Okay. I'll go to L. A. with you and records some demos...
if... you take my buds and make us a singing group.
- Dude! - Cold up my nose.
Well, you guys said you would go.
I-I'm sorry. Are you trying to make a deal with me?
I make the deals!
If you want me, you have to take all of us.
Well, at least we can recharge in the stylish Palm Woods lobby.
Aw. [laughing]
The four hockey players from Minnesota.
I'm not getting a friendly vibe.
No loitering in the lobby after 9:00.
Oh, look at the time. 9:01.
Then there's the gracious interior
of our very own apartment, 2-J.
[farting]
[both] This place is horrible.
You are familiar with A.S.P.A.'s stance
on interscholastic athletics, right?
Huh?!
Did you see our goat?
[bleating]
We call 'em Gus. Gustavo.
Get it?
[buzzer sounding]
Win Tigers, win! Win Tigers, win!
Win Tigers, win!
[bleating]
Win Tigers, win!
We're playing the cast of Hopeless Housewives.
Well, don't be fooled by the score.
We're playing great.
[whistle blowing]
And traffic is backed up on the 134
and it continues to bleed to the 101 and congestion...
[screaming]
And on the 105 there are reports of a crash.
[screaming]
- Security! Stop! - Security!
[music playing]
[screaming]
He knows!
[music playing]
Push! Oh!
[sighing]
Okay, let's write a song.
[both] On it!
Time to write the...
Hate baby song.
Well, dartboard method's not working.
What else did Gustavo say about songwriting?
He said stare into the eyes of the sun
to find the killer hook.
[screaming]
- Hey, buddy. - Hey.
[chuckles]
What was that?!
Great reality TV!
Whoo! [laughing]
[screaming]
Very good. Stay with it.
[fighting]
Hey! Stop it! Stop!
Stay with mama. I'm loving this.
[fighting]
You two, kiss! Now!
Good. Stay with it.
[music playing]
Oh, my God!
Stop!
Let's stop!
Don't you guys see
what this reality show is doing to us?
And I guarantee you Griffin's not gonna like it.
Wham!
[whimpering]
Not even a smile.
I really thought the puppet show would work.
- I liked it. - Oh, thanks.
At least somebody appreciates my art!
Just leave me alone.
Dude, you have to stop thinking about Jo, and start thinking
about our super huge summer single.
More importantly, we want our buddy back.
Yeah, and we can't help you if you won't let us in.
Why won't you let us in?!
Enough!
Okay, he's mad.
But he is sitting up.
I can't even describe the feeling.
So until you all have girlfriends
and you lose 'em in an instant,
you're not gonna understand what I'm going through!
We are about to break 'N Sync's 3.9 second
backstage change record.
Then Big Time Rush joins the rock and roll legends
on Canada's Wall of Fame.
[music playing]
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hit it!
[music playing]
Come on!
[screaming]
Ooh. I can't breathe!
♪ Now this is a story Listen, if you dare ♪
♪ How Big Time Rush Moved up to Bel-Air ♪
♪ We were chillin' by the pool Minding our own ♪
♪ When we saw some paparazzi Invading our home ♪
♪ You dogs need some protection He said with a glare ♪
♪ And that's why BTR's Headed out to Bel-Air ♪
[music playing]
♪ Moving up to Bel-Air Moving up to Bel-Air ♪
♪ We said good-bye To our friends ♪
♪ In the form of a rap ♪
♪ Camille kissed Logan Then she gave him a slap ♪
♪ We drove through the gates To take the grand tour ♪
♪ With all this new protection We'll be safe and secure ♪
♪ As we rode through Bel-Air ♪
♪ Friendly faces there To greet us ♪
♪ They said They're our new neighbors ♪
♪ And they're happy to meet us ♪
Earth... stars... and a sleeping bag,
it's all ya need.
Yeah, but the girls are kinda nice.
Hey, they're just going to slow us down.
Yeah, we're gonna end up spending all night
trying to help 'em set up camp in-- What's that smell?
[music playing]
You guys want some apple sausage?
-Yep. -No.
Because when we camp... we like to forge off the land.
Now, what we got it? [snapping]
I found, uh... four dirty mints and a mustard packet.
Um... duct tape.
Wait, look what I found.
[music playing]
The prop turkey.
Yeah, that's what the mustard's for.
[music playing]
Let me get this straight. We were given $20,000,
and after one day we have $1 left.
What do we do?
We do what Griffin would do. We invest it.
[everyone] To failure!
Oh, unbelievable!
- Fitting. - Not my best move.
[hissing]
My snake!
Gordon Bartholomew Slitherton, you had me worried sick.
I will never let go of you again.
While we're all here,
why don't make a little tour bus video
to show much fun we have on the tour bus?
Do you have any idea
how these tour bus rides would be without me? Hmm?
Um, fun.
Cheerier, a little cheerier.
I'm cheerier because I'm on the brown bus
- with brown bus rules. - Very funny.
Did you even notice that there's a massive traffic jam outside?
Or do you need bad bus maid Logan to point out
that we're gonna be late to the show?!
Wait.
Did you just say brown bus rules and traffic jam?
[horns honking]
Horn burn!
[fighting]
Cheerier, I said, "cheerier!"
[fighting]
[screaming]
Go! Run!
Big Time Rush.
- Let's go! - Hurry! Hurry! Go!
[music playing]
Big Time Rush!
[cheering]
- Yes! - Yes!
[cheering]
Well, looks like Gustavo finally got his rocket.
And all of our dreams came true tonight.
[cheering]
Except you dreamless. You never told us your dream.
This is it.
Look where we are.
We're all up here together.
[cheering]
That's my dream.
And we made it come true.