Hi!
A while ago, I was getting into a lot of accidents.
Okay.
Like I sprained my ankle.
I was doing a live show and I sprained my ankle.
Then, I injured my shoulder because I was doing go-kart.
I was go-karting.
See, I get zero respect for this injury.
The moment I say I injured my shoulder go-karting, they're like...
Yeah. I don't know why? We were going really fast, okay.
Just because they're tiny that doesn't mean they're not dangerous.
That's what she said.
Anyway, so we...
I went to the doctor. I said, "Doctor, my shoulder. It's fucked."
He said, "What happened?" I said,"Go-karting." He said, "Get out of here."
This is for real injuries only.
So, I had to go outside, put mud like a dog and heal.
Yeah, so it's like, you don't get respect. And then...
Third time, I got this infectious boil on my finger and...
It was a boil and then...
it broke and became even bigger and then it became blue and...
And it exploded and pus came out.
Like Baskin Robbins ice cream.
Yeah. Even I don't like Baskin Robbins ice cream. - Eew.
So, it was very weird. Okay?
I'm like, what's going on and I couldn't figure it out.
'Cause I was healthy.
It's just that freak accidents are happening.
So, then I spoke to my friend.
And she was like, "Kenny, it's obvious."
I was like, "What?" “It's obvious, Kenny."
You can't see? It's obvious.
I'm like, "What's obvious?"
It's obvious, Kenny. Accidents are happening. It's obvious.
I'm like, "What is it?" "Kenny, it's the evil eye."
I was like, "If you'd said cancer that makes more sense."
The evil eye.
Nicely you put up on Snapchat, My life is awesome.
People are casting an evil eye on you.
‘Kann’ means "Evil eye".
'Cause there's normal eye, there's good eye and there's evil eye.
Basically, evil eye is right now in the audience
If I'm having fun, some guy is looking at me like...
Fuck this guy.
That's evil eye.
That's basically... target locked... just...
Yeah, they're everywhere. In every part of the world there's a variation of the evil eye.
Yeah?
So, I was trying to understand this concept of the evil eye.
Okay. It's a nice concept.
Unlike other superstitions which is like... random.
Like if a black cat crosses, the full day will be bad.
I'm like... what logic, bro?
Huh? You cut your nails in the house you turn gay.
What? I don't know.
But, the thing with the evil eye, it's a very self patting superstition.
It's like you're doing so well, no?
That's why bad things are happening to you.
It's great. It's a very reassuring superstition.
You know... like...
Like touchwood is also a humbling... superstition.
Like, touchwood will make you...
like feel bad about normal things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Things are going really well.
Touchwood.
Yeah, my parents are very healthy.
Touchwood.
Yeah, the environment is getting fucked because of deforestation.
Oh, fuck. No wood.
So, you're just like... constantly...
There are these certain superstitions that guide you a certain way.
So, the evil eye is very interesting.
'Cause I was trying to understand how does the evil eye work.
Basically, I figured it out. Okay?
Basically, when you're born,
you're born with this giant bubble, okay?
This nice, translucent bubble.
Like that lychee, when it's naked. Like a...
A lychee bubble.
You know that game where you get into the bubble and you're like...
Yeah... like inside you pretend like you're having fun.
But, you're getting brain haemorrhage as...
from your friends who are... for suggesting this stupid activity.
See, the evil eye is like that.
Full life, you have this nice clean bubble. Which is evil eye free.
Suddenly some guy in the audience is like...
fuck this guy... the dirty evil eye... it hits.
Ankle twisted.
Promotion, you won't get.
Go-karting injury.
Fail in exam. Not because you didn't study. Because of the evil eye.
Okay just...
So, there's this nice concept. Your walking and the evil eye bubble is infected.
So, I was like, "What do I do?"
She's like, "Kenny, we've to ward off the evil eye obviously."
Okay.
Can you remove the evil eye? She's like, "No, I'm younger than you."
Someone older than you has to ward off the evil eye.
I'm like, who's making these rules?
Who's making these rules?
Is there a whatsapp group for the evil eye?
That I'm not part of?
Where they keep updating the rules.
So, I was like, "Alright." I've to find someone who's older than me...
who's going to ward off the evil eye. Okay?
I was in a party once and my friend Praveena, she was...
chilling and I was like, Praveena is older than me, I should go ask her.
Praveena was like... Can you help me? And she's like, "Yeah, what's up?"
What's up Kenny? Tell me. Can you ward off the evil eye? She's like...
Come.
And we went inside a room and she just sat me down and she's like...
When was the last time...
you warded off the evil eye?
I'm like, doctors haven't asked me...
with this intensity.
I'm like, I don't know.
I've never had the evil eye warded off.
She was very very worked up. So, she's like, "Okay."
You have to ward off the evil eye right now. Sit down.
What direction are you facing?
I'm like, "What?"
You've to face east.
I'm like, "The evil eye association...
has consulted with the scientific community."
"About the evil eye warding off."
There's some grandmother somewhere who has called up NASA.
Hello, NASA.
I'm just cross checking...
is east the ideal direction
for warding off the evil eye? - Of course it is, grandmother.
The Hubble telescope just sent some reports in.
East is the ideal direction.
Okay, Stephen. Thank you so much.
Grandmother, send those potato flatbreads.
We love them.
Just love them, grandmother. Oh shut up, Stephen.
So yeah, east. I've to face east.
I'm sitting facing east. And she goes inside.
Comes out. With something in her hand.
What is it? - Egg.
Salt. Egg is for Holi, bro. Salt.
Anyway so... salt... salt.
Salt is amazing. NaCl.
Right? 'Cause if you remember clearly, inorganic chemistry,
inorganic chemistry under salt, NaCl, it says optimum for warding off the evil eye.
That's why you should study your chemistry.
It says there.
So, she took salt and she came.
And she was like... she got into like, battle mode.
She was just like ready.
'Cause I know she's gone through training.
I know. There's a secret underground grandmother's association.
Somewhere in some basement that's training...
innocent girls to ward off the evil eye.
Yeah. Because I've noticed these uncles they'll shy away from this conversation.
They're like, "No. I'm not talking about this."
There's some training going on.
There are some three grandmothers
they've just folded their sarees like that.
Just walking around in a room.
And there are three innocent girls in salwar kameez's like...
with three guys in front sitting in a chair.
Fully affected. Like...
Full.
Fully affected by the evil eye.
Every entrance exam, they've failed.
Some 4000 cats have crossed their path and the cats are partying.
Which is worse. Completely affected.
Just like three grandmothers standing around.
Okay, bitches.
That's the only reason I do this joke. So you can imagine a grandmother saying 'bitches'.
Okay, bitches.
You think you understand the evil eye? No, you don't you fucking bitch.
Imagine a grandmother...
Imagine the title song of Chachi 420 but more bad ass.
Chachi 420. I don't know I said that.
Okay, bitches.
And they teach you like, you sit.
And you do two times clockwise.
And one time anti clockwise.
And she's like, "Okay, one time now two times...
I said two times clockwise.
You can see scars of salt.
You went for training? - Yeah, today afternoon.
So...
She made me sit down. And she did two times clockwise
One time anti clockwise.
And when she did that, all the negative energy got sucked into the salt.
Now, it's unstable.
So much negative energy.
So, how do you contain it?
Saliva is the key.
Then, how do you dispose off this...
evil eye filled thing?
What? You throw it in water? Yeah? - You throw it in water.
Burn it all. Yeah. - Burn it?
Oh, so you're all part of the whatsapp group.
Freaking liars.
Add me, also.
No, but that's not what Praveena did.
She opened the window and just threw it outside.
That's the worse way to dispose it.
What if there's a guy free of the evil eye just walking...
Go-Karting injury, ankle!
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