ALONG WITH US, SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL US IS NOT
TRUE, OKAY.
BUT YOU ARE GOING TO GREASE US WITH SOME SHADE, IF WHAT I SAID
MEANS ANYTHING.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Stephen: LET'S SPILL THE TEA.
>> WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GET MY CUP OF TEA.
>> Stephen: SHE HAS HER OWN PROPS.
TELL US SOMETHING SCANDALOUS ABOUT AMY POEHLER.
>> AMY POEHLER -- YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR ABOUT HER?
>> Stephen: WHAT?
HE SLEEPS WITH A JUSTIN BIEBER DOLL IN BETWEEN HER LEGS
EVERY NIGHT.
WHAT A CREEP.
>> Stephen: AGAIN, SOME OF THESE ARE NOT TRUE.
>> THEY'RE ALL TRUE.
>> Stephen: ZAC EPHRON.
THE ZAC EPHRON HAS THE SMALLEST TEETH I'VE EVER SEEN.
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE CHICKLETS.
IF YOU HAVE TO DO A KISSING SCENE WITH HIM, THEY'LL PROBABLY
FALL OUT IN YOUR MOUTH AND DOWN YOUR THROAT.
THAT WAS A SHOCKING ONE ABOUT EPHRON.
WHAT ABOUT ROBERT DE NIRO.
>> OOOH, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ROBERT DE NIRO THAT I KNOW
IS TRUE?
HE LIKES TO DRESS UP LIKE A MAIL MAN AND DELIVER MAIL, AND HE'S
NOT QUALIFIED TO DO THAT.
HE BETTER STOP THAT, BOB.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> Stephen: VICTOR GARBER.
VICTOR GARBER, DON'T GET ME STARTED.
>> Stephen: I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO.
>> VICTOR GARBER LIKES TO GET HIS KNEE PITS MA CADGED.
HE WANTS TO GET THEM GREASED UP AND WORKED OUT, AND I DON'T WANT
TO KNOW WHY.
>> Stephen: FINALLY, THE MUPPETS.
>> THE MUPPETS.
EVER HEARD OF MISS PIGGY?
>> Stephen: YES.
EVER SEEN HER TAIL?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HER TAIL -- SHE'S HAD WORK DONE
ON HER TAIL.
OKAY?
>> Stephen: WOW.
THAT BITCH GETS HER TAIL PLUMPED EVERY TWO MONTHS, SO
DON'T YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE WAGIN' AROUND ON THAT SCREEN.
SHE GETTING HER TAIL PLUMPED!
>> Stephen: THESE ARE ALSO EXCLUSIVES.
AUBREY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRUSTING US WITH THIS
INFORMATION.
>> THANK YOU.
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